#3 worst actor nomination thread

someone said gabriel byrne and ewan mcgregor

each was nonsense

but we're listening

actor must have had elements of a noteworthy movie career so kyle secor, for instance, aint it

keanu has been too well cast to qualify

fuck you, thats why, these are my rules and if you dont like em -----> door

career must have approached orlando bloom and daniel radcliffe level, or arguably so

Nick moran ain't it

musicians, writers cameoing aint it

and terrible 'actors' with good presence dont qualify, harrison ford most certainly aint it

worst performance I've seen from a good actor could be Michael Caine in Blue Ice

Oof different poll but def worth noting

But the rules continue:

It will take a hardy prosecution to convince that a primarily action/comedy star merits consideration

First actor offered up by the threadstarter, meself:

john malkovich

A man that passes the not-novelty-actual-actor test, certainly passes the fame/fortune career out of it test, has overenunciated and snoozed his way through every fucking role ive ever seen him in, apart from now and then being testy in order to show his range

His best role was as a john malkovich mask

utter shit

Next: kevin spacey

another national treasure whose only apparent talent is to speak slowly

rubbish, fuck off

next: juliette lewis

possibly disqualified under the 'novelty' rule but we couldnt find out what else the drivelous wretch might purport to be

I think Emilia Clarke feels left out.

― chap, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:35 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Certainly willing to hear the case for this one, yes

travolta

Why don’t you just tell us the 3

Is Michael Caine a good actor tho

gonna throw wahlberg out there (mark not donnie)

Going to make the case for Richard Madden.

Fine in GoT, Robb was always a fucking nonentity in the books to me anyway. And it’s not like he sticks around or is the worst part in that series.

But Bodyguard - fuck me, he started “fine” but got worse as the series went on. We were actually in pieces at some of his efforts in the last episode. Between the writing and his acting, never had a show turn to as shit as rapidly as that one went. I’ve actually been putting off watching Electric Dreams, even though it’s based on Philip K Dick short stories and has Cristobal Tapio de Veer on the soundtrack, because he’s in it.

The two have been covered wins by all means dont read or post if youre only here to piss vinegar, good man

It's been dawning on me lately, and moreso with every subsequent performance I see, that Anthony Hopkins is someone who Americans have come to accept as a good actor because he has a British accent but who is in fact maybe a really bad actor.

Travolta feels like hes been ok/goodish in roles

Possibly roles that relied heavily on one or two innate attributes but yknow im making the case that he cant still therefore be in the bloom/radcliffe gravitational pull

i mean does that make sense

xp iv never heard of ruchard madden, sounds like theres a case tho

looked up a few lists since and i think tbf lena headey is worthy of mention which would make three prominemt GoT mentions already, now youd have to worry if all are acceptable noms (ive never watched it)

and look feel free all to tear apart my noms because i will yours

Wahlberg is very, very funny in several roles which imo means he cant rly be in the running, unless you can imagine bloom or radcliffe ever being so (no u liar u can't)

Feel like caine has been good-to-ok in lots of stuff, comedy to watery eyed drama as well as early arry palmer era where all e ad to do was stand up straight

Would offer children of men as example enough really?

hopkins oof

I mean yeah maybe, the welsh malkovich like, can see it

headey was probably too good in thrones to merit this thread, but sophie turner and kit harington fit like a glove

Im at a loss not having seen it

Sounds like the acting is bad tho

Did they really get bloom/radcliffe fame tho

Its arguable that each also only got the exposure of the one big franchise role then found out, of course (bloom had pirates too but i like to think that was 'found out' from syllable one)

Im open

Its more a thread to rail against noms and make your own strong case anyways

Darts, not chess

Travolta is unacceptable to be nominated in this, Saturday Night Fever and Pulp Fiction alone like. Hugely likeable in lots of other stuff although he’s been in a lot of shit as well.

Laurence Olivier. Neil Diamond was miles better than him in "The Jazz Singer".

Im leery of getting into criticising models-turned-actors (even if they were never actually models, iygwim) but demi moore is particularly bad, right?

