Masturbate For Peace!

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This is the slow, dangling thread where we think up witty bumper stickers for the Masturbate For Peace website.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 11 November 2002 04:59 (twenty-three years ago)

My peace-loving ejaculation was 'Why steal oil from a foreign land? Stay home and pump your stand!'

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 11 November 2002 04:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Its not an Islamic issue! Spermatise the tissue!

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 11 November 2002 05:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew pacifists were wankers but this is ridiculous.

― Stuart, Monday, 11 November 2002 06:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Go beat your penis into a ploughshare, warmonger!

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 11 November 2002 06:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Its not an Islamic issue! Spermatise the tissue!

Hanle y wins... agai n

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 11 November 2002 07:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I will.

― Leee (Leee), Monday, 11 November 2002 07:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course, behind this joke hides a very serious and tragic flaw in our culture: the idea that killing is 'clean' and sex is 'dirty'.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 11 November 2002 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

War is stupid, make jism for Cupid

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 11 November 2002 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Put guns out of the question, shoot your Charlton Heston!

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 11 November 2002 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

('War is stupid', now where have I heard that line before, Boy Suzy?)

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 11 November 2002 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, stop it! I'll be on this thread ALL DAY and have work to do (hint check Guarniad tomorrow).

Jack-u-later, Alligator
Wargametes
Sex Terrorist? NOW WASH YOUR HANDS.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 11 November 2002 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Rubya Bush.

― Sam (chirombo), Monday, 11 November 2002 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Rug burns on the cock, not dead men by the flock!

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 11 November 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

wanking is not the solution

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 11 November 2002 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

---off-topic post. sorry.---
best bumper sticker ever= the sticker on a dumpster I saw that said "Satisfaction guarunteed or double your trash back"
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― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 11 November 2002 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Sam wins. I throw in my spunk-soaked towel.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 11 November 2002 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't drive a tank, just have a wank.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 11 November 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Mutilate your vagina, don't bomb a hole to china!

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's play pocket pool. Iraq, my balls!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Mutilate your vagina, don't bomb a hole to china!

Erm, don't you mean stimulate?!

― chzd (synkro), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Spooj Not Bombs

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Nevermind Jihad; Shoot Yr Wad!

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Not In My Mane

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're still reading this, you aren't masturbating enough.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 08:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Baghdad not to conquer, pull your plonker!

If religion breeds violence, go bash your bishop!

Bite the Baghdad bullet and shoot your wad instead!

Don't attack Iraq; invade your crack!

To save ourselves from World War Three, masturbate in unity!

There's more.

― Ziggy Fartdust, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)

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