OPO: Person Claimed to Be Jesus

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From: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_claimed_to_be_Jesus

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Haile Selassie I (1892–1975) 6
GG Allin (1956–1993) 6
Bahá’u’lláh (1817–1892) 4
Ante Pavlović (1957–2020) 2
Sun Myung Moon (1920–2012) 1
Jim Jones (1931–1978) 1
Ann Lee (1736–1784) 1
Hogen Fukunaga (1945–) 1
Inri Cristo (1948–) 0
José Luis de Jesús (1946–2013) 0
Thomas Harrison Provenzano (1949–2000) 0
Tony Quinn (1944–) 0
Shoko Asahara (1955–2018) 0
Mitsuo Matayoshi (1944–2018) 0
David Koresh (1959–1993) 0
Apollo Quiboloy (1950–) 0
Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez (1990–) 0
Maurice Clemmons (1972–2009) 0
David Shayler (1965–) 0
Alan John Miller (1962–) 0
Seregy Torop (1961–) 0
Marina Tsvigun (1960–) 0
Stuart Walker (1957–) 0
Hasan Mezarcı (1954–) 0
Ariffin Mohammed (1943–2016) 0
Wayne Bent (1941–) 0
Lou de Palingboer (1898–1968) 0
Kondratiy Selivanov (c. 1730s–1832) 0
John Hugh Smyth-Pigott (1852–1927) 0
Mirza Ghulam Ahmad of Qadian, India (1835–1908) 0
William W. Davies (1833–1906) 0
Carl Browne (1849–1914) 0
Jones Very (1813–1880) 0
Arnold Potter (1804–1872) 0
Ernest Norman (1904–1971) 0
Krishna Venta (1911–1958) 0
Laszlo Toth (1938–2012) 0
Yahweh ben Yahweh (1935–2007) 0
Charles Manson (1934–2017) 0
Marshall Applewhite (1931–1997) 0
Clyde Benson, Joseph Cassel and Leon Gabor 0
Douglas Metcalf (1921–1968) 0
Ahn Sahng-hong (1918–1985) 0
Jesu Oyingbo (1915–1988) 0
John Nichols Thom (1799–1838) 0


pomenitul, Friday, 27 November 2020 02:05 (four years ago)

The article on Ante Pavlović, the late Croatian chiropractor, includes convincing photographic evidence that he was the Second Coming.

pomenitul, Friday, 27 November 2020 02:07 (four years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Dr._Ante_Pavlovi%C4%87.jpg

fleet doxes (map), Friday, 27 November 2020 02:13 (four years ago)

He has among 12 000 Youtube followers[2] in Croatia due to his YouTube channel where he uploaded his unusual videos;[5] such as video where he beats his followers, argues with his neighbours, gets arrested by the police or where he makes striptease and does pushups in Croatian late night talk show Nightmare Stage.[6] In same show he also punched a host Željko Malnar in the stomach. He announced that he would run in the Croatian 2019–20 presidential election,[7] but got arrested before for inflicting severe physical injuries on a man and keeping him as a slave.[8] Before that he also served a prison sentence for molesting a child who came to his treatment and publishing it on Youtube.[9] Some other incidents foe which he was arrested involve those when he had beaten a local priest for not obeying his orders, or when he walked naked on the street and attacked a passing car driver.[10] Pavlović died after a short period of illness on 19 July 2020.[11]

pomenitul, Friday, 27 November 2020 02:14 (four years ago)

I dunno. Did any of these people sweetly and lovingly work to make the world a kinder, gentler, better place than before? If so, that one.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 27 November 2020 02:14 (four years ago)

this is Baháʼu'lláh' by a country mile, though I'm not persuaded he claimed in earnest to be Jesus.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 27 November 2020 02:20 (four years ago)

Tbf the list operates on relatively loose criteria: 'This is a partial list of notable people who have been claimed, either by themselves or by their followers, in some way to be the reincarnation or incarnation of Jesus, or the Second Coming of Christ.'

pomenitul, Friday, 27 November 2020 02:22 (four years ago)

Of interest is the inclusion of two women, Ann Lee and Marina Tsvigun. I'll take either over Alan John Miller's partner, Mary Suzanne Luck, who claims to be the reincarnation of Mary Magdalene.

pomenitul, Friday, 27 November 2020 02:27 (four years ago)

Claiming divinity or divine parentage is a grift that's been around since forever. As some guy once said, "by their fruits you shall know them."