Sophie Turner no
Kit Harington yes, easily one of the worst breakout stars

xp gyac getting the spirit of things here imo

Actual lordling kit harington which surely wins him no fuckin points neither

Basically we're looking for people who are to acting what bryan ferry is to singing

Yeah, what of it?

Kit however is married to actual aristocrat Rose Leslie who can act, so idk what his excuse is.

Going to say Martin Freeman, have never enjoyed him in anything. Not one single thing.

Basically we're looking for people who are to acting what bryan ferry is to singing

Freeman has no range but can do one thing quite-to-very well?

As i say the line is a blurry one but if youre to get him in a one liner wont do it i need you to pour your heart into it

If that thing is being a peevish middle-aged man, sure

Jesus tho im haunted by hopkins now, shook

I mean i like him in loads of stuff but now im looking and thinking and tone youre stealing a living arent you you rascal

xp exhibit one, peevish middle aged hobbit

Was Warren Beatty bad? I like a number of movies he's in but almost in spite of his presence. He just kinda always seems like someone who was on set while the movie was being filmed and who was swapped in after the lead fell suddenly ill.

Like a grip who looks vaguely movie star-ish and is good at remembering lines.

my mind keeps returning to nicole kidman

Beatty i considered but i mean presence/looks

Because, if him then redford imo and were getting silly now kinda

Not to defend kidman as brilliant but i mean id list four or five at-least-goods and the bar is orlando bloom

yeah she's not as bad as orlando bloom, but i do think she's gotten a bit worse over time. she's incredibly wooden in both of the prestige hbo series she's done.

The bar

*Taps table*

Ok everybody can i pleae just, everyone?

Thanks

The bar is orlando bloom

Thanks everyone, appreciate your time

Xp is top of the lake 2 one of those? Thought she was lovely and arch in that, and i mean as a show it was horribly bad

If there isn't one already, I feel inclined to start a companion thread for actors who are unquestionably Not Good but who are really compelling to watch. Like I've just recently realized how much I like watching Stallone do his thing. He coasts entirely on charisma while demonstrating zero thespiary skills.

Basically we're looking for people who are to acting what bryan ferry is to singing

But Bryan Ferry does a spectacular imitation of a man who wants to sing!

no thats fair, thats fair

I know the meme the last couple days on Film Twitter had been the supposedly awful run of Best Actor Oscar winners over the last dozen or so years, but Leto in Dallas Buyers Club is without question my least favorite acting Oscar winner ever

fuck, that would be a good thread imo

lol wait jared leto has an oscar?

Gal Gadot surely warrants mention.

just catching up on thread but ^^. it's like she puts the stress in the wrong place on every word.

Also I don't think I've ever actually watched a whole movie with him in it but every clip of Harry Styles' acting I've seen looks absolutely terrible

lol wait jared leto has an oscar?

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac),

close thread

Best supporting - Matthew McConaghey (who has no place on this thread of course) got the Best Actor for it.

must've been a weak year for oscar bait movies

It kinda was ... but James Franco in spraaaaaaang breaaaaak forevvvvvvvvvver still robbed

look at my shit!

Wait, this is your #1?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAaiYKF0cs

*puts my psychology hat on*

the blar is boom

Radcliffe just seems like a bog standard ILXor tbh

Bloom seems like a changing-my-mind wrt private gun ownership, nothing more, blammo blammo

Paul Walker is actively effective in Fasts 2 and 5 and does nothing personally to bring down the other ones he’s in

Paul “laurence o’toole olivier” Walker is safe as houses, safe as 100 acre RuPaul purchases, don’t worry, he is Othello, he is Hamlet, he is King Lear, he is Aaron Sorkin’s fuckboy, he is safe. Consider Les Autres

"Aaron Sorkin's charcoal-broiled dead fuckboy" is that a good dn y/n

Radcliffe seems like a smart, cool dood who gets to do whatever crazy, idiosyncratic niche things he wants for the rest of his life, having made Oprah money before he was even 18. Can't imagine why there would be resentment

if thats how you are characterising all of the very very clearly argued points made against the lad as a performer in this thread then thats really just on you man

I mean, no-one is saying that he can't learn the lines, like Bloom it's his first and most vital qualification for us knowing who he is, if the question is "can he learn the lines" then the points could be easily given.

