The top 10 GOP presidential candidates for 2024, ranked, plus 7 others, by Aaron Blake

i need to do more "research" on youngkin and hogan

If Trump’s in prison will the judge give him weekend passes to campaign?

If Trump’s in prison and wins will Biden pardon him so he can take office?

Ugh to all of them but Hogan is basically a Clinton Democrat

Liz Cheney is badly positioned to compete in that race, having reached for the label of "the sane one whose name you might actually recognize". But she's still her father's daughter, so her slogan really should be "I'll be your War President, even if I have to invent the war".

liz cheney or nikki haley, who are both shitbags but are significantly less shitty than the others.

it would be hilarious/terrible if the 70s/80s dick cheney neoconservative crew came back ONE MORE TIME to be the president liz cheney's inner circle

Well most of them were always the walking dead of the vampire elite even when alive.

Dude is way too goofy looking to get any TV action but that Gov for Maryland seems way less crazy and/or stupid than most of these greasy MFers.

which is why he's an "also mentioned" instead of an actual contender, heheh. sigh. i mean, just so kid reading thread in 2045 knows, everyone on this thread knows right now that trump will be the nominee and that they will try to steal the election again

Donald Trump (1) - potential antichrist
Ron DeSantis (2) - used Lexus car sales man from Florida
Nikki Haley (3) - win at all costs HS class president
Tim Scott (4) - D&D fan/butt of jokes at the country club
Mike Pence (5)- momma's pet
Ted Cruz (6) - smegma
Donald Trump Jr (7) - leftovers from Dad's satin sheets
Chris Christie (8) - fat, stupid and from NJ
Greg Abbott (9) - god's asshole
Mike Pompeo (10) - goes back for seconds at Satan's buffet
Rick Scott - creepy dude in the pool at the YMCA
Kristi L. Noem - excheerleader from hell
Josh Hawley - nazi yip yip dog
Glenn Youngkin - loud guy at a busy mcdonalds complaining about not getting his nugget 10 piece
Liz Cheney - results of taking your 7 year old daughter out to shoot mammals for fun and sport
Larry Hogan - dopey dude in line at the Lowes return desk
Tom Cotton - crap you find at the bottom of a chicken cage

I would have said - loud, fat, stupid & from NJ but I figured the loud was kinda a given.

out of those descriptions, i most relate to larry hogan.

"well heck man....i don't know..."
LARRY HOGAN FOR PRESIDENT!!

tom cotton deserves a worse description. but i'll go with the more personalized "destroyer of my NYT subsciption"

the Nick Fury guy isn’t running?

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This is hogans time now

If there is justice in the world, Hogan should soon be raising the Least Putrid GOP Presidential Hopeful of 2024 trophy, as adjudged by the infallible ilx hivemind.

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