1. i recently threw my back out. have you ever thrown YOUR back out?
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:12 (five years ago)
goal is to have a small repository of sentences that are guaranteed to get you through at least part of the social situation you didn't want to be in
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:13 (five years ago)
basically, what if you want to just ask about the weather to stall, but you don't want to be so obvious about it
2. wait a second. wait... do you hear that?
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:19 (five years ago)
3. what’s your favourite kathy najimy performance
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:23 (five years ago)
4. I like the floor in here... And the walls
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:31 (five years ago)
5. Are you an adherent of dialectology, or...?
― the fucking cunts treat us like Styx (Matt #2), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:36 (five years ago)
6. Can you believe it's 1:30 pm already?
― jmm, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:54 (five years ago)
7. Oh! Oh hold on - am I still on mute?
― Luna Schlosser, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:57 (five years ago)
8. I can’t stand numbered threads. Can you?
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 21:58 (five years ago)
9. "at least i didn't make it 1000!" - imagine starting a conversation like that! ha. but really these kids these days, i can barely understand them.
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 22:05 (five years ago)
10. You know what I really hate about those 1000 piece jigsaw puzzles?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 23:46 (five years ago)
11. I used to do drugs. I still do, I but I used to, too.
― calstars, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 23:58 (five years ago)
12. can i buy some drugs off of you right now
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 23:59 (five years ago)
13. Guess what I have in my pocket.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:00 (five years ago)
14. I'll tell you my favourite dead baby joke if you tell me yours.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:12 (five years ago)
15. A waffle is just a pancake with syrup traps
― calstars, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 17:38 (five years ago)
xp - that pick-up line always works on me tbh
― sarahell, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 17:41 (five years ago)
16. Do you know flag semaphore? I brought my flags, just in case.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 18:27 (five years ago)
17. Did I ever tell you about the time I used to play baritone sax in a noise band called Child Abuse?
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 21:40 (five years ago)
18. There probably isn't much you could educate me on about the subject of haemorrhoids but I'm a good listener and can talk a lot of sense on the subject.. at least until tag curfew issues mean I need to go back to my bail hostel.
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 21:55 (five years ago)
19. See that thing about the girl with the thing?
― cwkiii, Thursday, 7 May 2020 01:10 (five years ago)