Didn't Radcliffe say he was drunk for pretty much the last two Potter movies?

the bar was noom

I was looking up movies that Paul Walker made, and I remembered that for some reason I watched "Running Scared," which I don't recall being too bad. Or at least, I don't think Walker made it worse.

the bar was noom

lmaoooooo

Bloom's got a new one that pairs him up with one of the worst actresses of all time, Andie McDowell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7NNUnMIRAQ

In a movie inspired by one of the worst musicians ever

one of the worst actresses of all time, Andie McDowell

Is she still acting? I hadn't noticed.

She had a critically acclaimed turn in “Maid”, recently. I always liked her, despite her confoundingly bad acting chops; Minnie Driver was a slightly better actor but has none of Andie’s odd charisma

kind of agree with that

Driver is a typical product of the UK private school system i.e an irritating, entitled af personality and full of shit, and this completely permeates her acting style. I still like Groundhog Day, don't like anything I have ever seen Driver in.

Eh, I met Driver once (we were being interviewed on the same radio show, I was up first); she was exactly as polite and friendly as I would want a total stranger to be.

again amazed that the first dude deems pointed out as a bad actor was kyle secor

i mean he was no andre braugher but jeez

he had caught my eye at the time, truly a quarterback at the ballet that lad

Saw Fellowship of the Ring last month on da big screen, Orlando Bloom did everything he was called on to do, which was mostly stand there and look pretty, which is all most film actors do, like this is a movie where Liv Tyler’s performance is a parody of itself and of all future Lord of the Rings themed weddings, and it’s good, most performances in the movie have the wide-eyed blankness of Bresson models and nobody really knows the English language, most of the whole seventeen hour runtime is Elijah Wood’s humongous dewy eyes

Like in context, of what relevance is it what Orlando Bloom can do with his face

Have some respect guys, her name is Andie MacDowell and yes she is one of the all time worst actresses

Driver is terrific in Grosse Point Blank

why are we discussing minnie driver (whom i quite like) while gal gadot is out here getting blown away by 'lily' in advertisements for at&t phones

MacDowell is great in MMXXL, maybe she'd always be great if she didn't have to do accents

wld 100% give Minnie Driver an airplane ride

Is she still acting? I hadn't noticed.

I laughed, Ledge.

\o/

considering excelsioring myself tbh

I thought about this thread recently as I was watching one of MacDowell’s daughters getting a ball repeatedly bounced off her head in Poor Things

imo Margaret Qualley can act a bit better but she definitely has some of her mom’s energy

Im leery of getting into criticising models-turned-actors (even if they were never actually models, iygwim) but demi moore is particularly bad, right?

― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:12 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

is she this i think maybe but then she is primarily known for acting right

I think even the 10 seconds that Margaret Qualley's in the trailer for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood takes her out of contention for this thread.

I wasn't nominating her for the thread, just saying that I'm occasionally reminded of who her mother is

Wtf

I watched Maid and never knew they were mother daughter at all, that is wild

wait, do they play mother and daughter in that? it’d be funny if they just kind of passably pulled that off

Yes they do. I had no idea they were actually mother-daughter, but any time MacDowell was on screen I was too mesmerised by her "cartoon bipolar" performance in general to really think about her chemistry with Qualley. I think they're both great in that series fwiw.

I literally called downstairs, my bf pays more attention to this stuff. "Did you know that Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell's daughter?" "No I didn't!" "So you didn't realise it was real-life mother-daughter casting in Maid?" "What??!?! It was??" I felt like I was crazy for not noticing this!

that's the power of acting. convincing you that an actual mother and daughter are two unrelated actors playing mother and daughter

lmaooo