Do you have voice-activated (Siri, Alexa, etc.) stuff in your home?

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alexa gave me the wrong cannonball adderley record last night, although it was still good

also this is digital fascism

Poll Results

OptionVotes
neither 83
alexa 13
siri 3


mookieproof, Sunday, 8 August 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link

fuck, no

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, 8 August 2021 04:18 (three years ago) link

to be clear i was at someone else's house because aimless otm

mookieproof, Sunday, 8 August 2021 04:20 (three years ago) link

I use Siri on my phone to set timers for cooking and alarms. The Alexa/Google Home/etc. stuff doesn't work well enough for me to want to buy in even if it wasn't creepy. They're so picky about how you phrase things it's like playing Zork to get a bad wireless speaker to start some music.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 8 August 2021 04:49 (three years ago) link

I have a Google Home that I got for free, and I pretty much only use it for a wake-up alarm and to ask it what the weather is like while I'm getting dressed.

jaymc, Sunday, 8 August 2021 04:52 (three years ago) link

I have nothing for the sort for good reasons, like not wanting to be eavesdropped by corporations all the time, and for personal reasons, like not wanting to have to pipe up like a lil' chatterbot whenever I want to find the closest hardware store.

pplains, Sunday, 8 August 2021 05:00 (three years ago) link

Voice activated things are a godsend for disabled and/or barely literate people like my clients. I don't know why other people would use them.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 8 August 2021 05:11 (three years ago) link

It's kinda nice to play a song instantly if I don't have my phone on me, but it's still usually easier to pick a song on Spotify on my phone than ask Alexa. Also Alexa was temporarily a source of frustration for my young son because she couldn't understand his requests (he's given up now)

Vinnie, Sunday, 8 August 2021 05:18 (three years ago) link

Don't forget Cortana. The first thing I did to my cheapo work laptop was disable Cortana.

My brother tried to give me an Alexa a few years ago. DO NOT WANT.

Now I have no one to tell me a joke :(

Dexter Holland's Opus (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 8 August 2021 05:28 (three years ago) link

No way. Never even enabled Siri on my phone.

Every time I'm in a home with the appropriate device, I holler 'Alexa...fart!' The only employment that justifies the technology afaict.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Sunday, 8 August 2021 06:20 (three years ago) link

Voice activated things are a godsend for disabled and/or barely literate people like my clients. I don't know why other people would use them.

This seems about right. I cannot see the attraction myself.

(xp) Also, I now know what that Cortana thing is on my laptop, thanks!

Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 August 2021 07:38 (three years ago) link

Alexa enabled speakers

Its grand tbh, the odd hiccup on selection but otherwise fine

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 August 2021 10:02 (three years ago) link

fuck, no

― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, August 8, 2021 12:18 AM

pomenitul, Sunday, 8 August 2021 10:03 (three years ago) link

No. (Hell no.)

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 8 August 2021 10:53 (three years ago) link

No. (Hell no.)

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 8 August 2021 10:53 (three years ago) link

Sorry about that.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 8 August 2021 10:53 (three years ago) link

I’ve tried nominally to get used to speaking to Siri for things like setting alarms and timers but still feel more comfortable doing it by hand

calstars, Sunday, 8 August 2021 11:01 (three years ago) link

I can do things much quicker with touch than speaking to the machine. Also, fuck no.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Sunday, 8 August 2021 11:02 (three years ago) link

As Christine notes above, for the disabled these functions make total sense.

Using devices like this or Siri just … to me it feels like giving up, and giving up completely. Modern technology in very insidious ways is changing and colonizing us just through its use. It’s creepy to think about. But Echo/Siri whatever is like outright handing your humanity over when you don’t really need to (to my mind).

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 8 August 2021 12:38 (three years ago) link

My kids got me the Amazon one for father's day years ago. I wouldn't have gotten it for myself, but tbh it's come in handy for a few specific things. If I'm cooking or baking I can ask it to set a timer (it's in the kitchen), and it syncs with our wall clock so that I get a visual representation of how much time is left as well. My kids can ask it the weather first thing in the morning so they know how to dress for school, and they have little ones they use for alarms and streaming music. When I wake up I tell it to "start coffee," and it turns on the electric kettle (that we set up the night before). And of course we listen to music on/via it, though it isn't always good at playing what you want, in which case we just control it with a phone; it is, in essence, a sentient bluetooth speaker. There are a few other things I've tried to set it up to do, from controlling some lights to controlling the TV, but that was all pretty pointless.