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 27 November 2020 02:35 (four years ago)

Was wondering when Don Novello claimed to be Christ but apparently WRONG DUDE

Josefa, Friday, 27 November 2020 04:38 (four years ago)

write-in for Nick Saban

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 November 2020 04:57 (four years ago)

Jim Jones had some quotables

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 November 2020 06:07 (four years ago)

Write in for Joao Moutinho

Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2020 12:05 (four years ago)

No icke no credibility

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 27 November 2020 12:11 (four years ago)

Write-in for William "Jesus" Jellet of London/UK gig-going fame: https://medium.com/@JPRobinson/the-mystery-of-jesus-the-naked-hippie-dancer-9822c0da8765

http://www.ukrockfestivals.com/reading-74-jesus-dancing.jpg

xmas with hatt mancock (Matt #2), Friday, 27 November 2020 12:21 (four years ago)

http://www.ukrockfestivals.com/jesus-hyde-park-dgulp.jpg

xmas with hatt mancock (Matt #2), Friday, 27 November 2020 12:22 (four years ago)

Poor Jesu Oyingbo! He was just telling people his name.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 27 November 2020 12:40 (four years ago)

Didn't Icke claim to be the son of God but not *necessarily* Jesus? Saw his son in Hull a few weeks ago bellowing his belief he was being silenced through a megaphone.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 27 November 2020 12:45 (four years ago)

So, new poll for grandsons of Jesus?

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 27 November 2020 12:46 (four years ago)

Grandsons of God I mean. Damn.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 27 November 2020 12:55 (four years ago)

That was my thought Ned (wb), an interesting subpoll anyway

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 27 November 2020 13:36 (four years ago)

Did nobody claim to be Jesus before the eighteenth century? Seems unlikely.

I drank the Kool-Aid and went with Jim Jones.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 27 November 2020 13:38 (four years ago)

Write-in vote for one of the two guys mentioned in Dire Straits song "Industrial Disease"

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 29 November 2020 08:37 (four years ago)

most evil selection: Sun Myung Moon

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:15 (four years ago)

would’ve voted for Hong Xiquan but he on ever claimed to be Jesus’s younger brother

I think I have to vote for selassie because of all the great reggae he inspired. it was also cool when rick ross called himself “the fresh david koresh”

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:19 (four years ago)

he was "claimed to be jesus" only by others though, right?

ledge, Sunday, 29 November 2020 21:06 (four years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 10 December 2020 00:01 (four years ago)

the OG

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 10 December 2020 01:37 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GllR1WyDzJc

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 01:51 (four years ago)

Baháʼu'lláh as the most recent of these teachers whose mission includes the spiritual unification of the entire planet through the eradication of racism and nationalism. Baháʼu'lláh's teachings include the need for a world tribunal to adjudicate disputes between nations, a uniform system of weights and measures...

feeling a strong spiritual affinity with the standardisation guy

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Thursday, 10 December 2020 02:30 (four years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 11 December 2020 00:01 (four years ago)

Big up to the other person who voted for Ante Pavlović.

pomenitul, Friday, 11 December 2020 00:04 (four years ago)

Ante Pavlović IS Jesus in "The Car Dialogue":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNtgQ_3Tafw

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 11 December 2020 00:16 (four years ago)

We know and we understand
Almighty God is a living man

-Peter Tosh

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 11 December 2020 00:26 (four years ago)


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