succession scenarios for Joe Biden

personally I suspect one-term pledge before the end of 2022

washes and waxes Firebird, gets in, drives off cliff.

Have any of your Prezzes voluntarily done one term before?

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James Knox Polk, famously

copying and pasting this from the other thread, so later i can look back and be like "see, i called it" and then other people will be like "we all knew that, everyone knew that, we plan out our future and watch it unfold, this is the era of magic"

the kamala conspiracy thing is going to be evergreen until literally inauguration day 2025 - all the way up to january whatever, after the 2024 election, there will still be moms just worried SICK about the inevitability that joe is about to step down and install evil kamala harris as president

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (0 seconds ago)

He serves a full term. These guys never die he’s got an island full of clones to harvest body parts from. On the whole, I’d rather have a “not all there” Biden than a fully functional Trump.

he'll serve his full term BUT it's because presidents get the best medical care (see: whatever Trump took for Covid-19) AND/OR because all reptilians receive secret experimental medical care

I'm joking about the "Parts: The Clonus Horror" thing, but! in the back of my mind I have a (pretty) little man with a tinfoil hat whispering to me: "You can get the best health care in the world and still die; why are these chuds seemingly immortal?"

Dies in Feb before he's had a chance to announce any plans

killed by Chozen in final karate battle in front of devastated Mr Miyagi

no option for "dies before announcing whether he is running for reelection"

nor for "is sent to live on a nice farm"

Reveals himself to be a robot sent back from the future to kill the Dems

James Knox Polk, famously

― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Rutherford B Hayes, too

Has stroke during reelection announcement speech, wins election while in coma, wakes up in 2026, starts war against his dream enemies

Reproduces thru asexual budding, becomes President in perpetuity as the constitution has nothing to say about clones

pulls off mask, is really Emilio Estevez

Hadns over to Ornaldo Bloomos

Buddy typing korectr

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

personally I suspect one-term pledge before the end of 2022

― Canon in Deez (silby)

same, now. what shit show

Voting for: All of the Above.

Needs a runs for reelection and loses option

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

https://greekreporter.com/2021/04/01/joe-biden-greek-ancestor-who-fought-for-greece-independence/

seems its true after all.

And if the above lines sound too good to be true, it is because this story is one of our two April Fool’s jokes. Happy April 1st!

Its only april fool for the duration of that month, after that it becomes true

nor option for "is sent to live on a nice farm"

https://i.imgur.com/zRNk7zp.png

after the 2024 election, there will still be moms just worried SICK about the inevitability that joe is about to step down and install evil kamala harris as president

how much moms love kamala harris was not anticipated by this thread