Rush Limbaugh - Dead Again

he was eaten by wolves

he was delicious

May he be reincarnated as green energy.

if he dies again, I shall fight with the wolves for his blood

is the name of my slowcore metal eponymous debut, all proceeds will be used to make fun of rush limbaugh and celebrate his deaths

The sequel

rumor has it he's on his third deathbed as well

Needed three, iirc. Had to be buried in a piano crate.

rumor has it he's on his third deathbed as well

― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, February 17, 2021 4:21 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Shit the first two, iirc, working on the hat trick.

Mercyful Fate - Dead Again >>>>>>>>>

rush limbaugh had four wives and no children. he was impotent even before the oxy and now his bloodline is extinguished

— MA SCHOOL BONDS (@Lowenaffchen) February 17, 2021

took a while for the doctor to get through to him that he had no swimmers since he kept thinking he was telling him he was 'important'

TRIGGER WARNING: SERIOUS POST

lowkey joy when patronymic generational titles (eg Rush Limbaugh III) bloodlines go dry. there's probably a german word for my enjoyment (+ one of the reasons I love Faulkner).

lush rimjob
(ləSH rimjäb)

Noun, Verb
1.
Sexual act comprising of a man thrusting between two other mens' mouths: one administering a rimjob (anilingus) from behind and the other administering a blowjob (fellatio) from the front.

Proper Noun
2.
Rush Limbaugh's alias when frequenting gay sex clubs. Also his favorite sex act with Bill O' Reilly and Sean Hannity.

"While high on oxycontin last night, I totally got a lush rimjob from Bill and Sean."

You can tell exactly when Rush Limbaugh died using this graph of people searching crab rave on google pic.twitter.com/8XeVAZcGL9

— Alex 🪱 (@TiktaalexRoseae) February 18, 2021