TS : booty or breasts?

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it has to be the booooooty

― s magnet, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

BEST THREAD EVER.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

On a woman or a man?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmm, coccyx

― chzd (synkro), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I certainly prefer to be grabbing hold of a man's bum than his breasts...

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

booty, but these things are always a case-by-case basis

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Context is all and Perry reigns supreme. (My own answer...would be telling. But I think Mr. Matos captures the spirit, at least for a Mere (Straight) Male like myself.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ha-hem. i tried to get suzy to post this for me, but she wouldn't. so i am going to have to break my internet silence to say:

JULIAN CASABLANCAS' ASS!!!

ok, no more. i mean it this time.

― kate, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

On a man: booty. On a woman: they're both luscious, so I refuse to choose.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd prefer to be rid of my man-boobs than my fat arse.

Otherwise and oglewise - standing up breasts, lying down booty.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

what about bending over?

― s magnet, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Breasts by a hair.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I've honestly never understood what was supposed to be so great about asses. Breasts all the way.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Booty.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

CAN'T I HAVE BOTH?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

'tis indeed booty, which disappoints me to no end as my tits are much better than said.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What about legs? Any leg men?

I never understood the appeal of looking at guys asses. um... or their breasts.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Booty. Because you don't go to a bar to get some breasts.

― jm, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'll go with Legs for Sarah.

― jm, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

again, case by case. if I meet a woman I'm genuinely animally attracted to and her legs look like God stuck them on backwards, no ass at all and a chest like a pair of aspirin on an ironing board, then I'm genuinely animally attracted to her and that's that. (that's actually happened a couple times, so....)

that said: booty all the way. specifically, short and pear-shaped women do it for me in the abstract every time. and again: all exceptions excepted. (I'm a slut!)

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm also on four hours' sleep in the last 48 hrs total which explains a LOT....)

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos, you sleep-deprived HO!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I get more ho-ish the less sleep I have! [puts lampshade back on head]

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

[puts lampshade back on head]

TO-GA!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

plus booty ages better

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"Your ass is a national treasure." -an old boyfriend, back when my ass was a national treasure

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

photos please

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

booty, but in truth i always check out the tum' first..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

the gut.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

perversely, i prefer a woman with a round stomach and find a man with a rounded stomach blah.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(hence my many years of self-hate from puberty through about 21.)

(the new self-hate is entirely un-gut related.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Eh, I have an ass of my own, but my breasts are lacking (fortunately, since this means I have to turn to other people's).

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i have an alarming amount in common with jess when it comes to non-musical matters

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

da booty (and if you is a crook then you takin it)
da boo-tay (and if you got one then you shakin it)

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno. I believe that fetishists don't so much worship specific parts of the body, but are defective when it comes to appreciating the rest of it. I love feet and asses and breasts and hair and armpits and necks and hands. And more besides. I fetishise everything exactly equally. That's why I'm not a fetishist.

More plainly: if I'm with a girl whose breasts are nicer to me than her ass, I'm a breast man.

And if I'm with a girl whose ass is nicer to me than her breasts, I'm an ass man.

But mostly I'm a face and voice and brain man (yes, come to think of it, I have fetishes). If I like these things of a person, I'll like the tits and ass too.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

In general, boobies. They're nicer to suck on, make great playthings for hands and fingers, and make a great headrest.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

you filthmonger!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Such shallow talk! What about how the person is on the INSIDE? What about INNER BEAUTY?!?!! What abou..[pie in face]

― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm more of a crotch guy

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What about how the person is on the INSIDE?

TS: Liver Vs. Lungs- what's more sexy? FITE!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

there is a store near me called T&A Supply

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Do they deliver?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

breasts, only cause they amuse me to no end.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

titties

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

On a man: booty, if I'm limited to these choices. But if we expand the selection, shoulders (when clothed) or the outside curve of the hip (when naked) -- it seems endearingly vulnerable.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The area of skin just below the shoulder, or the neck.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Paunch.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Arrrrr booty!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(in my best Ja Ruleish): It... must... be da ASS!"

Of course there's no real choice as breasts on guys are rub-not-rubbed.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

bingo wings

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I *am* having them both, so there.

Would women not be more fulfilled if they DID like looking at men? It must suck not to.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 14 November 2002 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care, just no skinny chicks!

― Julien Sandiford (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 22 November 2002 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you, Julien.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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