I have a Pixel phone, and I do use the google voice interface a good deal. It seems to be a lot more accurate than Amazon or Apple on that front. I suppose if there's any distinction it's that we all use google, so to ask google to google something for you seems pretty mundane. But Apple and Amazon are slightly different sorts of companies/services that seem to be shoehorning/trapping you into their ecosystems, whether you want to or not. Regardless, they're all clearly listening to everything, our phones included, unless you lock them down tight and turn everything off. But then what's the point of even having a "smart" phone?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 August 2021 13:04 (three years ago) link

lol came to post exactly what aimless did. so for posterity, fuck no

brimstead, Sunday, 8 August 2021 15:20 (three years ago) link

Absolutely not. I turn off Siri on all the Apple devices in our home (a laptop, a desktop iMac, two iPhones) and would never have an Alexa or other stand-alone servant/spy device here. I'm tracked enough already.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 8 August 2021 15:39 (three years ago) link

i used to have alexa in the house, for about a year. during that time, 99% of its (intended) functionality was playing spotify/npr in the kitchen. but during that time, it also accidentally thought i was giving it a command about 1000 times, and probably recorded me taking a shit (in the kitchen?) so i destroyed it

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

siri answer thread "fuck no"

Siri: ...playing Fuck No by 99 Neighbors on Spotify

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

No and never will and when I'm in somebody's house who uses one their use of it always seems faintly performative, like "oh I guess I should use this since I bought it." Siri off on iPhone, too.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 8 August 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

No, I really don't like this stuff

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 8 August 2021 16:15 (three years ago) link

Wait, why were you taking a shit in the kitchen?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 8 August 2021 16:15 (three years ago) link

"Alexa, why am I taking a shit in the kitchen?"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 8 August 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

First it's wrong to do in the shower and now we can't even use the kitchen sink?! What a bunch of prudes.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 8 August 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link

I'm surprised they didn't offer you a job as a driver after that

rob, Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link

I can do things much quicker with touch than speaking to the machine. Also, fuck no.

― American Fear of Scampos (Ed)

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't know why yelling at a box in your kitchen is somehow supposed to be a life-changing improvement from typing something into your phone

my Least Favorite Writer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

Like I said, we use it the most when we are cooking or baking, when our hands are wet or messy or stirring stuff and the like.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:52 (three years ago) link

Otherwise, sure, phone is fine. That's why I find Apple watches much more inexplicable. You more or less need your phone nearby to use it anyway, so how does it help to have an even smaller screen on your wrist?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:53 (three years ago) link

honestly its heartening to hear so many people feel the same way i do about this bs. high five everyone.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

My mom has an Apple Watch so she doesn't have to carry her phone walking her dogs - emergency calls and streaming audio make it worth the extra $10/mo for one that doesn't need a phone nearby I guess.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link

I guess I don't understand what it is about these desktop gadgets/gimmicks that bugs people more than phones. I mean, they're *all* spying on you.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 August 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link

I don't really need any of these devices since I already record all of my comings and goings and mail them off in week-long batches to all of the big tech companies. I figure they have plenty on their plate as is so it's only fair that I chip in and help them keep tabs on me.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Sunday, 8 August 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't know why yelling at a box in your kitchen is somehow supposed to be a life-changing improvement from typing something into your phone

It was almost always when I had my hands messy in the sink

;)

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

Yeah, if I've got hands covered in chicken juice it's nice to be able to yell "hey Siri start timer for 9 minutes"

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 8 August 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

I mean, they're *all* spying on you.

Yup. I do my best to strangle the data flow down to the least amount I can get away with while still living in approximately the year 2000, technologically speaking, as opposed to say 1970.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, 8 August 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link

xpost or really any kinds of fluids or solids

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

no way, i turn it off on my phone/kindle and keep the latter in airplane mode unless i need to download something

ciderpress, Sunday, 8 August 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

Yeah, if I've got hands covered in chicken juice it's nice to be able to yell "hey Siri start timer for 9 minutes"

I get this -- it's just that the percentage of my day when my hands are wet from the sink or covered in chicken juice is SO SMALL, and I'm the main cook and dishwasher in the house.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 8 August 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

?

i guess your normal toilet is just fine, then. i guess you don't even think about using the kitchen sink. i guess you don't even realize you have a choice

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

to "let go of the chicken juice", i mean

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

siri this is my profile
alexis this if my profile

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

hearing "let go of the chicken juice" in the voice of early 70s James Brown

Sounds more like a Rufus Thomas thing IMO.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 9 August 2021 00:32 (three years ago) link

there is a tiny person inside it writing down the words and faxing them to google

criminally negligible (harbl), Monday, 9 August 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link

I’ve got no interest in using it to buy anything directly. Even if I’m using Amazon Fresh no way am I trusting it to add the right milk to the shopping list. I guess I could use it as a first stage to be checked later; that hadn’t really occurred to me. But I’m not sure it would work for me in practice.

