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How can a girl impress her crush?

― Kristin, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 02:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Use stamp ink

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

just talk to him. guys aren't tricky.

― Josh (Josh), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I pefer silk screens more then Donut Bitches sugggestion

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

try to present yourself as an interesting person with a sexual edge

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Pretend you don't much like him. That seems to work like a goddamned charm for some reason.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

what ally said

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:37 (twenty-three years ago)

just talk to him. guys aren't tricky.

Hrm. When I try that, the guy looks at me as if I had just asked "Excuse me, do you have the time?" in fluent Aramaic.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

well it's not my fault you're talking to the stupid ones. try the other ones, they want you to talk to them.

― Josh (Josh), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

j.lu, what you need to say is not a nice hello or something, but call him a total ass. I'm telling you, it works.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:38 (twenty-three years ago)

if the boy has any kind of brains at all, he wants to know you do too. talk about something you really like and know a lot about. if he's interested in you, he'll be interested in said thing. (this does NOT work in the reverse direction, needless to say, usually at least)

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

say what you wish people would say to you

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 05:08 (twenty-three years ago)

brush against him. and show some clevage.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

is that meant to be a gloss on gabe's advice sterl?

― Josh (Josh), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Sterl speaks the trooth. Go with the titties.

― jm, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:52 (twenty-three years ago)

but also maintain the ice-queen vibe that Ally and donna recommended. This will confuse him, and in his confused state, he may mistake those feelings of provocation for love.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 07:32 (twenty-three years ago)

For some reason guys find it cute when I call them "dork" and "dumbass."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 08:12 (twenty-three years ago)

WHO IN THIS BITCH LIKES CHACHI?

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 08:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Joanie

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 08:52 (twenty-three years ago)

"chachi" = Korean for "joanie loves scott baio's manhood"

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 08:54 (twenty-three years ago)

guys aren't tricky.
But one guy is.

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 09:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hanle y Deus Answers All Yer Questions Re: Attracting the Opposite Sex!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 09:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Make it appear you hate hime, but in a flirty way, push-pull stylee. This gives a)him a challenge, but feeling flattered in the process b)both of you a potential excuse should things turn embarassing

― Gordon (Gordon), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 09:19 (twenty-three years ago)

...that Ally and donna recommended...

Am I alone in thinking that the next ILE CD needs a cover of Uptown Top Ranking by this combo?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

nath I am not clear on whether you're referring to run or d.m.c.

― Josh (Josh), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

wear a choker.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Subsequent to all the above advice, put his hands on your ass. Ladies: this works!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Perv.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

don't confuse us, we'll run away.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

three words : beer, pizza, nudity.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

club him soundly round the head and drag hi back to your cave (warning advice may have expired with wilma flinstone)

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

There's a boy at work who I want to turn into an f buddy- yesterday he asked me if I wanted to come back to his house and I misheard and said "no, I gave it back you" and he mumbled something and walked away. How do I fix this?

― bingolola, Saturday, 24 May 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

"bingolola"

― chaki, Saturday, 24 May 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

yes?

― bingolola, Saturday, 24 May 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

boys aren't really interested in sex. so this may be tricky, bingola.

― jeremy waters, Saturday, 24 May 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 24 May 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

explain to me the particulars of this f buddy business, i know it not

― gershy, Saturday, 24 May 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

1. Catch his eye.
2. Form circle with left thumb and index finger
3. Rapidly insert and withdraw right index into circle.
4. Wink.

― milo z, Saturday, 24 May 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

alternate: make v sign with index and middle fingers, thrust tongue between

― dan m, Saturday, 24 May 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

1. grab tockley
2. obtain much hard f buddy

― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 25 May 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

fuckbuddy definition; are boys you want to have sex with because they are brazilian martial arts experts but don't to be your boyfriend because they are boring and spend all the time talking about money. fuckbuddy.

― bingolola, Sunday, 25 May 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

Hm perhaps try using that exact sentence, except for the "boring" bit? Might very well work, though if it doesn't, there's not much room for a backup plan I suppose.

― anatol_merklich, Sunday, 25 May 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

1. Catch his eye.
2. Form circle with left thumb and index finger
3. Rapidly insert and withdraw right index into circle.
4. Wink.

-- milo z, Sunday, May 25, 2008 5:48 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Is the wink really necessary here? surely I could just have an expression of intense concentration?

― bingolola, Sunday, 25 May 2008 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

invite him back to your house

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 May 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

i can't. I live with an old lady ( a really nice one) but nonetheless, a person who I do not want to hear me having sex. I also do not want to have silent sex.

― bingolola, Sunday, 25 May 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

I could be very, very wrong, but is asking someone to be your fuckbuddy really something you have to be that subtle about? Isn't it something you want to talk about directly so he doesn't think you want him to get married, buy a house, and have some babies with you?

― Maria, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

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