soy sauce in a whole new light

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http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf

― brg30 (brg30), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

link of the year

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I have never ever taken any drugs in my whole life, but that is EXACTLY how I imagine an acid trip would be. Can anyone confirm/deny?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

If Nicole were commissioned by Bruce LaBruce to celebrate the wonders of soy. There's sex *and* death!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Best link ever.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my god.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

i kept my composure until that shifty man sidled up near the end

― minna (minna), Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Ultraman you sellout!

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:40 (twenty-three years ago)

haha dont forget the banana and shrimp:

http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kaijin.htm

― Honda (Honda), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait -why do they hang the cat?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

good god. yeah, that's the closest approximation to acid i've ever seen.

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 18 November 2002 05:37 (twenty-three years ago)

absolute genius

― H (Heruy), Monday, 18 November 2002 07:31 (twenty-three years ago)

don't tell me you've all forgotten hyakugojyuuichi!! already!

― minna (minna), Monday, 18 November 2002 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Why is the music always so great in these things?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 08:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Where's Momus to explain what it means?

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 18 November 2002 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I asked a Japanophile (if that's the word) friend to explain, and he offers this:

It's like this: Kikkoman is Japan's most popular brand of soy sauce. We are rather partial to it in our household ourselves. This animation is a superhero spoof on the brand name. Kikkoman bears the Kikkoman logo on his chest, and his head resembles the little fish-shaped soy sachet found in bento boxes.

In the video Kikkoman comes from the land of Soy to show his superiority to other sauces such as vinegar and ketchup (here spelled "Heints"). He beats them all to a pulp. However, it's not easy being Kikkoman. When a cat is indecisive about which sauce to put on her eggs, Kikkoman insists she should use soy. But the cat doesn't listen to the advice she is given and tries a different sauce instead. When she realises her mistake she hangs herself in disgrace.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow. Not using soy makes you suicidal? That's fucking awful.

I mean, Kikkoman IS the best type of soy sauce, but soy sauce on EGGS? What about french fries? Tortilla chips?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Ice cream!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

So who is the honey he cuddles up with, then?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You like your men to have fish faces?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

That makes a wierd kind of sense!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Soy sauce belongs on popcorn. num!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan's met some of my boyfriends, he can vouch.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean, Kikkoman IS the best type of soy sauce

not a chance. it's pearl river or rooster brand all the way. kikkoman is populist overly-salty swill.

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it just me or does Ally seem to be super-horny this week?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

soy sauce on fried eggs is damn nice, but nowhere near as nice as sweet chilli sauce.

― chris (chris), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Soy sauce on sweet chili sauce sounds like condiment overkill to me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

chris here's a noose.

― Honda (Honda), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

cheers mate

― chris (chris), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Tongue flicks the vag-hole,
moisture like a heavy rain
Wait! Is that soy sauce?

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

condiment overkill

*writes this down and tosses it into the "future band names" hat*

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM NOT SUPER HORNY JUST HIGH ON LIFE.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

With one haiku, Yancey makes himself KING BAD MANG.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I dedicate it to Momus.

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

(and is that a good or a bad thing, Dan?)

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

It makes you Dan's idol, yo.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally's got it right; you are TOTALLY my idol now.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Would you look at that, Ally managed to reply without offering to sleep with me.

(quiet Ned-like sob)

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(and is that a good or a bad thing, Ally?)

HA!

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Nabisco needs some hot luvin'.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the best thing ever, Yancey. DAN I ORDER YOU TO COME TO NY. I'm really bossy but in a loveable way lately, no?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

that was awesome. my acid trips were always a bit more geomteric or something and not as funny tho.

― g (graysonlane), Monday, 18 November 2002 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

quiet Ned-like sob

Almost. I shouldn't be able to hear your wails of pain out over here, after all. ;-)

I'm really bossy but in a loveable way lately, no?

Rejoice! The Ally that caused this board to be created in the first place is back and better than ever!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 November 2002 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, you don't have to kiss my ass, I'm already friends with you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I just want to reiterate how FUCKING AMAZING this link is.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

ten years pass...

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/2013/08/26/woman-arrested-after-restaurant-guests-covered-in-soy-sauce/

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

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