in every spaghetti western ever

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melodramatic ballad sung by non-native English speaker over the opening credits

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:59 (three years ago)

protagonist getting the shit kicked out of him halfway through the film

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:59 (three years ago)

Almeria

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:59 (three years ago)

Klaus Kinski

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:59 (three years ago)

Toothless old men

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:03 (three years ago)

Bar room scene (with irritating bar room music ruining otherwise fine soundtrack albums).

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:04 (three years ago)

A music box.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:04 (three years ago)

Greed

Josefa, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:05 (three years ago)

Long Italian title translating to something like "shoot first...the bastards are already here"; West German title changes it to something involving Django, US title is something like Johnny Yankee.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:05 (three years ago)

Flies.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:07 (three years ago)

A handful of Americans, often including Lee Van Cleef.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:09 (three years ago)

Dusters.

ledge, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:10 (three years ago)

"Directed by John Hammer" (you look it up on imdb and John Hammer is a pseudonym for Bruno Sfiglioli)

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:11 (three years ago)

Flashbacks explaining protagonist's motivation

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:12 (three years ago)

vaguely racist portrayal of Mexicans

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:12 (three years ago)

Villa Mussolini used as the rich villain's mansion

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:13 (three years ago)

Horrible dubbing

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:15 (three years ago)

At least one giggling bad guy.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:15 (three years ago)

Panning / zooming / extreme close ups

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:18 (three years ago)

American TV stars

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:20 (three years ago)

Cruelty to animals

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:21 (three years ago)

Barber giving somebody a shave

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:22 (three years ago)

Prostitutes

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:22 (three years ago)

Somebody having a bath in a tin bath

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:23 (three years ago)

Town with four buildings, one of which is a saloon.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:23 (three years ago)

A group of peasant children

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:25 (three years ago)

Spitting.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:27 (three years ago)

Italians actors with names like Brad McGyver.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:28 (three years ago)

Dirty faces, only partially attributable to stubble

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:28 (three years ago)

Someone sleeping with the brow of their hat pulled over their eyes.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:29 (three years ago)

Squinting in the sun

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:30 (three years ago)

Undertaker and coffins.

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:31 (three years ago)

Marxist screenwriters.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:33 (three years ago)

Four or more screenwriters

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:34 (three years ago)

zero moral arcs

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:35 (three years ago)

Comedy based around violent death, injury, mutilation etc.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:35 (three years ago)

vultures

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:36 (three years ago)

Rampant misogyny.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:37 (three years ago)

Prostitutes

in corsets

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:39 (three years ago)

ill-advised mockery of the protagonist

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:39 (three years ago)

Rampant misanthropy

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:40 (three years ago)

All of America is a desert hellscape

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:43 (three years ago)

Crone fondling rosary and muttering prayer

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:45 (three years ago)

Six-guns that shoot an unlimited number of bullets, until a character points out that his opponent has only one bullet left so don't miss, gringo

Josefa, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:52 (three years ago)

Pistols sound like canons

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:53 (three years ago)

Treasure hunts

baking on ice is on in ten minutes (Matt #2), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:53 (three years ago)

Re-releases taken from worn-out, edited-with-a-blunt-scythe prints because that was the only one available.

baking on ice is on in ten minutes (Matt #2), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:55 (three years ago)

Renegade Confederate troops in dishevelled uniforms.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:56 (three years ago)

Bright blue skies

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:57 (three years ago)

Pistols sound like canons

Slaps sound louder than guns

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:06 (three years ago)

John Wayne standing outside the movie theatre angrily with crossed arms

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:12 (three years ago)

day for night

na (NA), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:23 (three years ago)

gun shops

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:31 (three years ago)

bottles at the bar with no labels

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:31 (three years ago)

A badass, menacing soundtrack with one sickly sweet corny number

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:32 (three years ago)

dirty faces but bright blue eyes

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:35 (three years ago)

Drinking water from canteens

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:41 (three years ago)

The well-groomed businessman in a tailored suit (maybe from "back East") is the most corrupt character.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:43 (three years ago)

Stagecoach going faster than is safe.

nickn, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:47 (three years ago)

Cute kid refers to genre name as "busketti" western

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 17:05 (three years ago)

Awkward subtext implying the North-South divide in US Civil War is like the North-South divide in Italy

Josefa, Monday, 4 October 2021 17:14 (three years ago)

Undertaker and coffins.

... always played for laughs.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:03 (three years ago)

Droopy moustaches

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:13 (three years ago)

Deserts sans cacti

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:27 (three years ago)

Horses doing a paso fino gait (which didn't exist in Old West)

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:37 (three years ago)

Alessandro Alessandroni and/or Bruno Battisti D'Amario on guitar (and whistling)

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 4 October 2021 19:50 (three years ago)

Dwarf sidekick

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 4 October 2021 19:55 (three years ago)

spaghetti

ciderpress, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:28 (three years ago)

skinny unlit cigars

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:30 (three years ago)

or lighting the dynamite with the skinny cigar

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:34 (three years ago)

Rampant ricochet sounds.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:42 (three years ago)

Emaciation

Josefa, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:45 (three years ago)

Overuse of the term 'gringo'.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 21:09 (three years ago)

Men with no names.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 21:21 (three years ago)

blood the color of these cherry sours.

pplains, Monday, 4 October 2021 23:30 (three years ago)

At least 1/4 of the cast dresses like Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 23:41 (three years ago)

obligatory gatling gun scene

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Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 October 2021 23:48 (three years ago)

battle at a river

mookieproof, Monday, 4 October 2021 23:56 (three years ago)

the gatling gun scene in the mandalorian pilot was ripped straight from the wild bunch, but without any blood. disney.

adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 06:32 (three years ago)


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