I do wonder how much of Amazon’s investment in voice is predicated on us using it to buy things and whether they are happy with their progress on that front.

Alba, Monday, 9 August 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

I think one thing this thread is making me remember is that people play music through speakers

I mean, I know music by definition has to come out of a speaker, but it has been years since I listened to music not on a) my laptop speaker or b) headphones, so I just don't have the use case of "I want to listen to a song right now but I'm not at my computer, I'm just, like, standing in a room"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 August 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link

My wife got an Alexa Dot for xmas a few years back. She only uses it to stream spotify. Sometimes it doesn't work very well though. When we first got it, my kid liked to use it to ask for jokes or play some trivia game that was on it. Now it just sits there collecting dust on top of the microwave.

wankee hotel fuckstrot (peace, man), Monday, 9 August 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

and listening

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 August 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

when i was a kid we just had microsoft encarta to click the little speaker thing and make it say "poop" over and over

criminally negligible (harbl), Monday, 9 August 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

I would never shop with the voice commands. I literally just add stuff to a list that the family can also add stuff to, so that when I open it at the store I see everything everyone needs. But whether or not people are using the "OK google" or "Whatup, Siri?" or "Alexa" prompts, I am *positive* our phones are always at least listening a little bit. The number of times we've been talking about something specific one day only to see ads pop up for said topic the next has been uncanny. Like, had it happened once I would think it weird, but it's happened a few times.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 August 2021 18:45 (three years ago) link

Sometimes it doesn't work very well though.

...
Now it just sits there collecting dust on top of the microwave.

These two thoughts might be related! Don't put your WiFi-connected stuff on top of your microwave. :)

DJI, Monday, 9 August 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

lol, awesome.

wankee hotel fuckstrot (peace, man), Monday, 9 August 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

you have to put it *in* your microwave iirc

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 August 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

I wish.

wankee hotel fuckstrot (peace, man), Monday, 9 August 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

I use both Alexa and Siri, all scattered throughout the house, both bedrooms, living room/kitchen, bathroom. Alexa for all home automation commands and Siri mostly for music from the HomePod. I can’t even muster up the strength it would take to manually flip on a light switch anymore. Use Siri on the phone all the time for music/podcast control.

Jeff, Monday, 9 August 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link

I assume you heard about the Amazon Sidewalk (iirc?) thing and turned that off, too?

I had not, so thanks. Sounds awful, I turned it off. Sigh, every time I find out about one of these worse-than-useless features, I get pushed further to the "no" camp

Vinnie, Monday, 9 August 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

I can’t even muster up the strength it would take to manually flip on a light switch anymore.

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Machine_Stops

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 August 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

Who said that

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link

lol whenever jeff posts it's like, wow you are the embodiment of my personal hell on earth. no offense

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 02:36 (three years ago) link

nooooooo not ever, my paranoia’s at 11 already. whenever i’m at someone’s house who has these things i feel surveilled and like i have to add yet a further dimension to my laborious social performance. i know a couple who have infested their house with alexa/sonos/nest devices to the point that it’s almost nonfunctional without them, you have to talk to the lights to turn them on, you have to order the blinds to open like you’re some kind of wealthy sci-fi villain, most of the rooms have these obnoxious video alarms that announce "SOMEONE HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE UPSTAIRS OFFICE” or whatever and show you your own startled face on the horrid little touchpad screen, sure hope you weren’t planning on surreptitiously plucking out a wedgie or whatever because you’re on camera! their whole house (which they designed!) is like a series of elaborate booby traps, the most frustrating and ridiculous nonsense all the way through, you can’t use the doors! they have 6 doors to the outside and you can only use one because this over here won’t close right unless you do it *just so* and these ones will fall off their hinges and shatter if you don’t open them exactly right and this one has a fancy lock that, if improperly unlocked, can never be locked again without flying in the locksmith from germany or something. and the blinds that aren’t voice activated you must never touch, because they’re terribly delicate and you could break them, and anyway if they’re lowered below a certain level the pets will wreak destruction upon them, and the counters. ugh, my god, the counters. in the bathrooms, they have counters topped with some kind of stone that isn’t supposed to get wet. the BATHROOM SINKS are installed in fancy slabs of rock that CAN’T GET WET. you have to do this tyrannosaurus hunch to wash your hands without splashing the counters and wipe them up immediately after just in case, because you can’t actually see stray water droplets on the mottled surface unless you lean over at the precise angle where the light reflects off the water but not the stone or vice versa, and it only does that partially so you wonder how many little puddles you missed and try wiping down that freaking counter again, it is literally hell. and you can’t walk on the floors. the wood they got for the floors is so delicate that it cannot bear the ravages of shoes, or bare feet (the sweat will ruin the finish, o no!) so everyone has to creep around in soft-soled house shoes. there are rugs but each one is a unique handmade work of art, so please don’t ever walk on the rugs thanks. and none of this even looks good! if it were all exquisitely beautiful i might understand but you could literally replace each of these elements with identical crap from home depot at one tenth the price and 100x the utility, damn that vexing freaking house. but right, yeah, installing bugs in your own home seems weird and i would not choose to do that (posted from my smartphone, etc).

