A place for us to grieve and remember and describe the fireworks we have bought.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:16 (five years ago)
but don't post in here until the big kahuna signs off
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:17 (five years ago)
or unless you find a youtube of a sheep on a trampolinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwwIYdB_wic
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:18 (five years ago)
He's already dead inside so all bets are off. But I'll see your sheep and raise it one crazy dude in a tree:
WILD RIDE: A man climbed to the top of a severely bending palm tree in California to cut the top off with a chainsaw -- and ended up swinging high in the air as the trunk rebounded 👀🌴 https://t.co/bzOXqT4YED pic.twitter.com/8tWm3DWFjt— FOX 13 Tampa Bay (@FOX13News) October 5, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:22 (five years ago)
that man's name was Michael Penceand now you know the rest of the story
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:52 (five years ago)
That CONVID thing took him down HARDCORE
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:54 (five years ago)
The person who recorded the video told Storyful it was a scary sight, but said the man on the tree “was not afraid, because he has been doing that work for a long time.”
dude
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:04 (five years ago)
why do you need to cut the top off anyway? i'm flummoxed
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:05 (five years ago)
lol @ Orenthal
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:06 (five years ago)
Dornald Orenthal
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:07 (five years ago)
How did I overlook Dornald, so ashamed rn
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:21 (five years ago)
Dornaldo Troomps for unpresidetn?
― while my keytar gently bleeps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:43 (five years ago)
my spies at E! News are telling me his rigor mortis is acting up again
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:29 (five years ago)
desperate for good news tbh
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:32 (five years ago)
As statistically unlikely as him winning the election. Not a bad deal imo.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:33 (five years ago)
for reference: http://istrumpdeadyet.net/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:38 (five years ago)
BREAKING
CNN’s Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling “down” and “starting to see this slip away”— Michael Crowley (@michaelcrowley) November 5, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:05 (five years ago)
aw diddums
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:56 (five years ago)
How do you tension a dug in trampoline?I mean must be the most pertinent topical question at the moment surely.
― Stevolende, Thursday, 5 November 2020 08:50 (five years ago)
Has there ever been a reaction that was the only valid reaction, as this one?
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 November 2020 10:09 (five years ago)
wanna be really clear that no other thread needs to be added when this guy dies. this is the official death thread.and possibly for when he is deposed.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 05:42 (five years ago)
CNN’s Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling “down” and “starting to see this slip away”
'appears increasingly isolated in the white house' etc etc
― anvil, Friday, 6 November 2020 05:59 (five years ago)
"listlessly flushing the toilet, listening to it fill, then flushing it again and again"
― assert (MatthewK), Friday, 6 November 2020 06:00 (five years ago)
does dying inside count
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:16 (five years ago)
That man's never flushed a toilet in his life
― "...and I felt like getting high" *audience goes bananas* (Matt #2), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:26 (five years ago)
Gonna happen today i think
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:30 (five years ago)
Nah, he has Jared flush for him
― DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:32 (five years ago)
ivanka wipes
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:36 (five years ago)
available now at nieman marcus
― rob, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:38 (five years ago)
xp careful not to swamp the drain
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:42 (five years ago)
thoughts and prayers
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:41 (five years ago)
i'm hearing rumors
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:17 (five years ago)
dead to me
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:23 (five years ago)
Anytime prior to 2024 works afaic.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:24 (five years ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71%2Bbw8xxNaL._AC_UL1078_.jpg
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:24 (five years ago)
Ooh, is that a new skincare regimen? Much improved, Donnie!
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:25 (five years ago)
don't tease us like that
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:27 (five years ago)
rumors... say what now
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:59 (five years ago)
thanks a lot, now i've put Timex Social Club on repeat play
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:23 (five years ago)
I say “Dornald Orenthal Trump” quietly to myself a lot.
― Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:07 (five years ago)
long may he wave
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:10 (five years ago)
Rest in power
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:53 (four years ago)
What happens to a tweet deferred
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:29 (four years ago)
oh so his Twitter account was the last Horcrux
― Ăśberschadenfreude (sleeve), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (four years ago)
on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now
I'm barely even joking when I say that his inability to shit out every thought he has to the entire world will likely hasten his demise, it's all he has
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (four years ago)
xpost lol, yes
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:31 (four years ago)
so gonna happen?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 20:23 (four years ago)
lads
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 21:43 (four years ago)
there they go pic.twitter.com/F8u14NBs3n— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 20, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:20 (four years ago)
Must be a great atmosphere onboard
― up-the-arts corner (Matt #2), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:26 (four years ago)
that "after you" hand gesture followed by pushing people in front of him is only one of his many lovable character traits.
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:30 (four years ago)
farewell to a great supporter of the young mens christian association
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:10 (four years ago)
my heart can't take it
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:09 (four years ago)
The juddering lump of fat and gristle in DJT's chest sure can!
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:11 (four years ago)
“on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now”He’s a fighter, you gotta not give it to him
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2021 06:29 (four years ago)
Anticipation is high
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:15 (three years ago)
[taps sign]
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:02 (three years ago)
'Go into the light, Daddy.. go into the light, you've suffered so much...'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:09 (three years ago)
Objectively, I know which face is more punchable - but this photo really makes it a toss-up:
https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/09/AP19157493050379.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:17 (three years ago)
forks is ably taking over from Shakey Mo on the fake-ass death threads game.
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:39 (three years ago)
Don't make me google "trump" on twitter, forks!
