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I have a friend called Caroline. She's 18yrs old and has a weakness for utter dirtbags. About a year ago she dated a guy called Benny. Benny looks disgusting. Long ginger dreadlocks that reek of grime and awful skin. Benny has been a smackhead for about 8 years now. One day Caroline was out walking with Benny when a guy came running to him and yelled "You've been injecting my dog with smack!" Benny grabbed him and bit his nose off. And then Caroline kissed him.

I heard this the other night and couldn't stop laughing. So, if anyone has any amusingly horrific stories based around heroin addicts, here's the place to post them.

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Monday, 18 November 2002 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I was a bit amused by this in ILMchatX0r, but reading it now it seems so ludicrous and insane that I can't help but laugh. I mean... his WHOLE nose? CLEAN OFF?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 18 November 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

you mean he bit the dogs nose off

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know. I do hope so. I'll find out the exact details about it though I fear it was just the tip, or a sliver of skin or something not quite as vile. The dog thing made me piss laughing too.

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to see a Bumfights type video about Pets On Drugs.

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Inspired by this weeks Sopranos episode?

― jm, Monday, 18 November 2002 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

No junky would waste drugs on a dog.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 November 2002 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

He's got a point you know. Which just adds another level of ludicrosity onto the story.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 18 November 2002 05:08 (twenty-three years ago)

actually i know at least one who once shared his stuff with a sick dog. also a guy i knew claimed that this other guy's dog got sick after the guy went to prison &no-one could figure what was wrong with the dog, but he worked out it had a dope habit 'cause every day the dog would lick off the blood running down the guy's arm & there was enough stuff in the blood for the dog to get habituated. unlikely but i guess possible.

― dz, Monday, 18 November 2002 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"and then caroline kissed him"

this is the bit i'm worried about! was the bit of nose still in his mouth??

― minna (minna), Monday, 18 November 2002 07:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Giovanni Dadomo, of Snivelling Shits 'fame', put me off heroin for life, 'cos he was such an abject fuckin' junky when I worked w/ him. Whenever he had to fix up or score he wld always say "Just poppin' out for a sandwich".

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

two - i used to hang out with a junkie named D*ve and once we were at this party. Copious amounts of drugs were injected by Dave. Me? I was just on strong mushrooms and p.o.t.

at the end of the night I was stuck with taking Dave home. So, I'm walking him home, la de da, and then he's wandered out into traffic (I'm hallucinating orange lawn ornaments everywhere to put this into context). I yank Dave off the road - and he fall onto the edge of the concrete edge of the sidewalk, well, his head did.

he passes out and i briefly consider rolling him done the side of the hill near the train station and keep on walking. but he wakes up.

i'm trying to control the bleeding with my visa bill. finally he can get up, so we continue walking, la de da, him holding my visa bill up to his head when lo and behold we run into a crack addict.

he asked me for a cigarette, which I gave to him. he then takes out a gun and eyes wild starts going on about taking out some bitches. i start picturing me being shot in my white t-shirt. i finally talk him out of murdering a party full of bitches. i continue my walk home.

the second story nvolves skinheads on ACID. i was invited to a party, a supposed chill out party, instead, i am sitting on the floor of an empty house in the country, smoking hash, when i reach inside of a hollowed out mattress and pull out one of many guns. the skinhead comes in and starts yelling, pulls the gun away from me, points it at me, cocks it and says 'do you want to die'. i deadpan - 'sure, it's something i've not done yet'. he starts to shoot out walls in the house going 'HE'S FUCKING CRAZY HE'S FUCKING CRAZY'.

― doom-e, Monday, 18 November 2002 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

'sure, it's something i've not done yet'

that has got to be the best comeback I've ever heard

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Benny grabbed him and bit his nose off.

There's a legend from the DC courts that a defense attorney, while questioning a witness, got the witness to admit that he had not actually seen the defendant bite off the plaintiff's nose. And if he had just left it at that...

"Then how can you say that my client bit off [plaintiff's] nose?"

"Because I saw him spit it out."

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

unfortunately i haven't got anything really juicy, but i did work in a record store that bought used CDs for a while last year. a couple of times a week the same scraggly-haired junky would come in with the worst assortment of CDs that he had lifted out of someone's van or stolen from a party. he usually came into the shop when he was just starting to get really antsy $$$$ so i just bought the used CDs off him to get him out of the shop. really fucking annoying because i got the WORST stock out of it. i just didn't have the heart to kick him out.

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

hah, mini-update on the nose. I was speaking to someone in the know today and it turns out that it was only the tip of the nose that was bitten off. ah well. But I did find out that Caroline is a vegan! Which adds a whole new spin on it all.

Also, a new Benny tale: Benny used to own two ferrets. Six months ago Benny was washing clothes in his bath and one of the ferrets jumped in and drowned. So Benny stuck it in the freezer. And it's still there now. Frozen solid.

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

fourteen years pass...

Alcohol junkie dude sitting in the bus stop trying to get the cap off a huge bottle of listerine

― calstars, Saturday, 15 July 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

KAMming into this thread btw

― calstars, Saturday, 15 July 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

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