how 'off the grid' are you?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
NICE TRY, FBI! just voting on this poll exposes me and puts lives at risk	3
Otter (expline?)	3
You fucking asshole, I put my last 20 years into internet anonymity and you ruined it	2
I'm a ghost - nobody knows my name, face, and my FB is maintained by 5 strangers who don't know me or each other	2
Wait, you just tricked me into voting.	0
I have stolen someone else's identity so I'm good	0
I put everything online, and in fact someone is knocking on my door now and i think they mean business	0

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:26 (four years ago) link

I am literally a wild boar, how off the grid is that?

― hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:28 (four years ago) link

fact-checkers, can the above be verified?

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:28 (four years ago) link

Sorry I meant a wild bear. Spelling.

You may now commence the fact check.

― hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

If "the grid" is the internet, over the past 25 years I've easily left close to 100,000 little text messages on various Usenet newsgroups, LUSEnet forums, backpacking forums, amateur programmer's forums, ILX and whatnot, which, if mined extensively would probably allow the government to figure out my opinions in enormous depth and detail, along with much extraneous information about my hobbies, religious beliefs, personal history, tastes in clothes, and a dozen other tidbits of the sort that fictional cops on tv always want to know about all those fictional serial killers.

otoh, I do have a Facebook account and do not carry a smartphone with me everywhere, so the authorities would have to locate me on planet Earth the old-fashioned way, by CCTV face recognition.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link

correction: I do NOT have a Facebook account

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:22 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 1 October 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

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