Paddington 2 vs Muppets Most Wanted

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Fucking huge question here lads

Two stonecold perfect movies

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Paddington 2, because of Hugh Grant 20
Invalid Option 5
Muppets Most Wanted, because of Ty Burrell 2
Muppets Most Wanted, because of Danny Trejo 1


spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:18 (five years ago)

Pad 2 because of Gleeson

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:22 (five years ago)

Write in votes wont arrive in time alas

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:40 (five years ago)

nv otm

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

Pad 2 because of everything about it

(Most Wanted is very good)

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 24 December 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

(sigh) Do I need to watch this gahdamn Most Wanted thing already? I am a ridiculous Henson fan but have been underwhelmed (at best) by every post-Henson Muppet production. I've heard an awful lot of people hype up Kermit in a Mustache: The Movie, though.

Wet Pretzels and Other Soggy Snacks (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:02 (five years ago)

Paddington 2 because of Noah Taylor

mildew and sanctimony (soda), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:12 (five years ago)

Did you see Muppets reboot 1, OL?

This is like that, minus the two biggest annoyances and with a fuller focus on capers.

You'd think Gervais in would just be subbing one of those annoyances, youd be wrong he's p much a joy in it

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:18 (five years ago)

As always to the rest of ye i hate to tap the sign yet you will forever see me tapping the sign, these movies are out a long time if ye werent just challoping along then why didn't we see polls with yr preferred wrong answer before now? Get fucked.

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

nb that if OL did not see the untitled Muppets movie, there is no need to do so before watching Most Wanted

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:39 (five years ago)

I did see SegelMuppets, which was basically just Segel having a felt fangasm for 90 minutes, which I'm sure was fine for some but I was decidedly not the audience.

NB: there are times when I feel that The Great Muppet Caper is the apex of comedy filmmaking, so these newfangled capers had better be humdingers.

Wet Pretzels and Other Soggy Snacks (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:47 (five years ago)

If you accumulate any more fluff outve yr navel considering this you'll be able to audition, weve spake our piece its two thumbs up come back and tell us we were right tyvm

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 December 2020 23:17 (five years ago)

going in on pad2 now (8 minutes ago)

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 17:04 (five years ago)

lol jim broadbent's jacob bronowski voice

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 17:06 (five years ago)

real hedz know

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 17:07 (five years ago)

getting a bit dizzy trying to work out when Pad2 is meant to be set

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

it's like a vortes of anachronism in every direction

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

film in which small talking bear introduces marmalade to the english, is unrealistic

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

(adding: while anachronism is generally an irrational bother to me here it's extremely good)

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

knuckles's accent is somewhat less easy to place

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

Most Wanted was fine the once, but Paddington 2 is such gentle perfection, with Hugh Grant an excellent Muppet himself. Lots of capering between the two of them, but neither features a particularly great caper, iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 December 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

patlabor 2 vs. malibu's most wanted

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 25 December 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

I would be surprised thats not v close to gleesons natural accent

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

I didn't think Paddington was introducing marmalade to the whole nation, just to Knuckles, whose culinary upbringing was sheltered

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 December 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

Neither film offers a realistic portrayal of prison life imo

J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 December 2020 20:24 (five years ago)

paddington 2 is better than paddington 1, but muppets most wanted isn't better than muppets reboot 1, so paddington

akm, Friday, 25 December 2020 22:31 (five years ago)

(sigh) Do I need to watch this gahdamn Most Wanted thing already? I am a ridiculous Henson fan but have been underwhelmed (at best) by every post-Henson Muppet production.

Muppets Most Wanted is without question the best Muppet movie since Muppets Take Manhattan.

On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Friday, 25 December 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

you think MMW is better than the preceding one?

akm, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 03:17 (five years ago)

Yes, clearly so tbh

Details are on various other threads but common points made to support include walter the muppet being a dreadful central character and there not being enough capering

Cameos/human cast better in MMW, as are the songs

NB still liked preceding one just fine

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 03:21 (five years ago)

I should rewatch it. I liked it when it came out, but I never saw it again (unlike the earlier one, which I've watched three times, not really intentionally, but I've run across it on tv and kept it running twice). Amy Adams and Jason Segal were really the best things about that though, admittedly, and walter was boring.

akm, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

movie was sad, esp the part where Walter was eaten by a lion

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

Segal, Adams and Chris Cooper all great tbf

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

7% otm

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:31 (five years ago)

five months pass...

I now agree with the majority vote here tbh

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 00:34 (four years ago)

deems otm

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 00:47 (four years ago)

nine months pass...

3rd best British movie of the 21st century...

https://www.massive-cinema.com/storyboard/best-british-film-21st-century-poll-results

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 13:14 (four years ago)

I know we're not spoiled for choice but that's a pretty grim list

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 15:35 (four years ago)

Extremely dubious about The Lobster, In The Cut and Power Of The Dog counting as British films

beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 16:09 (four years ago)

Ditto Inside Llewyn Davis.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 16:11 (four years ago)

It was a co-production between Studio Canal and Anton Capital Entertainment, the latter being based in London.

But yeah, seems pretty nebulous.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 16:50 (four years ago)

three years pass...

oh god The Magic Faraway Tree is so fucking good

anserine machine (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2026 15:31 (one month ago)

I'm intrigued, the books are *dreadful* and I refused to read them ever again after reading them to my older daughter. I've seen the trailer and obviously they've heavily modernised it. My kids are going to see it tomorrow but without me!

ledge, Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:04 (one month ago)

Great! Kid is excited to see it, but partner and I are cinema-wary after Hoppers, which was great but much too scary for a (our) six year old - I’m hoping Faraway Tree has less Terminator robots with flayed skin

We’re reading the first book - I would probably find it dreadful but there is too much family sentimental attachment to the series over generational reads. And they’re not *too* bad. I find the boy annoying, though - I try to read the boy as a whiny mansplainer with patient, long-suffering sisters

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:42 (one month ago)

Incidentally the second half of P2 is way too miserable. I blame Pixar’s over-influence. Stop making me and my kids so sad, you assholes!

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:45 (one month ago)

I think Farnaby as a writer has really nailed something: positive and very funny without resorting to winking to the adults or revelling in grimness. Age range at the cinema today bore that out too

I loved the books as a kid - only Blytons I've got love for really - as does my daughter. Of course there are rubbish aspects but the general concept and the non-human characters are great. The cast for the movie is just perfect.

It probably doesn't hit the heights of Paddington 2 but who cares, it was a joyous experience beginning to end

anserine machine (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2026 17:35 (one month ago)

quite a Mizayaki-ish vibe to some of the landscape shots too. anyway rather than gush let's just say i enjoyed it too much to pick at any hanging threads

anserine machine (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2026 17:38 (one month ago)

This was TORTURE, basically a 100 minute John Lewis Christmas ad

I can't remember wanting to walk out of a movie so much since Attack of the Clones

If you're expecting a fun adventure with magical creatures, you get that (and those bits are good) but that's roughly 20 mins of the film. The other 80% is Andrew Garfield getting misty-eyed about his tomato patch and pretending to be Italian, and Clare Foy designing an irrigiation systems (this is not a lie). AWFUL

There is also a lot (like, REALLY a lot) of cringe material about kids being idiots who can't give up their screens, kids and adults with mad libs tragic backstories, and Silkie gets a lecture about not being appropriately feminist. It's very... Chris Chibnall

Also what sort of monster makes a kids' movie about EATING TOMATOES

Anyway my partner and kid loved it

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 6 April 2026 17:29 (one month ago)


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