lamest quibi original programming

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list and (genres) listed from wikipedia

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Dummy (Comedy) 2
Chrissy's Court Arbitration (court show) 1
Shape of Pasta (Docuseries) 1
Die Hart (Comedy) 1
Home Movie: The Princess Bride (Comedy) 1
You Ain't Got These (Sneaker show) 1
Agua Donkeys (Comedy) 1
Gayme Show (Game show) 1
Life-Size Toys (Stunt show) 0
Gone Mental with Lior (Mentalism) 0
Memory Hole (Clip show) 0
Murder House Flip (Home makeover / True crime) 0
Centerpiece (Reality) 0
Punk'd (Prank show) 0
The Sauce (Dance competition) 0
Singled Out (Dating game show) 0
Skrrt With Offset (Car show) 0
Thanks a Million (Giving show) 0
Barkitecture (Reality) 0
Useless Celebrity History (Flashback) 0
Floored (Dance competition) 0
Elba vs. Block (Competition) 0
Fight Like A Girl (Reality) 0
Cup of Joe (Talk show) 0
Let's Roll with Tony Greenhand (Reality) 0
Iron Sharpens Iron (Sports) 0
Dishmantled (Cooking competition) 0
Most Dangerous Game (Action thriller) 0
Nikki Fre$h (Docu-Comedy) 0
Flipped (Comedy) 0
The Stranger (Psychological thriller) 0
#FreeRayshawn (Crime drama) 0
50 States of Fright (Horror) 0
When the Streetlights Go On (Drama) 0
Survive (Thriller) 0
Kirby Jenner (Docu-Comedy) 0
Royalties (Musical comedy) 0
The Andy Cohen Diaries (Animated docuseries) 0
Blackballed (Sports) 0
&Music (Docuseries) 0
Run This City (Docuseries) 0
Prodigy (Docuseries) 0
NightGowns (Docuseries) 0
I Promise (Docuseries) 0
Fierce Queens (Docuseries) 0
The Fugitive (Thriller) 0


the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Friday, 24 July 2020 19:21 (four years ago)

Voted Gayme Show because it's the only one I've heard of.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2020 19:51 (four years ago)

haven't seen any of them obviously

the "dan harmon had a sex doll" one is very "what did you expect"

wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 25 July 2020 02:37 (four years ago)

amazing how all of these sound like fake TV shows that would be in fake comedy TV listings, like in the Onion or something.

going just on title and genre, "Agua Donkeys" is the "Comedy" that sounds least likely to be funny.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 July 2020 17:47 (four years ago)

Gone Mental with Lior (Mentalism)
You Ain't Got These (Sneaker show)
Most Dangerous Game (Action thriller)
The Fugitive (Thriller)
Barkitecture (Reality)

no way these aren't utterly soul-deadening

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 27 July 2020 17:49 (four years ago)

the thing is, the more generic these get, the more you can picture them as not-quite-viral YouTube series that basically deliver what you expect, but with a bunch of padding and dumb editing/titles/effects/inside jokes. like Barkitechture is clearly about high-design dog houses. i'm sure it's like, fine enough for the Internet.

i liked "Elba vs. Block" more before i Googled it and discovered it's a racing series with Idris Elba and someone named Block. i was picturing some random YouTuber named Elba, doing battle with a block of wood.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 July 2020 17:57 (four years ago)

or oceanographic studies of the coastlines of the Isle of Elba and Block Island.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 July 2020 17:57 (four years ago)

NightGowns (Docuseries)

?

Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:21 (four years ago)

Drag queen Sasha Velour adapts her critically-acclaimed drag revue into a full-on stage production, working with each cast member to craft their lip-sync performances and culminating in a number directed by music video director Sophie Muller.

sounds like one of their better offerings tbh

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:24 (four years ago)

not going to look up all of these in the interest of my own mental & emotional health, but seems to me theres no question that the lamest must be the one where celebrities act out the princess bride

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:33 (four years ago)

This article is an absolute nightmare:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/inside-dummy-the-quibi-show-about-rick-and-morty-creator-dan-harmons-sex-doll

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:46 (four years ago)

can't decide if "dan harmon sex doll show for quibi" is more cursed as a phrase or a concept

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:51 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 31 August 2020 00:01 (four years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 00:01 (four years ago)

ten months pass...

the Roku Channel picked up a show that was created for Quibi called Agua Donkeys about these two weird pool cleaners that is absolutely amazing

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 July 2021 23:26 (three years ago)


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