AND ANOTHER VAGUELY RELATED THING, i once downloaded this great period tracker from the amazon app store, no ads and intuitive layout, it was fantastic. i kept track of periods, meds, moods, exercise, when i masturbated/had sex/was horny, it was so convenient to have everything all laid out so i could see the influences interweave. then for some reason i uninstalled the app store and the next time i went to open the period tracker it was all “sorry bitch, can’t contact the app store so no period tracking for you” and i realized that jeff bezos knew when i was getting laid and was comparing it to when i ordered replacement toothbrush heads, that pervy scumbag, and i have never trusted again.

person (cat), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 06:02 (three years ago) link

Using Siri on my phone with a stutter only reminded me of getting made fun of as a kid so I turned it off.

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 09:22 (three years ago) link

and the counters. ugh, my god, the counters.

:D

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 10:58 (three years ago) link

lol whenever jeff posts it's like, wow you are the embodiment of my personal hell on earth. no offense


Ha, none taken. I accept my path in life as an unashamed techno optimist with little to no concern for privacy.

What I find interesting is how in my 20 years of coming and going on ILX how the general feelings towards technology has changed over the years. Seems there was more optimism in the early 2000s that was overtaken by concern, skepticism, pessimism, and outright rejection of newer tech. Often rightfully so. Whereas I have fully embraced relentless forward progress, for better or for worse.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 12:08 (three years ago) link

My counters can get wet though. That would just be weird.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 12:09 (three years ago) link

As someone who keeps far away from this stuff, I am kind of surprised that to take part it seems you have to actually say "Hey Alexa" or "Siri" or whatever. I would've thought the names would be easily changeable to random words of people's choice. Am I right thinking that isn't the case? I thought people liked options to personalise shit. Using those default names would just involve too much implied buy-in to the horror for me, and I'm suprised how many people I know just do it. I'm not pure - I would probably do it too if I could just make it "Hey fuckface" or whatever - but at the same time I'd rather turn over the record or the radio or turn off the light switch myself anyway.

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

might just be, but i'm not sure one iota of this stuff can be plausibly construed as "forward progress." but the highest tech thing i am thinking about acquiring - thanks thread for the reminder - is some kinda real nice push-button kitchen timer. something that lets you have a couple timers going at once. you know, one for the rice and one for the stuff in the oven. and like maybe they make ones that are waterproof and easy to clean so you don't have to worry about having ingredients on your hands? i haven't looked into this at all but that seems really luxurious and fancy and is roughly the level of smartness i would enjoy in my home.

I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link

Alexa lets you use "Amazon" or "Computer" (like Star Trek) instead. xp

Letting you choose any word you want is not possible yet.

DJI, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

I am kind of surprised that to take part it seems you have to actually say "Hey Alexa" or "Siri" or whatever. I would've thought the names would be easily changeable to random words of people's choice.


Amazon lets you change it from Alexa to Echo, Amazon or Computer. That’s it. I don’t know if the policy is about it being tuned to hear certain words well (even Computer doesn’t work as well as Alexa in my experience) or about not wanting a brand experience where people say Hey Fuckface.

Xp

Alba, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:02 (three years ago) link

voluntarily changing it to "amazon" sounds like it would add an extra layer of badness, and like something a person who has bathroom counters that can't get wet would do

criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

I now hate Alexa again after it refuses to play Bug a Boo on Spotify when I ask it. Maybe it thinks I’m swearing at it.

