yer own celebrity big brother

highlights would be:

1. the cast of superman 3 all together in the same room, obv.

2. ally/courtney and wynona stealiing stuff and getting into catfights.

3. linda lovelace being a general weirdo.

4. ally and elvis and jesus in SEXY THREE IN A BED SHOCKA'

5. mark s and kym marsh being celebrity guest hosts.

mark s: goes into insane psych-babble and kym marsh looking confused and going but i can sing OOOOooOOooo..

But only Philip K Dick is allowed access to the drugs.

Jean Paul Gaultier
Liam Gallagher
Steve-O from Jackass
Graham Norton (so he cant make jokes about it on the outside)
Vin Diesel
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Courtney Love
Jordan
Thandie Newton
Lauren Laverne

I'd rather see celebrity Elim-a-date.

Why do I have to be involved in everything silly?

Jesus and Ally have been in the backyard for three hours.

Ally: And so Ron tries to hit on me and I'm like, *bleep* you, just because you are a porn star does not make you hot. I mean, christ, really, and Linda, does Linda do anything, any housework? I mean FUCK!!!!

Ally and Wynona have been in the backyard for 30 minutes.

Ally: Why the fuck did you have to steal my shit, Winona? This isnt rehab ... tell me you don't got no money.

Winona: *looks winsome and runs away to cry*

Ally: FUCKKKK!!

Why do I have to be involved in everything silly?

Isnt it obvious? You have stahhrrr diva potential...baby. It's the part you were born to play!

Marilyn Monroe
James Dean
Charo
Woody Allen
Jody Beth Rosen
Robert De Niro
Christina Ricci
Albert Einstein
Anna Nicole Smith
Mia Farrow
Fabio

I guess you have me down pat but still.

(yeah, but don't you see, ally, yer star potential is that you are a diva, yet, yet, you have a serious side. seriously fucking stahhrrr potential, ally!!)

ally and courtney love have been in the bedroom for an hour.

courtney: but he's in a wheelchair.

ally: i know but when will he STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT! and I don't trust that FUCKING MARGO....she's always hiding in the bushes and talking to herself and peeing her pants THAT IT IS BEGINNING TO SMELL IN HERE!

courtney: i know, baby, but what are you going to do?

linda: hey guys. ally, what did you do to winona, she's been crying for an hour.

ally: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!

all the doctor whos. not the actors, the actual doctor whos taken from their separate time streams and deposited in a house for us to vote on.

while that is obv a better concept, it might be more actually entertaining to have:

Romana I
Romana II
Eldrad
K9
Sutekh
Omega
Cybercontroller
Davros
Black Guardian
Doctor 4

that would be a laff riot. especially all the arguments about pissing in the shower and all the backstabbing

Davros: oo, and I saw the cybercontroller drinking all the good cider
B Guardian: yes, and he was talking to Omega about you again

etc