1) more people will be drinking in bars
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 January 2022 05:06 (three years ago)
2) Elon Musk will be even dumber and get even wealthier
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 1 January 2022 05:19 (three years ago)
3) Betty White will come back to life
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 January 2022 04:11 (three years ago)
4) the police will at last get their comeuppance, and by 'police comeuppance', I mean that 'pigs will learn how to fly'
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 2 January 2022 04:14 (three years ago)
5.) Taylor Swift will release a song called “33”
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 2 January 2022 04:20 (three years ago)
6) After the Police get their comeuppance, Gordon Sumner will be brutally attacked by Stewart Copeland in an alley in retribution
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 January 2022 04:22 (three years ago)
7) Joe Biden will get tricked into saying "Big Chungus" on live TV and his approval rating will skyrocket to 95%
― frogbs, Sunday, 2 January 2022 04:26 (three years ago)
8) More lists
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 January 2022 08:21 (three years ago)
We'll get the new pandemic everybody's been waiting for. Tired of passe Covid we get the next invisible symptomless virus with new improved levels of fatality.Oh maybe there's a little rash just for aesthetic purposes.
Bojo walks into a freezer to avoid responsibility again. He's eventually thawed out when they find a cure for him.
― Stevolende, Sunday, 2 January 2022 09:17 (three years ago)
Covid ends though we all become (if we aren't already) mad at each other.
..Why have you come to Carlisle from Glasgow?..Because there are no restrictions and all of our friends have covid#bbcnews #ToryCovidCatastrophe pic.twitter.com/TqL81Lh38m— UK is with EU (@ukiswitheu) December 31, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 2 January 2022 12:13 (three years ago)
would someone please forward this to Jen Psaki?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 17:34 (three years ago)