should Gregg Wallace fuck off?

ilx, still surfing the zeitgeist

I appreciate your commitment to the franchise

i do have an anecdote tho im not informing a poll abt its contents

can i ask if the anecdote is to Mr Wallace's credit or the other thing?

depends how hard u parse it and from what directions i feel

Phwoah hes parsed that fucking lavvely

my partner was the the main interview subject for a segment that she was told was a bbc history show, but turned out to be a gregg wallace show (she didn't meet him)

A week? Surely a convincing result should come in three hours?

man rules, will die on this hill. masterchef the professionals the only decent thing this country produces.

If he was just on Masterchef I mightn't have done this thread

John Torode once told my friend to "get out of my way" and barged him off the pavement after a live chef-ing event in Salisbury. Does that help?

I particularly enjoy watching factory workers trying to stop him from messing up the entire production line whenever he jumps in to 'ave a go at icing Christmas cakes or stitching mattresses. He went to the le Creuset factory once (which was genuinely really interesting) and they treated him like some executive's child they had been told to mind for the day. It's very funny.

havent loved prof masterchef since the arrival of marcus w tbrr, he's a bully w/weird ideas abt food (in a bad and boring way)

Its not just that he v clearly tries for a jesus of the kitchen thing, a deeply unhuman presence

I was wary of hating yerwan who played bad cop to the other nice fella before- i could google but look im on the phone- because i figured she was just playing it up for the show but since seeing her on that luxury hotels show its more that shes one of those vvv intense ppl who kind of tramples when asked to be normal so now i just think oh that must make lots of everyday transactions difficult

absolutely baffled by (a) monica-hate (b) watching a show abt luxury hotels, dude you played yrself

Marcus signposts his Chosen Ones so obviously, it's kinda ghastly

xp no its ok i watch it for giles coren

respect for a lethal comeback

gregg, when faced with the best plate of food in masterchef history: "it is a jumble"

marcus and monica's absolute disdain for his bovine ignorance was beautiful tho

who is this? voted yes

No-one is to fuck off until the Beatles fuck off.

Five days until we find out…

OO you could BAVE in it!

My friend who competed in Masterchef pros quite liked Greg despite him perving on her and being slightly racist, and hated Monica.

*jaunty piano* WE BRITS LOVE OUR [subject of programme], MUNCHIN OUR WAY THROUGH A STAGGERIN FOUR MIWWION TONS OF EM EACH AND EVERY DAY. *plaintive ukulele* BUT IS THERE MORE TO [subject of programme] THAN A TASTY TREAT? THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE TO FIND OUT. SO JOIN ME AS I GO ON A JOURNEY TO DISCOVER THE SECRET OF [subject of programme] *Housewives' Choice music*

subject of programme: smack barm peat wet

My friend who competed in Masterchef pros quite liked Greg despite him perving on her and being slightly racist, and hated Monica.

More details, please! (Or maybe you've already told this story somewhere else?)

When we were in Athens last year we saw what we thought was a porno being shot on a rooftop while we were having a beer at street level - chaotic and slightly amateur camera work, something happening out of sight, glimpses of half-baked men in home made masks. Turns out it was Gregg shooting for his C5 travel show .

TV's Gregg in tragic unable to perform simple online transaction shocker.

Important intervention

wow, humpty got hench

Showing off his bird-dog row

his what now?

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LOL. Genius.

"a monsterous creature whose bloodthirsty instinct was imprinted on every detail of its appearance, with 'burning eyes which long for moisture', and a 'face worthy of a murderer'."

That falls under the category of fair comment I think.

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Hopefully Gregg Wallace's Magical Christmas Market can still go ahead on C5 tonight

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