will flying cars ever happen, and when?

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how many years til we get to even the Back To The Future 2 stage...50? 100? 150?. hoverboards could be as little as 15 years away though i suppose their expense of production would hold that back another 15

if you think about what life was like in 1902 and now, i think in half the time (50 years from now) we COULD see the same level of technological advances - or perhaps things have calmed down a bit and the shift will be more gradual now. what else do you think will happen and when?

blueski, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Bluieski, on this board we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

Graham (graham), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Thermodynamics? Where we're going, we don't need thermodynamics.....

lol p xx, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

In the future,
We'll drive flying cars
Wear space suits
And go to the stars

In the future
Microchips will be inside our heads
We'll use telepathy
And have robots to make our beds

(I think about 82 years from now)

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the potential air traffic control problems will make it a non-starter. I've seen Pushing Tin you know: it's hard enough keeping a few aeroplanes in the air without them crashing. Though high-rise stratified cities like in The Fifth Element might sort that out.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

haha blueski have you ever seen the film JADE?

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

gah, Pushing Tin is a scray film - but flying cars are smaller than planes and would hopefully end the need for inland journeys using them anyway...it would of course be hugely expensive and all flying cars would have to have a built in automatic breathalyser that activates on engine ignition

other futuristic ideas that seem naff and cliched but should still happen

genuinely convincing/worthwhile virtual reality video games (2015)
quantum/light-powered computers (2015)
robot servants (2050)
zero gravity individual jet packs (2050)

as for teleportation...surely its never going to be possible (ditto time travel) but 200 years from now who knows? when you think about these ideas and how they could actually happen SOMEDAY it does make you want to stick around long enough...so yeah we'll be able to order those cell-regeneration/life-preservation pills over the net in about 20 years too (meaning you'd be 150 years old but as only as wrinkly as Dale Winton, hurrah)


blueski, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

retina scan doors (i'm sure these already exist right?)?

2015 - stem-cell based cures/replacement organs for cancer?

2020 - first fully cloned human?

2030 - equipment able to visualise your dreams on a video screen live and capture 'mental photographs' from your brain?

2040 - memory booster microchip that, when implanted, ensures you never forget anything, ever - unless you want to, in which case it can make sure you never do remember it?

2050 - a machine that re-polarises the globe to ensure your toast does actually land butterside up when you drop it accidentally

blueski, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

"In the year 3535 / Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies / Everything you think, do, and say / Is in the pill you took today"

Flying cars would be an insurance nightmare. Hoverboards, however, would rock.

robster (robster), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

2060 - Everyone can purchase their own affordable exo-skeleton. Road (and flying road) traffic deaths are practically eliminated. Gucci skells become the must wear item for the swinging man about space station.

2070 - Colonies on Mars become a reality, but are a lot like Butlins and only really appealing to the working class family on a budget of stolen property.

2080 - The human appendix becomes a thing of the past

2090 - A new organ, called the "peggy", appears in new born children. It is a small sack of fleshy tissue protruding from the shoulders that can store over 32,000 mp3s

2100 - Robots outnumber humans. Again this happens by natural evolution.

2110 - The "Emoticons" from Will Self's short story in Junk Mail are a reality. Nobody buys one.

2120 - Mars declares independence, calling itself Lancebassland.

2130 - Popstars : The Cyborgs is the number one hit on 3-D Television. It is basically an engineering contest to build the most sonically bland vocalist the world has ever seen. No change there then.

2140 - The Police Academy series of films is remade.

2150 - Flying Cars are banned after complaints from the Red Arrows that they just can't find any work anymore.

2160 - Kevin Shields finally records a follow-up to "Loveless"

Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

retina scan doors (i'm sure these already exist right?)?

You could make one, but there are really good reasons why not.

Out of interest, are you actually drunk, or do you just have an incredibly poor idea of science?

2001: Bionic Eyes

genuinely convincing/worthwhile virtual reality video games

Ha! Rez!


Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I watched Alien Resurrection on video last week and couldn't work out why 'breath recognition' doors might be used in the future rather than retinal scans/fingerprints. Why would they?

