Tory Cheese Cunt

no argument, no feedback name, the first person that comes into your head when you read the phrase "Tory cheese cunt"

Alex James.

Michael Portillo

honestly what my sneakers smell like rn :|

Sir Kieth Staazer

clicked on this thread to see what Alex James may have said about anti-pandemic lockdown measures

Liz Truss
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/aug/12/liz-truss-post-brexit-stilton-deal-with-japan-will-not-make-britain-grate-again

I'm not usually into bullying, but it was fun watching Thornberry completely taking Truss to the cleaners t'other day!

god all of Blur are such cunts, even the labour voting ones

Stephen Milligan for some reason

god all of Blur are such cunts, even the labour voting ones

even the elected Labour county councillor one?

most Labour councillors are lower than dogshit to me!

and that cunt flies a plane, so clearly is a tory

Dogshit is very much their bread and butter tbf.

well yes or potholes

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article11694456.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/PAY-Queen-Elizabeth-II-gets-cheers-as-she-is-seen-leaving-The-Goring-Hotel-after-lunch-in-London.jpg

David Alastair Morgan-Hewitt (born August 1962) is an English hotelier best known as the managing director of the Goring Hotel in London, England.[1] He is the Honorary Catering Advisor to the army[2] and a freeman of the City of London.

that was the Taxidermia outtake that got away!

Can only be Alex James.

I just cannot bring myself to vote for Jeremy Corbyn #CantBeCorbyn #BBCDebate

— Alex James (@alexjameshq) December 6, 2019

Lol don't remember starting this

It was after a discussion on Slack where I mentioned Alex James and you said that 90% of people who heard the phrase Tory Cheese Cunt would think of him, lol

Wait it might have been on Zoom

Was definitely a product of ssssssoom.

Anyway, quality thread

Chap in there no fussing no delay, just what you’re after

Surprisingly varied answers tho, maybe good that lots of people are unfamiliar with Alex James's steez

Number 1 result for "tory cheese cunt" on google

who does he sell his cheese to? waitrose or at the quaint village fete where peeps like Samantha Cameron will tell you to keep the change from a fifty spot, just for a little 200g block.

Posh people have a whole industry to sort their food, no need for him to be selling his cheese in Tesco to the likes of us, just have a word with his pals in Fortnum & Mason Cash & Carry department or wherever it is these things happen.

no doubt he get's to feel a bit smug about eschewing the vulgar consumerism of bigger cheese producers who are less fussy about who eats their product. the little tory wanker!