d&d chart - which are you?

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what are you irl?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
neutral good 12
chaotic good 8
lawful good 7
lawful neutral 6
chaotic neutral 6
true neutral 3
lawful evil 1
neutral evil 0
chaotic evil 0


Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:17 (three years ago)

It's called "alignment" - lawful neutral

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:21 (three years ago)

obviously the ilx winner should be lawful neutral

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:21 (three years ago)

i'm chaotic good

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:22 (three years ago)

whenever I do a test I come out as lawful good, which is the most boring one

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:23 (three years ago)

I'd like to think I'm true neutral, but the reality is more lawful neutral.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:26 (three years ago)

Someone should include a list of the Outer Planes where each of these alignments supposedly derives its energy, and the supernatural beings that inhabit them, such as the lawful neutral Modrons, "orderly geometrically-shaped beings".

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:33 (three years ago)

chaotic neutral

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:35 (three years ago)

it depends on where i am and what i'm doing. when i'm in the bank i'm lawful good

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:35 (three years ago)

when i'm walking by a giant pile of banana peels, chaotic evil

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:36 (three years ago)

lawful evil, as far as my understanding of this meme goes

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:44 (three years ago)

let's roll the die and find out

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:45 (three years ago)

this is the one I used most recently

https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:47 (three years ago)

it's not a meme, darraghmac, it's real life in a fantasy setting

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 16:58 (three years ago)

Neutral good, apparently. I feel more chaotic tho

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:00 (three years ago)

yeah that's what the test just told me too. definitely feel more chaotic. i guess i have a different idea of what the chaotic->lawful axis means.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:01 (three years ago)

just scraped into Lawful Good (on both axes)

bovarism, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:05 (three years ago)

Chaotic neutral apparently despite most of my answers clearly edging towards evil tbh

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:05 (three years ago)

this is the one I used most recently

https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php

I'm having to stop ayt the first question - "I do not feel guilty when I hurt or offend someone."

I mean there are degrees and hurt can be a very, very different thing to offence.

Noel Emits, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:06 (three years ago)

I identify as a gelatinous cube

that of a giant Slor (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:21 (three years ago)

which low-level rpg enemy are you?

i am a spider

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:22 (three years ago)

Warthog in chain mail

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:23 (three years ago)

that is NOT low-level

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:24 (three years ago)

not with the chain mail

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:25 (three years ago)

wtf is “true neutral”

i’m the worst of these i think - “neutral good”

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:25 (three years ago)

so, you would have to be a warthog in chain mail standing in some poison or something

xp

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:25 (three years ago)

according to the test linked above i'm solidly in lawful good territory (though i'm sure many ilxors will disagree)

aegis philbin (crüt), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:27 (three years ago)

True neutral according to test, chaotic good in my heart.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:34 (three years ago)

Karl i know you mean well but your constant heckling of those of us who feel, perhaps incorrectly, that they could, in a better world than this, serve a purpose as a mailed warthog is noticed and not just by me

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:39 (three years ago)

I always seem to get "neutral good" when taking a quiz, so what the hell, i'll go with that

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:42 (three years ago)

dmac i want you to be the best male warthog mail you can be. i think it's a great compliment, in a way, that i cannot see you as a low level rpg enemy. but you are no less than a mid-tier enemy rpg in my eyes

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:47 (three years ago)

Goddamit i dont fit into your BOX

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 18:16 (three years ago)

Neutral good - I think I generally have aimed in life for chaotic good but neutral seems accurate.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 18:45 (three years ago)

chaotic good, always and increasingly

tend to play lawful evil (escapism)

true neutral is for like idk bombadilist druids? not my idea of a good time but at least it’s… almost an ethos

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 28 October 2021 04:29 (three years ago)

i got true neutral on that quiz probably because I get hung up on semantics and there's so much absolutism in the questions!

sarahell, Thursday, 28 October 2021 05:33 (three years ago)

grade-A lawful good

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 October 2021 05:46 (three years ago)

Chaotic neutral, though I try to be chaotic good.

Also a gelatinous cube.

emil.y, Thursday, 28 October 2021 13:35 (three years ago)

I got neutral good, but about as far towards the lawful side of things as you can go without crossing into lawful good. This is a somewhat surprising result, but it makes sense given my active participation in recovery programs which stress the importance of helping others, taking suggestions, and following a program that has worked for other people even if its specific tenets "don't make sense" to me.

Nature's promise vs. Simple truth (bernard snowy), Thursday, 28 October 2021 13:54 (three years ago)

One of the Basic versions of the game, for younger or starting players, simplified the alignments into Lawful, Neutral and Chaotic, which were actually synonyms for Good, Neutral and Evil. This might have been in the middle of the anti-D&D hysteria and "evil", even as a force to be defeated, was a word they didn't feel comfortable throwing around.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 28 October 2021 15:05 (three years ago)

I like to think that I'm Chaotic Good, but really, if I'm honest, I'm Chaotic Stupid.

hourspass, Friday, 29 October 2021 00:54 (three years ago)

I believe it’s called chaotic stoopid

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 October 2021 01:00 (three years ago)

Okay, you got me.

I'm True Stupid.

hourspass, Friday, 29 October 2021 01:03 (three years ago)

I think maybe I'm what's probably the worst: lawful neutral.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 29 October 2021 01:34 (three years ago)

I was thinking that alignments don’t have real life application, but then thought “what is real life alignment?” X axis is healthy-average-broken, y-axis is human-cyborg-computer. I’m an average computer

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 29 October 2021 02:12 (three years ago)

Oh I guess that means: neutral evil

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 29 October 2021 02:12 (three years ago)

Lawful good perhaps, but I assume most people believe that they are good, therefore I voted lawful neutral.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Friday, 29 October 2021 02:22 (three years ago)

Took the Noel Emits-approved quiz and wa just on the lawful side of true neutral. I guess!

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 29 October 2021 04:16 (three years ago)

a 'better' thread would suggest alignments for *other* ilx posters

mookieproof, Friday, 29 October 2021 04:19 (three years ago)

that is, i dare u

mookieproof, Friday, 29 October 2021 04:19 (three years ago)

I came up lawful good on that quiz but surely I'm more lawful neutral. I know I need to expend a lot more effort than I do in order to be 'good'. Is 'well-intentioned lazy' an alignment?

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 October 2021 11:13 (three years ago)

Democrat iirc

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 29 October 2021 16:59 (three years ago)

Ouuuuuch.

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 October 2021 17:12 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 30 October 2021 00:01 (three years ago)

neutral good in my mind but probably lawful neutral in practice

adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 30 October 2021 03:29 (three years ago)

chaotic neutral

calstars, Saturday, 30 October 2021 03:31 (three years ago)

Somewhere between true neutral and chaotic neutral. Voted for chaotic neutral.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 30 October 2021 05:15 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:01 (three years ago)

lol at no one copping to chaotic evil, cmooooonnnnnnnnn

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 October 2021 19:17 (three years ago)

Chaotic evil folks don’t post on messageboards

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 31 October 2021 23:37 (three years ago)


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