How done do you like your pizza

blue rare

you could have a raw pizza made with cookie dough

base

real answer: crispy, but chewy also good.

only one not good = burnt

i don't really mind burnt! i mean, within reason

a pizza with too much topping which is burnt on the top and around the edges but soggy in the middle has to be one of the grimmest things considered edible.

Casu marzu.

lol caal otm

you could have a raw pizza made with cookie dough

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, June 13, 2020 12:56 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i call it 'za tartare

medium base, crispy crust

Don’t burn (or even brown) the mozzarella but if a bit of the base bubbles up through the topping and chars that is good pizza.

I am in two minds about whether I would try casu marzu, sure it would be better than soggy pizza though, once you got over the retching.

can't think about that, skipping over that post

voted crispy but there is a range, and some chewy/medium pizzas I've had have been pretty good

crispy

in the hospital, one degree above room temp is glorious

When in doubt, I always overcook pizza. Dry crust is better than mushy crust.

Once got in a fight with my boyfriend at the time because we were getting ready to host a party and I'd made enough dough for four big pan pizzas, left it to rise and took a nap. He decided to be helpful and formed it into TWO extra-thick crusts, then stuck them in the oven for a few minutes to pre-bake them, so they were already set in that form by the time I woke up. There was nothing to be done; the pizzas were just huge doughy abominations.

LD I'm impressed by anyone who can actually make pizza dough

this is where i'll admit to exclusively using a guy fierri pizza sauce recipe

He is a paisan tho. Even de-anglicized his surname from Ferry. Extra italian points for that

Ooh, I like it real done. Ooh, yeah girl. Mm. Yeah. Yeah, cook it real hot. Mm, yeah, cook that crust real hot for me, girl. Mm. Just like that. Get it hot. Get that fuckin crust real fuckin hot. Mm, that's right, slide that shit right next to that fuckin fire. Get it real fuckin warm. Yeah. I like it like that. Get that fuckin crust a-cookin. Yeah, that's the fuckin way I like that shit. Get it hot. Keep that shit on that fucking shit. Get it real deep in that oven. Mm, yeah. I like it when those toppings sink down into that cheese. Mmfgh. I like seeing that cheese melt and those oils run all around those toppings as the topping vegetables lose their liquids and slum down into the cheese base. Unnngh fuck yeah baby. Yeah! Real hot! Hot the way I like it! Unnnnnnnngggggh that's the fucking way. That crust keeps getting hotter and hotter too. Yeah. That's the way I fucking like it. Mmmm. Uggggggh is that crust crispy yet? Is it crisp around the edges? Poke it with that thing. Poke it, feel the crust. Yeah, it's crusty? Alright take that shit out. That shit's fucking done. Mm, oh jesus. Yeah, let it set for a while. Let it cool a little. Oh my god. Smell it. Oh my fuck. Yeah, I'm gonna eat that in five minutes. Yeah.

oh fuck you

mm fuck you too Dan S

was wondering if you were a troll before but now I'm sure

shut up and pass me a napkin, Dan S

how done pizza do you

Just cos ya have something in the medicine cabinet, don't mean ya gotta drink it

Get into my 1995 Ford Tempo, Neanderthal. You and me are gonna take ourselves a little drive over to Mandy Moore's parents' house.

sir burrito may not have merited a "fuck you" for that one, but it was about one tenth as witty as he seemed to think it was when he hit Submit Post. I defy anyone to read it all the way through. It was just very, very, very... tiresome.

he is a shitposter, and that most definitely merited a fuck you

it was minor burrito, for sure

there's a fundamental problem with this thread, though. the pizza has cheese and crust and which is getting what?

am going to be very skeptical of his posts in the future

he's not shitposting, he's finding himself. it's brave. it's gonna suck a little bit, like when you bring home a little puppy and it shits everywhere

DON'T @ ME

I feel like I'm playing ELIZA

ELIZA was more fun

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I like seeing that cheese melt and those oils run all around those toppings as the topping vegetables lose their liquids and slump down into the cheese base.

hi I meant to write slump, not slum.

let me know when we're going over to Mandy Moore's parents' house, Neanderthal.

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