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:40 (three years ago)
Try binging trump on Facebook
― Evan, Thursday, 22 September 2022 14:43 (three years ago)
tbf, the kahuna is having a day
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 September 2022 15:59 (three years ago)
Not quite
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 July 2024 22:51 (one year ago)
famously injured by flying teleprompter shrapnel
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 14 July 2024 03:07 (one year ago)
shooter couldn't handle Trump being the new Biden vice president, probably
― StanM, Sunday, 14 July 2024 03:16 (one year ago)
hasn't been seen for a few days, may just have dozed off
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 August 2025 07:18 (three months ago)
‪Roan Everly‬ ✧@roanramp✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬· 2hWho’s up ghoulscrolling
― sleeve, Saturday, 30 August 2025 07:19 (three months ago)
https://thewickculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/The_Wick_Dream_and_Discover_jenny-holzer-protect-me-times-square-2000x1333.jpg
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 August 2025 10:55 (three months ago)
back on the bushttps://bsky.app/profile/airbagged.bsky.social/post/3lxn4nksb422y
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 August 2025 20:08 (three months ago)
My wish cast is that he’s alive but had a stroke and can’t talk
― Dumpy's Rusty Nuts Gimmick Poster (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 30 August 2025 21:41 (three months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKh6XxYbbIc
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 30 August 2025 21:45 (three months ago)
I don’t know why I keep finding it hilarious to think of someone’s reaction to his death being “I’m going to find that thread and bump it.” And then someone says “great revive” and then that’s it.
― epistantophus, Saturday, 30 August 2025 21:46 (three months ago)
ffs
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 31 August 2025 06:24 (three months ago)
donald trump has died
― ciderpress, Sunday, 31 August 2025 10:51 (three months ago)
for our sins
― epistantophus, Sunday, 31 August 2025 12:19 (three months ago)
For someone's sins, but not mine
― je ne sequoia (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 August 2025 12:20 (three months ago)
did he ever really truly live?
― conspiracitorial theories (stevie), Sunday, 31 August 2025 12:35 (three months ago)
He is dead in our hearts
― je ne sequoia (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 August 2025 12:47 (three months ago)
Stop getting my hopes up. I keep having to return the magnum of champagne back to the cooler
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 31 August 2025 12:51 (three months ago)
https://i.ibb.co/yFTmFQxn/Screenshot-20250831-091822-Google.jpg
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 August 2025 13:22 (three months ago)
Well, did he!?
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 August 2025 13:24 (three months ago)
Regardless, definitely weird that when you search for "Trump dead" you get all these recycled pieces from yesterday "debunking" the rumor, saying he was seen golfing. And yet by "seen golfing" they mean that blurry Bigfoot photo of him standing by the golf cart. So yes, someone that looked like him was photographed, but that's no proof.
Anyway, he's dead.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 August 2025 13:32 (three months ago)
https://i.ibb.co/s9Mt3ZZm/iwtb-t.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 31 August 2025 14:21 (three months ago)
Haha
― Dumpy's Rusty Nuts Gimmick Poster (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 31 August 2025 14:35 (three months ago)
Wriggle wriggle
― Evan, Sunday, 31 August 2025 14:45 (three months ago)
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl outThe worms play pinochle on your snoutThey eat your eyes, they eat your noesThey eat the jelly between your toes… A big green worm with rolling eyesCrawls in your stomach and out your eyesYour stomach turns a slimy greenAnd puss comes out like whipping cream… You spread it on a slice of breadAnd that’s what you eat when your deadAnd the worms crawl out and the worms crawl inThe worms that crawl in are lean and thin… The ones that crawl out are fat and stoutYour eyes fall in and your hair falls outYour brain comes tumbling down your snout… And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl outThey crawl all over your dirty snoutYour chest caves in and your eyes pop outAnd your brain turns to sauerkraut… They invite their friends, and their friends tooThey all come down to chew on youAnd this is what it is to dieI hope you had a nice goodbye… Did you ever think as a Hearse goes byThat you may be the next to dieAnd your eyes fall out and your teeth decayAnd that is the end of a perfect… day
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 August 2025 15:43 (three months ago)
across from a certain Midtown tower:
https://imgur.com/a/yBDK8UO
reading it as he's just done the big hit
― bulb after bulb, Sunday, 31 August 2025 16:31 (three months ago)
RIP that image
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 August 2025 16:40 (three months ago)
maybe for the best
― bulb after bulb, Sunday, 31 August 2025 16:47 (three months ago)
Even if he’s not dead yet I think we can bury him anyway, it’s what he would have wanted.
― Dumpy's Rusty Nuts Gimmick Poster (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 31 August 2025 17:34 (three months ago)
Trump’s not dead, he just smells like it
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 31 August 2025 19:19 (three months ago)
From 2013.
― birdistheword, Sunday, 31 August 2025 19:29 (three months ago)
We thought Kim Jong Un was dead a few years ago when he was out of sight for many days. Not getting my hopes up.
― nickn, Sunday, 31 August 2025 20:49 (three months ago)
Kim Jong Un is half Trump's age.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 1 September 2025 00:01 (three months ago)
Right, Trumps old man lungs can’t withstand hopes at these unprecedented heights
― Evan, Monday, 1 September 2025 00:21 (three months ago)
Again, we all can manifest this if we just believe.
― Dumpy's Rusty Nuts Gimmick Poster (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 1 September 2025 01:49 (three months ago)
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, August 31, 2025 8:01 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Like in that famous book by Nabokov
― Wounded Insulter (President Keyes), Monday, 1 September 2025 02:51 (three months ago)