1. hot flushes up from my neck to the back of my head (tho id just had a haircut)
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:44 (five years ago)
2. ears throbbing on alternate nights
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (five years ago)
3. am now aware of approx location of my sinuses
4. i occasionally cough
5. i occasionally sneeze
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:46 (five years ago)
6. what is a short breath. was that one? how bout that one?
7. what if i *am* hot to the touch, but what im checking with is also similarly hot
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:48 (five years ago)
8. throat tender (from feeling my throat to check for tenderness? who knows?)
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:49 (five years ago)
9. I can no longer tell what stinks, loss of sense of taste. For example, Beatles Love sounds pretty good to me rn?
(Was that joke better executed this time?)
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:52 (five years ago)
absolutely not out of place in this thread at any rate
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:53 (five years ago)
I cough at least twice a day. Just beforehand my throat tickles a bit.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2020 02:55 (five years ago)
10. sensitive fingers11. droopy navel12. jasper toe
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:07 (five years ago)
13. I have the clap
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:09 (five years ago)
14. postman's ankle15. yolk plate16. blinder eye
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:10 (five years ago)
17. stream fatigue
18. third nipple19. phantom penis20. vestigial horn
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:11 (five years ago)
21. monitor brightness adjustment disorder
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:12 (five years ago)
22. conjoined mother
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:14 (five years ago)
23. Right testicle now hanging lower than left
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:17 (five years ago)
24. Apple cheeks, pear shoulders
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (five years ago)
25. Teething again
26. imaginary bodyguard
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:24 (five years ago)
27. Believe I can swordfight
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (five years ago)
28. medium intestine
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (five years ago)
29. Slippery elbows
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:26 (five years ago)
30. loss of bay leaf31. slow blink32. backwards knee
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (five years ago)
30. gain of coordination
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (five years ago)
Whoops
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (five years ago)
34. farmer tan
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (five years ago)
35. early onset butt droop
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (five years ago)
36. burst into primordial soup37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (five years ago)
38. tacos for breakfast
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (five years ago)
39. glossy brain
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (five years ago)
40. bioluminescence
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (five years ago)
41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (five years ago)
42. orthonormal legs
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (five years ago)
43. failing diagonally
― Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (five years ago)
44. sweaty teeth
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (five years ago)
45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (five years ago)
46. falling up the stairs
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (five years ago)
47. Bats in the belfry
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (five years ago)
48 windows are jammed
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (five years ago)
49. ectoplasmic colon
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (five years ago)
lads we're fucked and no two ways
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (five years ago)
50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
― 26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (five years ago)
51. would suffer fools very gladly
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (five years ago)
52. uneven beard
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (five years ago)
53. perforated fringe
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (five years ago)
54. Persistant dry opinions
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (five years ago)
55. perineal fog
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (five years ago)
138. an additional soul scored from a 1-up brick
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (five years ago)
139. impromptu delivery of all of your dialogue throughout the day in the style suggested to you by the music from next doors telly
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (five years ago)
140. weak reflection
― rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (five years ago)
wait
i need that one clarified
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (five years ago)
141. murky posts
― rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (five years ago)
142. most perky
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:44 (five years ago)
143. uncharacteristic assassination
― coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:45 (five years ago)
144. aromas of peat, nail varnish, and wood lice
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (five years ago)
in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative) [Started by ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac) in March 2020, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 by epistantophus] 140 new answersMark Kermode [Started by pete s in January 2004, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 by Ward Fowler] 30 new answers
― nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:51 (five years ago)
145: marker mode
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (five years ago)
146. Toast craving
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:06 (five years ago)
147. saying “Question.” immediately before asking a question
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (five years ago)
(toast craving utterly otm gbx, how on earth did you know)
oh wows toats awks
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:57 (five years ago)
148. Zoom Lag
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:00 (five years ago)
149. garden-variety garden
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (five years ago)
150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (five years ago)
151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back
152. strange men in waistcoats of eyecatching colour are suddenly on every corner, or so it seems.
they appear....yes....they are exchanging significant glances as you pass, like a telepathic relay
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:07 (five years ago)
153. A shimmering phantasm appears, high in the air above Lichtenstein. You begin to feel a chill and your pants grow damp.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:11 (five years ago)
154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (five years ago)
> N
155. You are eaten by a grue.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (five years ago)
156. constantly missing the floor
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (five years ago)
157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (five years ago)
158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (five years ago)
159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (five years ago)
160. ta ta ta taaaaa
― coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (five years ago)
161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (five years ago)
162. the gravest sign
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (five years ago)
163. Rumpofsteelskin
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (five years ago)
165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (five years ago)
uhh 164
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (five years ago)
16,500. bonkers multiples
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (five years ago)
267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (five years ago)
164. short term memory loss
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (five years ago)
i’d forgotten about that one
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (five years ago)
168. ability to feel woollens compromised
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (five years ago)
169. Shameless Pillow Promotion
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (five years ago)
170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (five years ago)
171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (five years ago)
172. Goblin problems
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (five years ago)
173. Radical ambivalence
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (five years ago)
174. yougraine
― nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (five years ago)
misanthropy
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (five years ago)
176: spelt flower
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (five years ago)
177. battered christ
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (five years ago)
178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (four years ago)
179. illegible tattoos180. woke cat181. the power of Greyskull
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (four years ago)
182. Urine > 99°C
― pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (three years ago)
183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.
― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (three years ago)