May I take your order?
https://i.imgur.com/4FPKWRQ.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2022 16:37 (three years ago)
release the original photo! that one is doctored!
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 16:58 (three years ago)
You mean because someone clearly 'shopped it and put in a counter so we couldn't see he's not wearing pants?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:00 (three years ago)
i think we all know who alfred really works for. but what you don't know is that i ALSO work at kellogg's
https://i.imgur.com/1vY8oOh.jpg
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:02 (three years ago)
the original photo is also color-balanced a little bit
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:03 (three years ago)
this all started because my first thought on seeing the photo was "i'll take a bowl of fresh tasting kellog's corn flakes, please."
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:04 (three years ago)
"excuse me, barkeep: what's your top shelf corn flake? ah yes - kellogg's it is"
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:05 (three years ago)
CAKE!
https://i.imgur.com/m3WwnJ3.jpg
― mike t-diva, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:06 (three years ago)
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone),
Would you prefer Campari or Averna with it?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:08 (three years ago)
straight up campari please. after all, it's 11:10 am somewhere
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:10 (three years ago)
is that a birthday cake, mike? happy burfday!
cake!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:12 (three years ago)
Yep, that was my 60th birthday cake, two weeks ago.
― mike t-diva, Monday, 28 February 2022 18:04 (three years ago)
looks delish, snappy outfit too
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 18:13 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/41STyjc.jpg
there's nothing to get here. as usual, i'm laughing very hard at something very mundane. a Ricky Horton card in this case!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 18:35 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/1DKRKlm.jpg
As usual I blend goldenly into the background.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 22:08 (three years ago)
(xpost) Make sure you save all your Sosa, Albert Belle, and Juan Gonzalez rookies from that Donruss '90 set. They're worth thousands.
― clemenza, Thursday, 28 April 2022 00:04 (three years ago)
What a shade on you Al!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 April 2022 00:31 (three years ago)
One more:
https://i.imgur.com/WBUvzRm.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 May 2022 15:14 (three years ago)
luv that Karl photo
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 02:33 (three years ago)
you both look good
― Dan S, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 03:06 (three years ago)
Met up with Thermo today for a Jays game, first time in over a decade (NoTime was with us last time). Couldn't have picked a better game: great start from Manoah (8 innings, 1 run, 7 hits, no walks, under 100 pitches), two HR from Bo, and, miracle of all miracles, a game time of 2:19, which has to be the shortest game I've attended since the '90s or even earlier.
https://phildellio.tripod.com/thermo.jpg
― clemenza, Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:50 (three years ago)
Awwww instant classic wdyll imo
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:51 (three years ago)
~awesome~
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:52 (three years ago)
This is my first time being the youngest in a photo for a long time - thanks Clems!!!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 22 May 2022 03:59 (three years ago)
Still waiting for someone to ridicule my hat.
― clemenza, Sunday, 22 May 2022 04:48 (three years ago)
Your hat is ridiculous.
― If you were really hard core, you'd have thrown a full bottle (WmC), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:50 (three years ago)
When attending baseball games, I usually wear a beret like the one Max is wearing on my T-shirt.
― clemenza, Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:59 (three years ago)
Does that hat say Obama on it? Because that's not ridiculous. Also I have a pair of clip on sunglasses like that somewhere.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:44 (three years ago)
Clemenza, if you could have a hat with any prime minister's name on it, who would it be?
― Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:53 (three years ago)
Justin's father, although I doubt such hats exist.
(xpost) I think WmC's kidding...That hat goes back to 2008.
― clemenza, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:26 (three years ago)
Yeah, I was just obliging clemenza's request -- I didn't look closely at the hat.
― If you were really hard core, you'd have thrown a full bottle (WmC), Sunday, 22 May 2022 22:06 (three years ago)
yo!
https://i.imgur.com/OsQZbjQ.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 June 2022 02:43 (three years ago)
very nice
― Dan S, Saturday, 4 June 2022 02:46 (three years ago)
teal & alfred
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2022 03:53 (three years ago)
this is the longest my hair has ever been.