Alba, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link

if i can't train alexa to address me as 'your grace' or 'my noble shit-lord' then what use is it really

i had one for about a year and stopped, for similar reasons as upthread. it never worked very well. the music i wanted was hard to ask for. playing specific podcast episodes is very difficult. there's no discovery mechanisms, for anything.

Today's voice assistants are like AOL before it was connected to the web and usenet. Too much focus on directing people to the companys' own services, no attempt to make it useful beyond prescribed use cases.

they are working on this. 'voice assistant interoperability' is coming eventually, where one assistant hands off to another with more knowledge in a certain domain. the big use case is cars, where your hands and eyes are busy with other stuff. choosing songs and frankly doing anything apart from driving takes your attention off the road so there's a huge role for voice. it's just so poor now. yelling 'play pop 2 by charli xcx!' over and over while google assistant fails to recognise the track, or says it's not available in google play music or whatever would be enough to make me flip my car.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link

i can't remember who was telling me this but their family has an echo dot (that is the name of the amazon smart speaker, fact fans - alexa is the name of the virtual assistant that you speak to) and they changed it to "computer" because they think giving commands to a female-named assistant for household tasks is sexist and i can't really find fault with their judgment tbh, at least on that score

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link

May have been me. Should be able to call it Jeeves. We went back to Alexa because Sonos speakers don’t let you change it from the default.

Wow! Just discovered you can finally give it a masculine voice and call it Ziggy:

https://www.theverge.com/2021/7/21/22587130/alexa-masculine-voice-gender-ziggy-amazon-smart-assistant

Alba, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

Wakeword detection has to happen on-device, so models for each of the wakewords are loaded locally into the devices (whereas all the other speech-to-text happens in the cloud). I don't think "choose-your-own-wakeword" is scalable yet (it would cost money to train a model for each wakeword).

DJI, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

As I understand it you can also subtly change some of its (Echo's) properties by changing its speaking voice from American English to, say, Australian English or Canadian English and so on. Haven't tried it yet, though.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link

probably couldn't keep myself from constantly intoning 'computer, end program'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

My life has been improved by the ability to turn power on and off to devices with a command that were previously a royal pain to reach.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 23:59 (three years ago) link


As I understand it you can also subtly change some of its (Echo's) properties by changing its speaking voice from American English to, say, Australian English or Canadian English and so on. Haven't tried it yet, though.


You mean properties beyond the accent itself? Like what? We have ours set to a British woman’s voice and maybe that’s why it thinks I’m swearing when I ask it to play Bug a Boo…

Alba, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 00:00 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

remember before alexa there were those branded buttons you could tack onto things and push them to order more laundry detergent or whatever?

criminally negligible (harbl), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 00:07 (three years ago) link

xpost I was reading about people getting certain unprompted stuff from Alexa - "Have I told you I can also ..." type stuff - and one of the workarounds was to change the nationality, which apparently stopped it from doing that extra annoying stuff. Which implies different regions/nationality settings perhaps get different results.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

I tried Ziggy a few days ago and couldn’t handle it. Years of saying Alexa makes it a non-starter.

Jeff, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

"Ziggy!" *bangs and slaps appliance* "Play 'Candy Colored Clown'!"

pplains, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 03:15 (three years ago) link

We're on holiday and some of my wife's relatives are staying in our house. Allegedly the sonos/google speakers started playing baby shark and they didn't know how to stop it.

Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Saturday, 14 August 2021 11:46 (three years ago) link

May have been me. Should be able to call it Jeeves.

then your spy device will throw out your socks and buy ones it prefers, and gaslight you into firing your cook?

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 14 August 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

I have a friend/neighbor named Alexa who understandably hates that Google named it Alexa. Everywhere she goes, people talking to her set off random smart speakers.

Lee626, Saturday, 14 August 2021 23:20 (three years ago) link

Shes alexb now baby

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 August 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link

i have a google home mini which i got for free from spotify in my bedroom, i use it as an alarm clock. been waking up to aphex twin ‘#1’

flopson, Sunday, 15 August 2021 05:38 (three years ago) link

I had a student named Ciry and she was not fond of the feature either 😂

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Sunday, 15 August 2021 23:26 (three years ago) link

amazon named it alexa. google's is google.

adam t. (abanana), Monday, 16 August 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link

Me: Hey google, play "Get Off Of My Cloud"
Google: "'Get Off of My Cloud' by The Rolling Clones, playing on Spotify"
Me: STOP STOP STOP hey google, play Get off of My Cloud by the Rolling Stones
Google: "'If You Can't Rock Me/Get Off of My Cloud,' playing on Spotify"
Me: OH NEVER MIND

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link

it’s really not too good

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link


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