Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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Adding “Total Landscaping” to the end of the names of important places and organizations is something that is going to give me joy for years and years to come

― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, November 7, 2020 11:10 PM

United Nations Total Landscaping

― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, November 7, 2020 11:11 PM

emil.y, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:34 (four years ago)

Arc de Triomphe Total Landscaping

emil.y, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:35 (four years ago)

Brandenburg Gate Total Landscaping

emil.y, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:35 (four years ago)

NASA Total Landscaping

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:36 (four years ago)

Taj Mahal Total Landscaping

emil.y, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:36 (four years ago)

Frankie Valli Total Landscaping

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:36 (four years ago)

ilXor.com Total Landscaping

ciderpress, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:37 (four years ago)

Trump Tower Total Landscaping

emil.y, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:38 (four years ago)

Valhalla Total Landscaping

emil.y, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:41 (four years ago)

Rikers Island Total Landscaping

lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:53 (four years ago)

Anaheim, Azuza & Cucamonga Sewing Circle Book Review and Total Landscaping

Maresn3st, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:57 (four years ago)

https://shopclass.threadless.com/designs/four-seasons-total-landscaping/womens/t-shirt/ringer-unisex

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:58 (four years ago)

(proceeds benefit the Georgia runoffs)

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:59 (four years ago)

Scrotal Manscaping Total Landscaping

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:04 (four years ago)

Apple Total Landscaping

calstars, Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:05 (four years ago)

Tartarus Total Landscaping

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:05 (four years ago)

Yankee Stadium Total Landscaping

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:05 (four years ago)

Waldorf-Astoria Total Landscaping

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:05 (four years ago)

Cambridge Analytica Total Landscaping

circa1916, Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:14 (four years ago)

Chernobyl Exclusion Zone Total Landscaping

jmm, Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:15 (four years ago)

Fort Knox Total Landscaping

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:15 (four years ago)

Fantasy Island Total Landscaping

PEnnsylvania 3-5000 (Matt #2), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:20 (four years ago)

Four Seasons Total Landscaping Total Landscaping

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:29 (four years ago)

Bohemian Grove Total Landscaping

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:33 (four years ago)

Lolita Express Total Landscaping

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:41 (four years ago)

Jet Propulsion Laboratory Total Landscaping

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:45 (four years ago)

isle of man total landscaping

call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:47 (four years ago)

that's one of my favorite places on earth

treeship., Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:47 (four years ago)

fog, sheep and whiskey

treeship., Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:48 (four years ago)

wait i meant isle of skye. (total landscaping).

treeship., Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:48 (four years ago)

Treeship Total Landscaping

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:48 (four years ago)

Bosom Manor Total Landscaping

emil.y, Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:56 (four years ago)

What a Fool Believes Total Landscaping

calstars, Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:00 (four years ago)

I've Got My Own Total Landscaping to Do

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:09 (four years ago)

Back to Basics Total Landscaping

calstars, Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:22 (four years ago)

Gathering of the Total Landscapers

PEnnsylvania 3-5000 (Matt #2), Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:44 (four years ago)

Trinity Site Total Landscaping

Advanced Doomscroller (Sanpaku), Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:50 (four years ago)

Tombe de Jim Morrison Total Landscaping

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:53 (four years ago)

Dance the Total Landscaping Away

calstars, Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:59 (four years ago)

Paisley Park Total Landscaping

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:25 (four years ago)

The Beatles Total Landscaping

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:32 (four years ago)

R.E.M. Total Landscaping Opening Night at The Smash Club

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:36 (four years ago)

Donald J. Trump Presidential Library and Total Landscaping

epistantophus, Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:40 (four years ago)

Meal A Sex Creep Total Landscaping

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:01 (four years ago)

Antifa Landscaping Solutions

Alba, Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:16 (four years ago)

Wait, I’ve forgotten the name and it was right there in the thread title

Antifa Total Landscaping, duh

Alba, Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:17 (four years ago)

Stereo Total Landscaping

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:25 (four years ago)

Radiohead Total Landscaping

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:26 (four years ago)

I work at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA pic.twitter.com/cX6bIMkag8

— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) November 8, 2020

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:27 (four years ago)

xp Get a Brain! Morans Total Landscaping

epistantophus, Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:50 (four years ago)

totally get where you’re coming from. see silby’s post upthread:

It really doesn’t have the same ring without “Total” in it I insist all variations incorporate “Total”

xp

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:53 (four years ago)

Four Seasons Why Because it Look Landscapng

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:53 (four years ago)

I said hey, what's going on at 4 Non-Blondes Total Landscaping?