https://i.imgur.com/8siYfhz.jpeg
love seeing everyone.👋🏻
― I'm ANTIFA and I vote. (Austin), Sunday, 5 June 2022 03:13 (three years ago)
xp from auspol w/ kbp
https://i.imgur.com/QpWJlzK.jpeg
― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2022 03:55 (three years ago)
shadows are fucked up in the antipodes
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 June 2022 04:54 (three years ago)
looks like SOMEone's never been to a baseball field
― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2022 06:10 (three years ago)
fun fact: when you play baseball in the southern hemisphere, you run around the cases in the opposite direction
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 June 2022 06:28 (three years ago)
*bases
It’s a base by base scenario. It varies
― Evan, Sunday, 5 June 2022 13:09 (three years ago)
wydll after freeing a drone from a tree with a 35ft pole cobbled together from a snow rake, pole saw, sink drain parts, duct tape, bike tubes, and a fishing pole
https://i.imgur.com/vtx4dYo.jpg
― joygoat, Sunday, 5 June 2022 18:22 (three years ago)
wow!!! that's fantastic. did you lean it up (waaaaay up) against your garage after you were done?
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 5 June 2022 18:35 (three years ago)
Bark at the Park at the Brewers stadium. Buddy had two little dogs and had to buy tickets for them, so I dressed like a dog and took one of their seats
https://i.imgur.com/p5NmBjm.jpg
― frogbs, Thursday, 9 June 2022 04:35 (three years ago)
kbp is such a normie <3
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 June 2022 05:56 (three years ago)
^^ I regret to advise that it is a 100% accurate description
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2022 14:07 (three years ago)
I'm out of the pool. Join me for Negronis.
https://i.imgur.com/kj8JuFi.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:21 (three years ago)
♥️
― Dan S, Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:38 (three years ago)
Baywatch tank is righteous
― Slowzy LOLtidore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 June 2022 17:28 (three years ago)
Mom, me, dad, his sister/my aunt that we hadn't seen in 17 years, aunt's boyfriend.
Don't let dad's empty demeanor cool ya, he was tired. But he lit up like a tree when he saw her, then started to cry a little. Both told each other they loved each other at the end
https://i.ibb.co/9vtcYtT/received-407123971429136.jpg
― Slowzy LOLtidore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 June 2022 17:30 (three years ago)
Wonderful family photo and a great story <3
― Jaq, Sunday, 19 June 2022 20:37 (three years ago)
Wow!
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 June 2022 20:54 (three years ago)
Happy Thursday!
https://i.imgur.com/8zX3tKj.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 June 2022 00:30 (three years ago)
oops. I meant:
https://i.imgur.com/32QbzhL.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 June 2022 00:31 (three years ago)
Wears T-shirts very much in character.
https://phildellio.tripod.com/steady.jpg
― clemenza, Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:32 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/pjd9nBC.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:47 (three years ago)
The Pauline Oliveros T-shirt is a new arrival. The hair hasn't been cut since November, but that may change this week.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZBNyyYXgAQ50_o.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 31 July 2022 19:46 (three years ago)
always nice to put a face to a name! cool shirt unp
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 31 July 2022 20:41 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/ERpc4Sq.jpg
When in the sun, read about the Sun King.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 July 2022 20:50 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/EFP1PMv.jpg
video game tshirts v much in char
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 August 2022 01:43 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/SY9MSj5.jpg
cheers!
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 August 2022 00:31 (two years ago)
Great photo buddy, cheers
― nxd, Tuesday, 23 August 2022 00:59 (two years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/f49MNyn/IMG-20220904-183757.jpg
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 September 2022 22:40 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/VX17Aas.jpg
lion king rehearsal hour 5
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 8 October 2022 09:21 (two years ago)
the most difficult listening hour
― willem, Saturday, 8 October 2022 09:32 (two years ago)
where’s the like button on this website
― Clay, Saturday, 8 October 2022 09:46 (two years ago)
I raise a toast to Dame Angela.
https://i.imgur.com/7Hs1S2j.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 02:08 (two years ago)
― Clay, Saturday, October 8, 2022 5:46 AM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 02:46 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/2Ac8Fgl.jpg
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 20:58 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/KOwM7dS.jpg
New Romantic College Football Fan
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 October 2022 13:17 (two years ago)
I want YOUUUUU
https://i.ibb.co/DkD7cdQ/image-2.jpg
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:06 (two years ago)
Finally a selfie that I can actually stand.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 December 2022 17:58 (two years ago)
aw, you look great Ned!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 18:27 (two years ago)
Thank ya!
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 December 2022 00:57 (two years ago)