I Have a Colleague Who Has Suddenyl Become Obsessed with Lord of the Rings

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What should I do?

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Send him to my work place where we are all obsessed with it.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, it could be much worse. He might've been obsessed with Harry Potter.

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

And what's wrong with LotR anyway?

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

We have a particular supplier who has been sending math equations to us as gifs for display online. The problem is, they have been making them much too big so the font is huge. Today, I received some from them which were much too small. The guy in question said, "Perhaps they only employ giants and dwarves".

It'll only be a matter of time before he starts writing in runes....

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

fill his head with muttering about the cunt of sauron - flash, flash.

― Queen G (Queeng), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't know you worked with Ned!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Shoot him.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Join him.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

yesssss join him, precciousss.... ;)

― katie (katie), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Tell him 'Lord of the Dance' is better.

As voted on this week's 'Hot Topic'.

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Well aslong as its Elvish script and not Dwarvish runes.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I just bought the gameboy advance game.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't know you worked with Ned!

Suddenly, you wastrel. Clearly this person who has achieved enlightenment is a newcomer, unlike me. ;-)

I can sign my name in tengwar and it looks freakin' cool.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, do you have the power to sack him?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

isnt he a bit late?
send him here ( nz ) so he can see the scenery for real. he will become so enamoured of it he will be out of your way for years :-)

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

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