i don't need a chicken helmet! it would be irresponsible to waste money on such a foolish thing! but on the other hand, it is a chicken helmet. it is very small and cute. if i suddenly found myself responsible for a chicken then i would absolutely need a tiny helmet to protect its little skull. i might possibly also need a small saddle. but that's not the issue here! talk me out of buying a chicken helmet!
― cat, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:07 (four years ago)
I think you should buy a chicken helmet.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:08 (four years ago)
maybe the algorithm that suggested a chicken helmet to me knows something i don't. maybe i will have a chicken soon. maybe i have a chicken right now and just haven't realized it yet
― cat, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:10 (four years ago)
1) no i shouldn't buy a chicken helmet
2) i mustn't buy a chicken helmet
3) i dasn't buy a chicken helmet
― cat, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:15 (four years ago)
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― cat, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:22 (four years ago)
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― cat, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:26 (four years ago)
it's so beautiful, but no, i can't
― cat, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:27 (four years ago)
I thought for sure you were talking about like
https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/GettyImages-72291000-696x442.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:51 (four years ago)
prevent the chicken from smash
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:06 (four years ago)
does that chicken helmet have a yolk on top?
― If you value Vox, we have an axe (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:07 (four years ago)
https://www.wowshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/e590e72cb06be925099275b9f71caa4b.jpg
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:08 (four years ago)
a related story:
https://sg.news.yahoo.com/buffy-chicken-dons-tiny-helmet-161908987.html
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:19 (four years ago)
If your chicken is just going to ride casually I think this is adequate, but if she's planning on doing any kind of trick/stunt riding I'd suggest a reinforced helmet
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:32 (four years ago)
during the next wave of lockdowns it could become impossible to get ahold of a chicken helmet if i don't stock up now, there could be a national shortage, chickens running around with no regard for safety bonking their heads, sheer anarchy in the streets
― cat, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:48 (four years ago)
xp imagining this printed in white on a black backdrop with three mice reciting below
― If you value Vox, we have an axe (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:49 (four years ago)
why shouldn't chicken be allowed to smash, wtf
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:53 (four years ago)
chicken helmet laws suck
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:53 (four years ago)
4) das it, buy da elmet
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 21:28 (four years ago)
You can cut up an egg carton to make 12 chicken helmets for cheap and also if it lays an egg, you can take it off the head and store the egg there.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:30 (four years ago)
chickens leading gaudy high-consumption lifestyles are the bane of modern life
― sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:33 (four years ago)
chicken with a helmet i know, i know, it's serious
― If you value Vox, we have an axe (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 April 2021 02:40 (four years ago)