A place for us to grieve and remember and describe the fireworks we have bought.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:16 (four years ago)
but don't post in here until the big kahuna signs off
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:17 (four years ago)
or unless you find a youtube of a sheep on a trampolinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwwIYdB_wic
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:18 (four years ago)
He's already dead inside so all bets are off. But I'll see your sheep and raise it one crazy dude in a tree:
WILD RIDE: A man climbed to the top of a severely bending palm tree in California to cut the top off with a chainsaw -- and ended up swinging high in the air as the trunk rebounded 👀🌴 https://t.co/bzOXqT4YED pic.twitter.com/8tWm3DWFjt— FOX 13 Tampa Bay (@FOX13News) October 5, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:22 (four years ago)
that man's name was Michael Penceand now you know the rest of the story
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:52 (four years ago)
That CONVID thing took him down HARDCORE
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:54 (four years ago)
The person who recorded the video told Storyful it was a scary sight, but said the man on the tree “was not afraid, because he has been doing that work for a long time.”
dude
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:04 (four years ago)
why do you need to cut the top off anyway? i'm flummoxed
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:05 (four years ago)
lol @ Orenthal
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:06 (four years ago)
Dornald Orenthal
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:07 (four years ago)
How did I overlook Dornald, so ashamed rn
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:21 (four years ago)
Dornaldo Troomps for unpresidetn?
― while my keytar gently bleeps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:43 (four years ago)
my spies at E! News are telling me his rigor mortis is acting up again
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:29 (four years ago)
desperate for good news tbh
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:32 (four years ago)
As statistically unlikely as him winning the election. Not a bad deal imo.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:33 (four years ago)
for reference: http://istrumpdeadyet.net/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:38 (four years ago)
BREAKING
CNN’s Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling “down” and “starting to see this slip away”— Michael Crowley (@michaelcrowley) November 5, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:05 (four years ago)
aw diddums
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:56 (four years ago)
How do you tension a dug in trampoline?I mean must be the most pertinent topical question at the moment surely.
― Stevolende, Thursday, 5 November 2020 08:50 (four years ago)
Has there ever been a reaction that was the only valid reaction, as this one?
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 November 2020 10:09 (four years ago)
wanna be really clear that no other thread needs to be added when this guy dies. this is the official death thread.and possibly for when he is deposed.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 05:42 (four years ago)
CNN’s Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling “down” and “starting to see this slip away”
'appears increasingly isolated in the white house' etc etc
― anvil, Friday, 6 November 2020 05:59 (four years ago)
"listlessly flushing the toilet, listening to it fill, then flushing it again and again"
― assert (MatthewK), Friday, 6 November 2020 06:00 (four years ago)
does dying inside count
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:16 (four years ago)
That man's never flushed a toilet in his life
― "...and I felt like getting high" *audience goes bananas* (Matt #2), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:26 (four years ago)
Gonna happen today i think
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:30 (four years ago)
Nah, he has Jared flush for him
― DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:32 (four years ago)
ivanka wipes
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:36 (four years ago)
available now at nieman marcus
― rob, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:38 (four years ago)
xp careful not to swamp the drain
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:42 (four years ago)
thoughts and prayers
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:41 (four years ago)
i'm hearing rumors
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:17 (four years ago)
dead to me
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:23 (four years ago)
Anytime prior to 2024 works afaic.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:24 (four years ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71%2Bbw8xxNaL._AC_UL1078_.jpg
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:24 (four years ago)
Ooh, is that a new skincare regimen? Much improved, Donnie!
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:25 (four years ago)
don't tease us like that
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:27 (four years ago)
rumors... say what now
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:59 (four years ago)
thanks a lot, now i've put Timex Social Club on repeat play
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:23 (four years ago)
I say “Dornald Orenthal Trump” quietly to myself a lot.
― Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:07 (four years ago)
long may he wave
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:10 (four years ago)
Rest in power
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:53 (four years ago)
What happens to a tweet deferred
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:29 (four years ago)
oh so his Twitter account was the last Horcrux
― Ăśberschadenfreude (sleeve), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (four years ago)
on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now
I'm barely even joking when I say that his inability to shit out every thought he has to the entire world will likely hasten his demise, it's all he has
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (four years ago)
xpost lol, yes
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:31 (four years ago)
so gonna happen?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 20:23 (four years ago)
lads
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 21:43 (four years ago)
there they go pic.twitter.com/F8u14NBs3n— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 20, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:20 (four years ago)
Must be a great atmosphere onboard
― up-the-arts corner (Matt #2), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:26 (four years ago)
that "after you" hand gesture followed by pushing people in front of him is only one of his many lovable character traits.
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:30 (four years ago)
farewell to a great supporter of the young mens christian association
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:10 (four years ago)
my heart can't take it
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:09 (three years ago)
The juddering lump of fat and gristle in DJT's chest sure can!
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:11 (three years ago)
“on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now”He’s a fighter, you gotta not give it to him
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2021 06:29 (three years ago)
Anticipation is high
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:15 (two years ago)
[taps sign]
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:02 (two years ago)
'Go into the light, Daddy.. go into the light, you've suffered so much...'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:09 (two years ago)
Objectively, I know which face is more punchable - but this photo really makes it a toss-up:
https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/09/AP19157493050379.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:17 (two years ago)
forks is ably taking over from Shakey Mo on the fake-ass death threads game.
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:39 (two years ago)
Don't make me google "trump" on twitter, forks!
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:40 (two years ago)
Try binging trump on Facebook
― Evan, Thursday, 22 September 2022 14:43 (two years ago)
tbf, the kahuna is having a day
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 September 2022 15:59 (two years ago)
Not quite
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 July 2024 22:51 (ten months ago)
famously injured by flying teleprompter shrapnel
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 14 July 2024 03:07 (ten months ago)
shooter couldn't handle Trump being the new Biden vice president, probably
― StanM, Sunday, 14 July 2024 03:16 (ten months ago)