Joe Biden vs. Mr. T

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Who would you rather have as The President of the United States of America? This question inspired by a text conversation I had with my mother this morning.

ME: Do you think Joe Biden sexually assaulted Tara Reid? What says your heart of hearts, in its intuitive wisdom?
MOM: I cannot imagine him doing that. Maybe I could now with his dementia???
MOM: He is sounding very different now with all of his snide comments and swearing. Is he trying to keep up with Mr. T?
ME: Dementia neither causes nor excuses sexual assault.
ME: I don’t know, but if I had to choose between voting for Joe Biden or Mr. T, I’d have to give that choice some serious deliberation.
ME: Also, is Mr. T known for swearing?
MOM: It’s unbelievable to me that our election has narrowed down to these two men! Mr. T has used the word Damn a few years ago.
MOM: Depending on the level of dementia, bizarre sexual behavior can be exhibited.
MOM: Maybe Biden has other health issues that we’re not aware of, but to me he looks very tired and sometimes bewildered.
ME: He said "damn"?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Mr. T	20
Joe Biden	4

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

i think i remember him saying pussy once

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

that's just locker room talk

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

3 months is too long, somebody needs to do Biden vs Howling Mad Murdoch after this

― Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

Mr T will break the outdated two party duopoly

…I am not a Republican nor am I a Democrat….
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 7, 2016

― soref, Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

It's sad this happened to her. She was great in Josie and the Pussycats.

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

Tara Reid?

― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/M8UnM3l.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/GIa7EhY.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

Tara Reid?

Yessir. I don't make typos.

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

the only Grancy I recognize

― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

I pity the fools who hafta outdebate burrito's mom

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

irl lol, bless

― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

pplains photos are a "so not gonna happen" t/s for the ages

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 May 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

I have to wonder if it was Nancy's idea to hop on Santa T's lap, or if someone suggested she do it and she just couldn't say no.

By the way, she died the day after that Mr. T tweet. Some say it was an acute physiological reaction to her deep pity for his foolish political ambivalence that did her in, others say it was congestive heart failure.

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 7 May 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

It's the two other guys trading looks that makes that Biden photo an all time winner.

― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 7 May 2020 18:43 (five years ago)

Mr. T says "goodbye, Nancy. Eat my balls."

https://i.imgur.com/NI948qQ.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 7 May 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

Mr. T is a good man who would never think, much less say out loud, such a crudeness to the lifeless corpse of Nancy Reagan.

It's the two other guys trading looks that makes that Biden photo an all time winner.

maybe they help with that particular shot, but Joe and his unidentified mistress carry this one unassisted

https://i.imgur.com/av4cxZa.png

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 7 May 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

xp Is that Biden/biker photo real? WTF?

― Pissed Jeans Genie C. Riley (PBKR), Thursday, 7 May 2020 22:52 (five years ago)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

― Pissed Jeans Genie C. Riley (PBKR), Thursday, 7 May 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

three months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 16 August 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

Biden: A Leader Who Has The Common Touch

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 16 August 2020 00:31 (five years ago)

A man who touched a generation
And the previous one

― calstars, Sunday, 16 August 2020 00:44 (five years ago)

Don’t do greens
Eat your school
Stay in drugs

― calstars, Sunday, 16 August 2020 00:47 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHGH83i_c-Q

the part where Mr. T yells at the apples kills me

― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 16 August 2020 01:10 (five years ago)

^ easily amused

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:04 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 17 August 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

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