they have removed us via spaceship while they re-terraform the Earth

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In a future (or current) dystopia, they have removed all humans from Earth, because it has become too difficult to survive on it. A team of scientists in protective gear and futuristic timey-wimey equipment is tasked with re-terraforming the Earth to reverse some of mankind's damage and make it more livable.

what atmospheric/cosmetic/other changes would you make to Earth before you brought humans back?

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:55 (five years ago)

bubblegum-flavoured air

uncle-knower is coming for you (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:57 (five years ago)

Bring back dinosaurs

Ok bloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:04 (five years ago)

Yeah but what about

eg Suppose we had a community on a spaceship with very limited resources, no means to imprison someone & a death cultist repeatedly tried to release all the oxygen, killing everyone & proved successful in persuading others to do the same. Eventually death might be the only option

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) August 2, 2018

gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

In a future (or current) dystopia, they have removed all humans from Earth, because it has become too difficult to survive on it.

I think by "removed from earth" you mean exterminated, with a group of about 100 billionaires in said spaceship right?

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:14 (five years ago)

animals get the power of speech but they just make dad jokes all the time

epistantophus, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:18 (five years ago)

i would spray movement particles on everything so all flora are constantly vibrating and intensely jiggling around

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

i'd also refill the great oil and gas deposits of our mighty earth, so that we can "refill our tanks" for the next epoch

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

finally, i would install giant umbrellas across the plains, so that animals and humans may find shade when they need it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

also now that animals have the power of speech, for some reason they will all sound like Wink Martindale

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:38 (five years ago)


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