1. hot flushes up from my neck to the back of my head (tho id just had a haircut)
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:44 (six years ago)
2. ears throbbing on alternate nights
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (six years ago)
3. am now aware of approx location of my sinuses
4. i occasionally cough
5. i occasionally sneeze
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:46 (six years ago)
6. what is a short breath. was that one? how bout that one?
7. what if i *am* hot to the touch, but what im checking with is also similarly hot
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:48 (six years ago)
8. throat tender (from feeling my throat to check for tenderness? who knows?)
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:49 (six years ago)
9. I can no longer tell what stinks, loss of sense of taste. For example, Beatles Love sounds pretty good to me rn?
(Was that joke better executed this time?)
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:52 (six years ago)
absolutely not out of place in this thread at any rate
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:53 (six years ago)
I cough at least twice a day. Just beforehand my throat tickles a bit.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2020 02:55 (six years ago)
10. sensitive fingers11. droopy navel12. jasper toe
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:07 (six years ago)
13. I have the clap
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:09 (six years ago)
14. postman's ankle15. yolk plate16. blinder eye
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:10 (six years ago)
17. stream fatigue
18. third nipple19. phantom penis20. vestigial horn
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:11 (six years ago)
21. monitor brightness adjustment disorder
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:12 (six years ago)
22. conjoined mother
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:14 (six years ago)
23. Right testicle now hanging lower than left
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:17 (six years ago)
24. Apple cheeks, pear shoulders
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (six years ago)
25. Teething again
26. imaginary bodyguard
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:24 (six years ago)
27. Believe I can swordfight
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (six years ago)
28. medium intestine
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (six years ago)
29. Slippery elbows
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:26 (six years ago)
30. loss of bay leaf31. slow blink32. backwards knee
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (six years ago)
30. gain of coordination
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (six years ago)
Whoops
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (six years ago)
34. farmer tan
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (six years ago)
35. early onset butt droop
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (six years ago)
36. burst into primordial soup37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (six years ago)
38. tacos for breakfast
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (six years ago)
39. glossy brain
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (six years ago)
40. bioluminescence
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (six years ago)
41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (six years ago)
42. orthonormal legs
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (six years ago)
43. failing diagonally
― Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (six years ago)
44. sweaty teeth
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (six years ago)
45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (six years ago)
46. falling up the stairs
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (six years ago)
47. Bats in the belfry
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (six years ago)
48 windows are jammed
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (six years ago)
49. ectoplasmic colon
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (six years ago)
lads we're fucked and no two ways
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (six years ago)
50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
― 26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (six years ago)
51. would suffer fools very gladly
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (six years ago)
52. uneven beard
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (six years ago)
53. perforated fringe
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (six years ago)
54. Persistant dry opinions
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (six years ago)
55. perineal fog
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (six years ago)
138. an additional soul scored from a 1-up brick
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (six years ago)
139. impromptu delivery of all of your dialogue throughout the day in the style suggested to you by the music from next doors telly
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (six years ago)
140. weak reflection
― rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (six years ago)
wait
i need that one clarified
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (six years ago)
141. murky posts
― rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (six years ago)
142. most perky
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:44 (six years ago)
143. uncharacteristic assassination
― coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:45 (six years ago)
144. aromas of peat, nail varnish, and wood lice
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (six years ago)
in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative) [Started by ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac) in March 2020, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 by epistantophus] 140 new answersMark Kermode [Started by pete s in January 2004, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 by Ward Fowler] 30 new answers
― nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:51 (six years ago)
145: marker mode
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (six years ago)
146. Toast craving
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:06 (six years ago)
147. saying “Question.” immediately before asking a question
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (six years ago)
(toast craving utterly otm gbx, how on earth did you know)
oh wows toats awks
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:57 (six years ago)
148. Zoom Lag
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:00 (six years ago)
149. garden-variety garden
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (six years ago)
150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (six years ago)
151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back
152. strange men in waistcoats of eyecatching colour are suddenly on every corner, or so it seems.
they appear....yes....they are exchanging significant glances as you pass, like a telepathic relay
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:07 (six years ago)
153. A shimmering phantasm appears, high in the air above Lichtenstein. You begin to feel a chill and your pants grow damp.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:11 (six years ago)
154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (six years ago)
> N
155. You are eaten by a grue.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (six years ago)
156. constantly missing the floor
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (six years ago)
157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (six years ago)
158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (six years ago)
159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (six years ago)
160. ta ta ta taaaaa
― coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (six years ago)
161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (six years ago)
162. the gravest sign
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (six years ago)
163. Rumpofsteelskin
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (six years ago)
165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (six years ago)
uhh 164
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (six years ago)
16,500. bonkers multiples
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (six years ago)
267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (six years ago)
164. short term memory loss
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (six years ago)
i’d forgotten about that one
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (six years ago)
168. ability to feel woollens compromised
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (six years ago)
169. Shameless Pillow Promotion
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (six years ago)
170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (six years ago)
171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (six years ago)
172. Goblin problems
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (six years ago)
173. Radical ambivalence
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (six years ago)
174. yougraine
― nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (six years ago)
misanthropy
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (six years ago)
176: spelt flower
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (six years ago)
177. battered christ
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (six years ago)
178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (four years ago)
179. illegible tattoos180. woke cat181. the power of Greyskull
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (four years ago)
182. Urine > 99°C
― pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (four years ago)
183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.
― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (four years ago)