Marco Rubio vs Mitt Romney

Rubio drinking water vs Romney blowing out candles

Mort isn't a total nullity and at least expanded healthcare in Massachusetts.

Has to be said that things like this in the 'Mitt' docu made me like him a tiny bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsC66rWOByA

Choosing looks too much like an endorsement of one of them, but in comparing Rubio to Romney, I'd say Mittens should be rated least worst. He actually cast a vote in favor of impeaching Trump.

Rubio has been a Jacob Wohl-level idiot on several occasions, maybe he's not known as such but I think he's absolutely one of the dumbest Senators out there

Mitt is awful in the way nearly all Republicans are but I think if all GOP Senators were like him we'd have a better country

is there anything at all redeeming about marco rubio? or is he just a pure grifter basically? all i know is he doesn't exactly have the evil energy of say mitch mcconnell.

Mitt and I didn’t even have to think about it.

the chad mitt romney vs the virgin marco rubio

Mitt's father was relatively cool, nothing that positive you can say about Marco.

both are non-redeemable garbage, all confirmed ACB, but while at least Romney could muster up some mild Trump-ian attacks, Rubio was content to remain silent, constantly concern trolled about COVID "double standards", and easily folds whenever you gang up on him.

also he's been embarrassing my state for years.

Mitt by a shit

dude getting bullied by Chris Christie was his nadir

also Mitt's 47% comment almost makes him worse than Rubio ,but it did help him lose the election so thank u Mitt

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Rubio looks like the Student Body President that you wanted to throttle in high school

Romney occupies a less distorted reality than Rubio, who might as well be in a decadal right-wing acid trip.

They're both unfit to lead the nation. But I can't name a current Republican who is.

Mitt seems to have a shred of decency in there.

a dingleberry

lol

enormous jenga, my friend

fuck them both forever, they’re both fucking awful human beings.. I guess Marco is unintentionally funny whenever he talks..

is there anything at all redeeming about marco rubio? or is he just a pure grifter basically? all i know is he doesn't exactly have the evil energy of say mitch mcconnell.

Leveraged buyouts tho

Romney: Retail Serial Killer (Guitar Center just filed for bankruptcy protection)

Not much light between them vis a vis their governing objectives I’d imagine, but Marco makes me viscerally angrier for some reason. Maybe it’s the Bible verses, or this priggish but ‘folky’ sort of tone he affects. idk, he just fucking sucks.

otoh, Romney has a two-termer vibe vs Lil Marco’s v much one-termer. Mitt’s professional life has certainly caused boatloads more suffering than Rubio. Also, Rubio kind of a dummy? So from a purely oppositional political perspective Romney is “worse”.

*folksy

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has there ever been a unanimous ILX poll??

Oof, sorry* Marco, that’s rough

*not actually sorry

haha damn. it's very perverse but there's 1% of mormon pride in me left that's like hell yeah, eat dirt rubio

Before his 2012 presidential campaign I'd say Mittens was actually the rare good Republican. During the campaign he had to appease too many different bases and he gave his support to a lot of bullshit nonsense. And then he had that "makers vs. takers" speech at the private dinner. After his loss he retained a lot of the nonsense in his speeches and I lost most of my respect in him.

Rubio got in some good zingers during one of the final 2016 GOP debates. Otherwise he's just another racist & corrupt GOP goblin.