so tanya grotter i magicheskii kontrabass has come to my attention. why are th russians the first to bootleg harry potter? wouldh ave thought there wuld have been other regional 'equivalents' by now. and who would win? the magic doublebass is a a formidable weapon, but suffers when it comes to manoeuverability given harrys qudditch skills on a broomstick. he would probably send that owl thing to peck poor tanyas eyes out.dont know where they got 'grotter' from. though it is 'gary potter' in russia anyway, so maybe they were thinking alliteratively.
― ambrose (ambrose), Saturday, 16 November 2002 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)