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I suppose using someone's disgorged eye or dismembered fingers would be easier than carrying a sample of their breath around in a jar and opening the lid a teensy bit every so often.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

ha-har! well i think my incredibly poor view of science comes more from a strong love and interest in science-fiction in all truth, that and just wishful thinking. what if you were to describe the technological achievements of the 20th century in a similar list? perhaps some of them would still seem remarkable in the context of a recent short-scale chronology

blueski, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

2020 - Beer and other drinks are replaced by "Space-drinks", which are blue and come in exotic "Space-bottles".

2034 - Space-drinks become the dominant source of nutrition on the planet, replacing Galactic Corn Discs (originally called Pringles)

2056 - The ruler of the newly named planet Solar-Globe 3 who is a 50 foot tall metal incarnation of David Blaine called CyberBlaine 7 announces from his Triton fortress that all humanity (now largely composed of hyper intelligent mobile phones) must fight a newly discovered alien race who consume only Cosmos-Quaff a liquid similiar to space-drinks in all but hue.

2155 - The war rages for nearly a century before it is revealed that the whole thing was a marketing stunt by the omnipotent makers of Space-drinks the shadowy BarrTek Conglomerate. Apparently the scheme was a neoblissium fueled "joke" by malfunctioning sales organovats (cybernetic tubs of brain matter responsible for all media)

2156 - In the ensuing scandal an immortal psychic donkey called Trev replaces CyberBlaine 7 as ruler of the increasingly stupidly named Sphere of Quantum Fear (previously Solar Globe 3) shares in SpaceDrinks fall through the floor.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

2235 - then they all lez it up.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

*Tediousness alert* Um, retinal scan doors do exist. Or, well, more to the point, you can stick a retinal scanner on anything you'd like, if you've got the money and a power source. And what's more they aren't fooled at all by disgorgement of the authenticator's eye, since the patterns they measure are influenced by the fact that there is blood flowing at the back of your eye. You take the eye out, the patterns change. The only reason I know this is because they nearly decided to implement retinal scanners for computer room access where I work. They settled for fingerprints in the end.

AHEM! Um, you can all wake up now.

lol p xx, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

look i dont care about any of that really, i just want my flying car

blueski, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

HIT ME WITH THOSE LASER BEAMS!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...
from the ILE referral log:

http://search.lycos.com/default.asp?loc=searchbox&tab=web&query=tell+me+about+the+production+of+flying+cars&x=4&y=12
to will flying cars ever happen, and when?

This person must have been rather disappointed.

(yes, I am procrastinating)

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

http://search.lycos.com/default.asp?loc=searchbox&tab=web&query=tell+me+about+the+rimming+of+flying+kittens&x=4&y=12

(yes, I am masturbating)

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

seven years pass...

Think of all the amazing technological changes of the past seven years!!

iPhones
marginally smarter iPhones
throttle-stuck Priuses careening madly around, rather like... flying cars!

What others can you think of?

Aimless, Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

I'm actually quite glad that there aren't flying cars. Imagine a throttle stuck Prius, except that fucker is also flying through the air suspended by lift-jets/anti-grav beams (or whatever future tech is needed to make flying cars actually, you know, fly, but doesn't exist yet because it's in the future because it hasn't been invented)..

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

I was talking to my housemate about hover vehicles a while ago and we figured it's a mad idea because now you have to think of traffic in 3D space. Imagine the accidents.

I wish they'd invent those personal transport tubes like the ones in Futurama. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Thursday, 2 December 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

thirteen years pass...

https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/9/24028009/hyundai-air-mobility-supernal-evtol-ces

More akin to a helicopter, but marketed as a flying car, and could be ready by 2028.
It's supposed to fly at 200 km/h at low altitude (1500 feet) and it's electrical.

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/03/1133736081/xpeng-evtol-flying-car
Then there are the Chinese XPeng X2-3 things that do look like flying cars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Ic7IMhQUo

If you have a big balcony, your parking issues are solved

Nabozo, Monday, 15 January 2024 09:52 (two years ago)

And this I guess to make the picture complete
https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/4/23538953/stellantis-archer-electric-air-taxi-evtol-midnight-mass-produce-investment

Stellantis / Archer to produce eVTOLs by 2024 which is, now.

Nabozo, Monday, 15 January 2024 09:54 (two years ago)

No flying cars or skateboards, but we did get a Biff Tannen presidency.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 04:08 (two years ago)


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