I was confronted by 3 varieties of Kroger brand Private Selection vanilla ice cream at the store today

which one did you get?

are we worried about ice cr34m googling itself

xp I don't want to say which one I got until the votes are in and if the one I got doesn't win I might be too embarrassed to admit it anyway I already think I bought a suboptimal vanilla so I'm not going to eat it unless it wins the poll!!!!!!!!!

Never having tasted any of them, my take would be: Double >> Bean >> Country

if you’re doing a traditional float or a shake, I would guess “country” is the way to go.

vanilla bean is its own thing

double vanilla whoa check yourself

write-in for Vividly Vanilla.

country

are we worried about ice cr34m googling itself

lol

'vanilla bean ice' is the only one that averts conference room confusion

but if you bought all three and announced 'vanilla ice privates in the conference room'

I've had all 3 and prefer the double vanilla.

i have bougie coastal elite tastes in food and vote for "vanilla bean"

finally a good esby poll! also voted "vanilla bean"

Bean Ice

i had exactly this dilemma a while back after having not purchased ice cream from the grocery store in several years. i can't remember which one i went with.

if you disclose your choice, then it wouldn't really be a

private selection

Breyer's® Whispered Preference™ Old-Timey Mint Chip
Dreyer's® Hushed Choice™ Malted Brownie Fudge
Häagen-Dazs® Decisions on the Down-Low™ Strawberry Crème Swirl

the selection belongs to the dairyman, though

Jeni's® Splendid Secret™ Peanut Butter Cascade
Baskin-Robbin's® Tell No One About This™ Caramel Crumble Ripple
Blue Bell® Don't Make Me Regret Trusting You™ Butter Pecan Tryst

it is more "kroger's selection from the batch of vanilla ice cream believed to have a tenth less bug parts per carton according to factory data"

ice cream "hot stampers" from right after they washed the machines

lmao at "Don't Make Me Regret Trusting You™ Butter Pecan Tryst"

its gotta be vanilla bean bc beans beans the magical fruit

Sight unseen I would say vanilla bean since it's probably the only one with real vanilla not some lab created vanilla flavoring.

lossless vanilla

Got some of this for a recent birthday party:

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Let me warn you about something: That brown sugar bourbon vanilla in the middle was AWFUL.

Turkey Hill? I do not want any ice cream that intimately associates itself with turkeys.

it's funny how each vanilla name calls the quality of the other versions into question by highlighting a feature you would have assumed every vanilla ice cream possessed.

country vanilla
vanilla bean
Borax free vanilla
we actually know who made this vanilla
ok, this one is actually ice cream vanilla

Turkey Hill Trio'politan Triple Vanilla is to jazzing up vanilla what Kenny G is to vanillaing up jazz.

this is another excellent post

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lol sufjan

also, went with double. like if we're talking fancy ice cream then vanilla bean, but this is a kroger private selection so i'm betting it's a little chemically, so i just want "double" - sounds rich, creamy. could stand up to the milk in a shake and not just be sweet mush in the end.

i don't even remember what the third one was

oh "country" right. that's gonna be some bullshit imo, just this side of turkey hill.

I'm reading richard rhodes's "the making of the atomic bomb", and there's an anecdote about Hungary under soviet rule -- food was rationed with cards, but for some reason ice cream was much cheaper than everything else, so Arthur Koestler's family ate vanilla ice cream for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

you guys i am so. fucked. i tried the ice cream last night.
and... It was not vanilla enough! 🤒😵🥶 Like not enough vanilla like, it could have more vanilla and I wanted there to be more vanilla and it was right then from the very first taste that I knew i had indeed. bought the wrong ice cream

you must designate the whole carton for float duty

mark it with the universal symbol for float duty: a dog with sunglasses and spiked collar, holding a giant mug overflowing with suds.

maybe don’t buy the generic store brand. cheapo!!!!

a pint of vanilla bean ice cream from our local creamery costs $12

I’m picturing these three ice cream cartons as anthropomorphized greasers cornering esby in an elevator or something

I cream. You cream. We all cream for greased lightning.

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please tell us which one you bought already.

our brains are clamoring for any entertainment, however trivial

if 'double vanilla' was not enough vanilla, that is trivial to you?

(thinks) (nods)

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