Calvin Peeing On A Ford Logo vs. Calvin Praying At The Foot Of The Cross

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I saw both of these on the back of a Dale Earnhardt Intimidator Edition Monte Carlo this morning.

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OptionVotes
Calvin Peeing 19
Calvin Praying 2


onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link

is the idea that he's asking forgiveness for peeing on so much stuff?

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link

God forgive me for my pissing

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link

I saw both of these on the back of a Dale Earnhardt Intimidator Edition Monte Carlo this morning

A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back"

Soz (Not Soz) (Vast Halo), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link

At the foot of a Chevrolet logo, perhaps?

kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link

Truly Calvin is a George Washington for our times

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link

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System, Thursday, 24 December 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

My dad once saw a car with a pissing Calvin flipping the bird and the Xtian fish right below it

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link

always hoped to see a calvin peeing on a calvin peeing. maybe someday.

ffolkes (map), Thursday, 24 December 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link

Calvin peeing on a pisspig Calvin, black and white except for the golden stream

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 24 December 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link

beautiful and profound

ffolkes (map), Thursday, 24 December 2020 04:20 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 25 December 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqXzcofUwAA-482?format=jpg&name=large

ffolkes (map), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link

Occasionally, against my better judgement, I get this urge to special-order custom decals of Calvin peeing on confederate flag, Calvin peeing on Punisher skull, Calvin peeing on 3% logo, etc

Selfie Stick Stickly (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 02:34 (four years ago) link

One Calvin, five streams.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 02:35 (four years ago) link

Calvin peeing on calvin peeing

kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 02:50 (four years ago) link

always hoped to see a calvin peeing on a calvin peeing. maybe someday.

― ffolkes (map), Wednesday, December 23, 2020 8:05 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’ve seen a sticker like this, in a yin/yang design. Also saw a truck recently with a decal of Calvin pissing on the word ‘ANYTHING’

JoeStork, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 03:03 (four years ago) link

always hoped to see a calvin peeing on a calvin peeing. maybe someday.

― ffolkes (map), Wednesday, December 23, 2020 8:05 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’ve seen a sticker like this, in a yin/yang design. Also saw a truck recently with a decal of Calvin pissing on the word ‘ANYTHING’

JoeStork, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link

sry

JoeStork, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link

map is in my subconscious

kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link

My cousin used to have a Nissan pickup with Calvin peeing on the phrase “RICE BURNERS”. He called it the redneck conundrum

joygoat, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

haven't seen any Calvins peeing on the word Science yet but I assume they exist and are 5.99

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

map is in my subconscious

― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 30, 2020 3:37 AM (sixteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you're in my subconscious buddy

ffolkes (map), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Spotted this afternoon - Calvin peeing on the words President Joe Biden

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

really wonder how much these idiots spend on this shit

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:17 (three years ago) link


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