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:56 (four years ago)

Sixpence None the Richer Total Landscaping

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:57 (four years ago)

ilXor.com Total Landscaping

#OneThread Total Landscaping

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 8 November 2020 20:00 (four years ago)

If they'd booked it next door it could've been Scrotal Manscaping

― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Monday, November 9, 2020 2:03 AM (five hours ago)

show some respect

Scrotal Manscaping Total Landscaping

― (the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Sunday, November 8, 2020 11:04 AM (yesterday)

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 20:25 (four years ago)

If only they'd tried to book some place called Fantasy Island and ended up at the jizz store

four seasons total landscaping is the name of my dog (Matt #2), Sunday, 8 November 2020 20:32 (four years ago)

Meatball SubTotal Landscaping

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:02 (four years ago)

Dismemberment Planscaping

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:03 (four years ago)

Rittenhouse Square Total Landscaping
South Street Total Landscaping

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:08 (four years ago)

Tenth Avenue Freezeout Total Landscaping

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:13 (four years ago)

https://hi.spooky.camp/system/media_attachments/files/000/070/086/original/361e65e6efa4dfca.png?1604871105

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:44 (four years ago)

That's good.

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:53 (four years ago)

Total Wine and More Total Landscaping

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:09 (four years ago)

surfboard dudes get wiped out, total landscaping

rob, Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:38 (four years ago)

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

lukas, Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:38 (four years ago)

Netherlands National Football Team Total Landscaping

TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:39 (four years ago)

Kompakt Total Landscaping

TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

fuck it new dn

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

Dismemberment Planscaping

Nope

calstars, Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:48 (four years ago)

:D @ surfboard and Kompakt

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:53 (four years ago)

has anybody grabbed it asa bandname yet?

― Stevolende, Sunday, November 8, 2020 4:49 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

wow four seasons total landscaping bandcamp domain already claimed, y'all move quick pic.twitter.com/cT5QChPOsG

— Charly Bliss (@charlybliss) November 8, 2020

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:57 (four years ago)

Ironically they were able to book the Four Seasons Hotel for their Philly show

Evan, Sunday, 8 November 2020 23:06 (four years ago)

KC and the Sunshine Bandscaping

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 00:10 (four years ago)

Four Seasons in the streets,
Total Landscaping in the sheets

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 9 November 2020 02:17 (four years ago)

Manscaping in that case, surely.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 November 2020 02:51 (four years ago)

Welp this might be a time record for completely beating the funny out of something that was actually legitimately hilarious. Good job internet.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 November 2020 02:57 (four years ago)

nah

maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 9 November 2020 03:27 (four years ago)

Go rake the leaves douche

calstars, Monday, 9 November 2020 03:33 (four years ago)

Let Us Rake The Leaves Douche Total Landscaping

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 9 November 2020 03:53 (four years ago)

Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell Total Landscaping

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:06 (four years ago)

clowning like this thread may run its course, sure, but the whole story - that fucker will never not be funny

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:16 (four years ago)

xp - the hit track on the album Shut Up, Man

sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 04:57 (four years ago)

I said "what about Breakfast at Four Seasons Total Landscaping?"

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Monday, 9 November 2020 10:44 (four years ago)

To everything, turn turn turn
To every season, Total Landscaping

sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 11:13 (four years ago)

fuck it --
To everything, turn turn turn
there IS FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING

sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 11:14 (four years ago)

Wow, what an honour, I’d like to take this opportunity to sincerely thank the Academy (of total landscapers)..

— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) November 9, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:32 (four years ago)

“Joe won’t even say ‘law and order total landscaping’, Chris.”

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:12 (four years ago)

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit Total Landscaping

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:14 (four years ago)

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71vQxLbs2cL._SS500_.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 November 2020 20:20 (four years ago)

Four Tet Total Landscaping

Cabo Weibo (卡波微博) (Deflatormouse), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

National Aeronautics and Space Administration Total Landscaping

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:38 (four years ago)

The Awesomeness Fest Cult of Total Landscaping

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:03 (four years ago)

can't believe no one's mentioned Insane Clown Posse Total Landscaping yet

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 9 November 2020 23:07 (four years ago)

that does seem like an incredible pothole, yeah

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:24 (four years ago)

I know there has been some speculation about whether 4STL (or, as cool kids call it, "the fo'steez") is still funny. Have all the jokes been done? Has it been truly been run into the (appropriately aerated and mulched ground)?

Some helpful folks have launched a website.

https://isfourseasonstotallandscapingstillfunny.com/

So if you find yourself wondering, just check that website periodically.

You're welcome.

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 November 2020 18:25 (four years ago)

that’s a relief!

Four Seasons Who Loves You Pretty Baby Total Landscaping

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 14 November 2020 19:26 (four years ago)

The Peoples Temple Agricultural Project Total Landscaping

Running up that hill but fleeting (a deal worth shit) (breastcrawl), Monday, 23 November 2020 09:32 (four years ago)

Reporter: "Breaking News, we are getting reports that a militia loyal to Donald Trump and under the command of Mike Pompeo has occupied the White House...(long pause)...a correction, I am now getting reports that they have occupied the White House Gyro and Falafel Food Truck on the National Mall"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 23 November 2020 14:45 (four years ago)


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