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in every spaghetti western ever

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melodramatic ballad sung by non-native English speaker over the opening credits

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:59 (five years ago)

protagonist getting the shit kicked out of him halfway through the film

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:59 (five years ago)

Almeria

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:59 (five years ago)

Klaus Kinski

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:59 (five years ago)

Toothless old men

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:03 (five years ago)

Bar room scene (with irritating bar room music ruining otherwise fine soundtrack albums).

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:04 (five years ago)

A music box.

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:04 (five years ago)

Greed

― Josefa, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:05 (five years ago)

Long Italian title translating to something like "shoot first...the bastards are already here"; West German title changes it to something involving Django, US title is something like Johnny Yankee.

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:05 (five years ago)

Flies.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:07 (five years ago)

A handful of Americans, often including Lee Van Cleef.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:09 (five years ago)

Dusters.

― ledge, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:10 (five years ago)

"Directed by John Hammer" (you look it up on imdb and John Hammer is a pseudonym for Bruno Sfiglioli)

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:11 (five years ago)

Flashbacks explaining protagonist's motivation

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:12 (five years ago)

vaguely racist portrayal of Mexicans

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:12 (five years ago)

Villa Mussolini used as the rich villain's mansion

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:13 (five years ago)

Horrible dubbing

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:15 (five years ago)

At least one giggling bad guy.

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:15 (five years ago)

Panning / zooming / extreme close ups

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:18 (five years ago)

American TV stars

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:20 (five years ago)

Cruelty to animals

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:21 (five years ago)

Barber giving somebody a shave

― look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:22 (five years ago)

Prostitutes

― look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:22 (five years ago)

Somebody having a bath in a tin bath

― look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:23 (five years ago)

Town with four buildings, one of which is a saloon.

― Dan Worsley, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:23 (five years ago)

A group of peasant children

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:25 (five years ago)

Spitting.

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:27 (five years ago)

Italians actors with names like Brad McGyver.

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:28 (five years ago)

Dirty faces, only partially attributable to stubble

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:28 (five years ago)

Someone sleeping with the brow of their hat pulled over their eyes.

― Dan Worsley, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:29 (five years ago)

Squinting in the sun

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:30 (five years ago)

Undertaker and coffins.

― Kim Kimberly, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:31 (five years ago)

Marxist screenwriters.

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:33 (five years ago)

Four or more screenwriters

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:34 (five years ago)

zero moral arcs

― look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:35 (five years ago)

Comedy based around violent death, injury, mutilation etc.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:35 (five years ago)

vultures

― look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:36 (five years ago)

Rampant misogyny.

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:37 (five years ago)

Prostitutes

in corsets

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:39 (five years ago)

ill-advised mockery of the protagonist

― look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:39 (five years ago)

Rampant misanthropy

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:40 (five years ago)

All of America is a desert hellscape

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:43 (five years ago)

Crone fondling rosary and muttering prayer

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:45 (five years ago)

Six-guns that shoot an unlimited number of bullets, until a character points out that his opponent has only one bullet left so don't miss, gringo

― Josefa, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:52 (five years ago)

Pistols sound like canons

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:53 (five years ago)

Treasure hunts

― baking on ice is on in ten minutes (Matt #2), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:53 (five years ago)

Re-releases taken from worn-out, edited-with-a-blunt-scythe prints because that was the only one available.

― baking on ice is on in ten minutes (Matt #2), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:55 (five years ago)

Renegade Confederate troops in dishevelled uniforms.

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:56 (five years ago)

Bright blue skies

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 15:57 (five years ago)

Pistols sound like canons

Slaps sound louder than guns

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:06 (five years ago)

John Wayne standing outside the movie theatre angrily with crossed arms

― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:12 (five years ago)

day for night

― na (NA), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:23 (five years ago)

gun shops

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:31 (five years ago)

bottles at the bar with no labels

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:31 (five years ago)

A badass, menacing soundtrack with one sickly sweet corny number

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:32 (five years ago)

dirty faces but bright blue eyes

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:35 (five years ago)

Drinking water from canteens

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:41 (five years ago)

The well-groomed businessman in a tailored suit (maybe from "back East") is the most corrupt character.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:43 (five years ago)

Stagecoach going faster than is safe.

― nickn, Monday, 4 October 2021 16:47 (five years ago)

Cute kid refers to genre name as "busketti" western

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 4 October 2021 17:05 (five years ago)

Awkward subtext implying the North-South divide in US Civil War is like the North-South divide in Italy

― Josefa, Monday, 4 October 2021 17:14 (five years ago)

Undertaker and coffins.

... always played for laughs.

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:03 (five years ago)

Droopy moustaches

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:13 (five years ago)

Deserts sans cacti

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:27 (five years ago)

Horses doing a paso fino gait (which didn't exist in Old West)

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:37 (five years ago)

Alessandro Alessandroni and/or Bruno Battisti D'Amario on guitar (and whistling)

― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 4 October 2021 19:50 (five years ago)

Dwarf sidekick

― And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 4 October 2021 19:55 (five years ago)

spaghetti

― ciderpress, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:28 (five years ago)

skinny unlit cigars

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:30 (five years ago)

or lighting the dynamite with the skinny cigar

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:34 (five years ago)

Rampant ricochet sounds.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:42 (five years ago)

Emaciation

― Josefa, Monday, 4 October 2021 20:45 (five years ago)

Overuse of the term 'gringo'.

― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 21:09 (five years ago)

Men with no names.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 October 2021 21:21 (five years ago)

blood the color of these cherry sours.

― pplains, Monday, 4 October 2021 23:30 (five years ago)

At least 1/4 of the cast dresses like Stevie Ray Vaughan.

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 October 2021 23:41 (five years ago)

obligatory gatling gun scene

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― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 October 2021 23:48 (five years ago)

battle at a river

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 October 2021 23:56 (five years ago)

the gatling gun scene in the mandalorian pilot was ripped straight from the wild bunch, but without any blood. disney.

― adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 06:32 (five years ago)


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