At the bar 2022

Jah

“You’re not …”
“No I’m not …”

Pulling bouncer duty again

Who knew there is a 28 minute version of crimson and clover

Anyone a particular fan of mai tais or rob roys? Asking for a friend

Having a White Russian atm

You can tell varsity vs jr varsity by the decision speed and confidence of a customer’s order

There are four maraschino cherries on a sword spear on top of this whiskey sour

This gimlet is making me thirsty

“I can’t believe how far non alcoholic beers have come”

big fan of this thread! glad we have a new one for the year

This girl is obsessed with the pinball machine, looks like a fucking pinball ninja with her mask pulled up to her eyeline

Trying to make friends with this bartender but she’s not having it

“that girl’s cousin came, she whooped that ass. So I gave her an ultimatum. We barbecue tomorrow.”

Bartender smelled weed so sprayed the entire bar with disinfectant fuck

It’s gonna be night night

No way to control it
It’s totally automatic
I’m walking blindfolded
Completely automatic
All of my systems are down down down

“Let me show you some of the apps I use to organize my life”

Woman has a seat and opens up a laptop with a cd drive

I suggested vaporwave now that’s all they’re playing

I respect the bartender though. She ma free iodine shut with nutmeg

Thirtysomething is a one-woman vape factory

She’s slipping in and out of consciousness

“I’m so jealous of what New York was 20 years ago”

I am too, even though I was there

Nothing like the smell of wet dog in the afternoon

There doesn’t seem to be a standard regarding what liquors go where on bar shelves. At this place the whiskeys are on the top right and the vodkas on the bottom left, whereas at a place a block away it’s reversed

One ice cube in a glass of water is better than none

Bartender looks like the JC Penny version of Val Kilmer’s character in Heat

DOGFISHHEADSEQUENCESOUR

Trying to think of questions to ask the bartender

My “bar music” playlist just reached 100 tracks!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7c6ZiKBC3FgToevoAz3KuC?si=vTcqQNalRjmCooaQp-cmGQ

Unironic moustache and Cobra Baroness at the bar 2022

“Dancing in the Dark” just came on and changed the whole vibe

110 tracks now 🏌️‍♂️

Practicing ordering real drinks instead of beer

Espresso martini is this years aperol spritz

Every day at the bar is the last day at the bar

Bad teeth corner mouth talking Stevie nicks vibe

Bartended at an actual bar for the first time in my life last night. It was insanely busy— it’s an outdoor bar garden, and yesterday was a glorious day in my area— so I feel absolutely worn to pieces today, but there were five bartenders on deck and total tips came to something like 1370 dollars, so that rules. Once a week for the rest of the summer, if anyone comes to Philly I’ll make you a Paloma.

Thank god for a new chill regular where the bartender knows what a buyback is

TFW you’re hungover and you watch a scene of a tv show where the character is hung over

Flavored hard seltzers are the worst

Afternoon extending outward toward infinity

https://i.imgur.com/NAvnaMr.jpg

slammed behind the bar tonight, made more than 100 palomas.

also fwiw i would do buyback for you calstars

Aren’t you the cunt who called me a miserable asshole?

yeah. i’d still do a buyback for you.

Aww

At the bar 2922

Bartender bought me a shot but the glass had a hair on it or something

Spider repels down from top of mirror on the bar room wall

I was at The Saloon in North Beach years ago, and watched a small cockroach climbing each bottle beneath the bar for a taste... he finally settled on the Drambuie, not a bad choice as far as sweet goes

Huge drops of condensation keep falling on my beer belly each time I have a sip lol

Ngl, despite everything (including a husband who hates that I work a bar once or twice a week) , I’m excited to go into the bar tonight

LFG

Slammed again at the bar, just an insane night. Seems like it will be a repeat tonight— best moment was when I let a guy try the two beers we have on draught and he then tipped $13 on a $7 pint. I asked him what was up, and he said, “I’m having a good night, you should too.”

https://i.imgur.com/pcS2S4c.jpg

Bar stray
X post: cats 2 look fuckin’ harder thread

Sour hitting just right on this hot as fuck afternoon

Bartender at other bar now a customer at bar

^ Not a bad Onion headline

Saturday afternoon feeling

About to partake in some of the bar’s top shelf sunblock

Going to a bar to see dear friends I haven't seen in years

Here’s to newbie bartenders who don’t know a buy back from their uncle

I met a friend I hadn't seen in ~12 years in bars two nights in a row this week.

One of my semi-regulars is a local cop who got obliterated last night. While he was working on that, every story he told was about getting obliterated in the D.R. on vacation, getting obliterated in Mexico on vacation, getting obliterated at a buddy's house, helping another buddy get obliterated on his 21st birthday, etc. He took it reasonably well when I cut him off but I'll have my guard up with him from now on. Also, the fucker tipped 5% on a $124 tab.

You’re a bartender?

Yeah, been doing it 2 years now after 3 years of dabbling and private functions -- mostly post about it starting here -- Bartending

Nice

Double buy backs
But second only perhaps because owner was next to me
Achievement unlocked

Could also have to do with me stuffing them on the bill last time due to you guessed it no buy backs

Double buyback achievement unlocked

“8 budweisers please”

Does beer count as dinner ?

Barback has the same name as my uncle and looks like him

Not getting cell reception at my favorite spot, going to have to change carriers

heheh

I'm going to avoid going to the bar tonite so I don't ruin the weekend.

I've only worked the door a few times, but I keep a match at the side of my mouth.. to look far tougher than I actually am

Our bartender tonight had the most exquisite rug

Well gonna use this thread to say goodbye to ilx. Probably not an issue for any of you, never really felt like I had much to contribute here anyway,

been real guys and gals. cya

What

Peace

:(

How many beers can you drink before 430?

https://open.spotify.com/track/1C5G1h6Ogg3hCjD72YzX15?si=ImYWqckZRcSE-Gwv1J1TOg

Bar furniture arranger

^ Love them. Love when people make a fuss around me behind my back, making everything just right. Especially love when they mop the floor around my feet.

The next time a bartender I haven’t seen in awhile asks me where I’ve been, I’m just going to say “Nepal”

The trick is to treat the bar like your living room

My bartender friend just got laid off. I saw him at the other bar, he was smashed

There weren’t enough coat hooks under the bar because the lady on her laptop couldn’t move down one seat despite having the space so I put my coat on a seat and some douche spilled beer on it and venmod me $30

I have a lot of issues with coats and bars. I can’t put my coat on the stupid hook underneath the bar because my coat is long and it will drape onto the floor. So people always say, put your coat over the seat. Well fuck that, I don’t want strangers sitting on my coat. I respect my garments. I think less of any bar, and especially any restaurant, that doesn’t have normal coat hooks or a coat rack. Unacceptable!

Wait why would strangers be sitting on your coat if it's on your seat

You step away from it for a moment for whatever reason and then someone will just sit down on it. Some people never look down or just disregard whatever is on the seat they want to sit down on.

Bartender looking though my $20 into the light to see if it’s real lol

Beautiful day to be at the bar

Can’t wait for five days from now to start the 2023 thread fuck yeah