PLEASE DEFACE - BUT DO SO ARTISTICALLY AND WITH CLASS! NO PROFANITY!

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I went out my front door this morning and my batshit left-wing lawyer landlord who lives in the building had duct taped a Trump/Biden 2020 MAGA lawn sign to the gate beside my front door with this note on it.
http://i.imgur.com/jo1wqpK.jpg
so i cut that shit down with scissors and brought it upstairs and am now stewing on what to do with it.
I have some ideas. what would YOU do with it?

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:37 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/ioUV549.png

― ciderpress, Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:39 (four years ago)

cross out the T in trump. got his ass

what kind of landlord is left-wing isn't that kinda like etc etc you finish the joke

― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:41 (four years ago)

f*ck profanity

― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:42 (four years ago)

we have a restaurant on the first floor where people wait and sit all day! perhaps inviting that predominantly liberal brooklyn crowd to deface signs on your front door is not a great tactical decision? from the back, no sign at all so it looks like we're advertising for Trump! This fuckin' guy!

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:42 (four years ago)

Trump/Biden 2020

When you just can't choose.

― jmm, Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:43 (four years ago)

lol, trump/pence obviously; i'm just too hot headed to be typing right now.
and now my partner is upset because she's afraid this is going to cause a kerfuffle, which it might! But dude, wtf!

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:43 (four years ago)

cut out all of the letters and rearrange so it says MR TUPPENCE 2200

got mr. tuppence's ass

(xp wait i assumed it said trump pence lol does it actually say trump/biden?)
(xxp nvm mine stands)

― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:43 (four years ago)

"recent pump" works

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:50 (four years ago)

I think it’s the note itself you’re supposed to deface, but with artistry and class obv

― brimstead, Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:50 (four years ago)

lol i am so irrationally angry about this right now

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:06 (four years ago)

is he going to pay for this artistry or just

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:08 (four years ago)

oh he'll pay

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:09 (four years ago)

it's a fucking plastic coated lawn sign; you can't write on it! what a nudnik.

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:35 (four years ago)

you're going to have to go mixed media. puff paint, glitter, ribbons, LEDs, random garbage....

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:41 (four years ago)

doing it up like a lisa frank notebook is actually a good idea, but i have a windmill in mind to tilt at that i've been working on for the past hour

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

welp, that's one way to do it.

http://i.imgur.com/Vn1RSwJ.jpg

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2020 03:07 (four years ago)

Take a MAGA hat and, by removing select letters with a thread ripper, you can change it to read:

MAKE AMERICA GAG

MAKE ME GAG

AM I A RAT

MAKE ME A RAT AGAIN

MAKE ME A GIN

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 9 November 2020 06:28 (four years ago)

some of those are a stretch, but Am I A Rat and Make Me A Gin are v good

― @oneposter (👍) (sic), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:27 (four years ago)

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