MONTHLY EXPENSES

whoa who has a $10 Adobe Creative Cloud subscription?!!! fuck, I pay $20 for mine!

hmmmmmm maybe you need to pay $448 for anger management to deal with this

Did that thing cross over from an alternate universe?

the $65 AT&T charge is what I pay for internet so prob same universe

That's not anger management classes, it's renting out a theater for a monthly screening of the Adam Sandler masterpiece

whoa who has a $10 Adobe Creative Cloud subscription?!!! fuck, I pay $20 for mine!

― sarahell, Monday, 14 March 2022 18:35

exactly what I was going to post

I want to know what nugg club is

like a club for dining on the finest chicken nuggets? I can see the appeal

Weed sommelier service

This one smells like spray from a skunk that's been dining on only the finest truffles

neti pot, kombucha, where to buy weed

This ain't the Nugg Club
Or THC Gummies
I ain't got time for that now

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

— wint (@dril) September 29, 2013

wait, i bet the $10 CC sub is that the person just got a subscription offer that was $9.99 for the first few months and then it goes up to the regular monthly rate of ... whatever it is now, so they really should adjust their budget because it isn't going to be $9.99 for even a whole year

also, the $186 for Geico implies that this person has a fairly new vehicle (or a really bad driving record) so they have comprehensive coverage (as opposed to just collision where you're paying like $85/month)

candles are an absolute necessity tbq but shouldn't cost more than $50 / month

i don't understand how someone needs resin, nugs, AND gummies every month. take a tolerance break dog.

some are for the cat tho

If you need $448 of Anger Management a month then clearly the Naked Yoga Retreat isn't working and you should get a refund.

neither is the weed

i feel like the title is misleading because I'm guessing it is the expenses for a specific month and isn't the same every month

like it's "Expenses by Month" as opposed to "I spend the same amount per month on these things"

What good is a Naked Yoga Retreat if you don't go every month?

is it really a "retreat" if you go every month tho?

i have a budget category in my app for car registration that i put $5.40 a month into. why? i don't know. i think i can afford an unplanned registration renewal by now.

xp Well I guess they don't let you stay there for the whole month, so you have to leave sometime.

we had a staff retreat at work last month, but it's something we only do like once a year at the most? ... no yoga, no nudity, tho there was a dog and we had sandwiches

maybe all this means that truebill (sponsored) sucks at what it does

xp harbl - is it something where they take a thing you pay for only once a year but the app automatically divides it by twelve so you have these monthly dumb small amounts ? like i have a category that i use for xmas presents for my family and i am so not spending money on xmas presents every month nor do i want to think about xmas presents every month

This person actually does SO much naked yoga that they need to pay $3,200 just to retreat from it.

but jokes aside -- $9850 in rent is a bit o_O

so glad i don't do xmas anymore, or family xp

you can set it to different things, add money monthly or spend up to a certain amount, or do nothing. i could easily just turn it off but i don't. i guess it's nice to already have the $135 saved and i probably needed it when i first got this thing because i had not the best habits.

tho i am guessing this is not real accounting such that if $9850 is actually first + last + deposit on a new apartment, they aren't putting the last+deposit on the balance sheet as an asset

because the thing is ... if the $65 is AT&T internet, and the monthly rent is $9850, that seems inconsistent because they either would have a bunch of roommates and would want a faster (more expensive) plan because it would be too slow for the number of people using it ... or they would be living somewhere super fancy and would want service from a provider that is better than AT&T ... unless the $65 isn't for internet ....

i could see that being service for a security line or door access control system that uses a phone line .... it used to be cheaper tho ... more like $30/month

"If you need $448 of Anger Management a month then clearly the Naked Yoga Retreat isn't working and you should get a refund."

Maybe it's for both them and the cat. (Then again, cats have a Naked Yoga Retreat every day of their lives.)

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd

Are kombucha pods a thing??

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