u go back in time one day on a drunken bender. you're at a karaoke bar and someone is wrenching the fuck out of Radiohead's already awful "Creep" and it puts u in such a foul mood that u have the time travel coordinator guy send u back to the day Radiohead wrote that song (which u inexplicably know from memory), u go to Thom's flat, and u tell him the song sucks. u return home to realize the song does not exist.
how else has life changed due to that monumental, irresponsible move?
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:11 (four years ago)
Bass player Colin Greenwood stays a member of my pub quiz team for longer.
― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:12 (four years ago)
Hard to say, to me "Creep" is like The Air That I Breathe.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:12 (four years ago)
More payola behind "Stop Whispering". The guy at karaoke is now going "start SHOUUUUUUUUUUUUU", everything is much worse.
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:14 (four years ago)
we would have been spared Beck
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 20:32 (four years ago)
Pulp swipe the chord progression to 'Help the Aged' from 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' instead.
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 22:46 (four years ago)
I think Thom would have joined the Grateful Dead
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:12 (four years ago)
The beatles would never have broken up
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:18 (four years ago)
Christopher Nolan would have died
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:19 (four years ago)
Jimi Hendrix would have stayed alive
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:21 (four years ago)
Cher would have written 'Stayin' Alive'. Ok i'm done
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:22 (four years ago)
Thom would hate himself a little less.
('Creep' rules btw.)
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:23 (four years ago)
Radiohead peters out by 1995, a decade later Thom is a hated poster on an obscure message board where he posts while killing time at his job as a university administrative assistant.
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:30 (four years ago)