Colfax Vibe: Into the Pynchon-Verse - a running compendium of politicos with Pychonian names

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I've seen several examples in recent months, so why not a thread to catalog them all? Nominating Michigan gubernatorial candidate Tudor Dixon to begin the thread, as (doubly) pointed out by C. Grisso/McCain in the rolling politics thread.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 October 2022 20:34 (three years ago)

*immediately smacks forehead*

spell check doesn't help on made up words, sorry for the botched thread title!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 October 2022 20:36 (three years ago)

I was contemplating an ILM style poll of favorite character names. AtD alone has too many for a button poll.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Monday, 3 October 2022 20:44 (three years ago)

I guess that’s the opposite of what this thread is for.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Monday, 3 October 2022 20:45 (three years ago)

Denver Wriggleman
Zephyr Teachout
Reality Winner

Blanking on more, but seems like there was a fuck-ton of these working for Trump

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 October 2022 20:58 (three years ago)

That's what I looking to catalog right there!

xp - a Pynchon character poll would be fun, but I feel like it would take multiple rounds just to whittle down to the top 50!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 October 2022 21:36 (three years ago)

Otto Warmbier

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Monday, 3 October 2022 21:48 (three years ago)

Madison Cawthorn

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 October 2022 23:49 (three years ago)

Deep Cut: Sandra Fluke

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 October 2022 23:58 (three years ago)

Pano Churchill

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:21 (three years ago)

Denver Wriggleman


Riggleman, actually

sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:37 (three years ago)

Came off of posting hiatus to say: Mercedes Schlapp

New York Review of Wooks (swim), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:45 (three years ago)

Xpost lol Mercedes Schlapp

“uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:48 (three years ago)

Cassidy M. Dumbauld

“uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:50 (three years ago)

Paul Dominique Laxalt

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:52 (three years ago)

caius julius caesar mussolini

adam, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 00:40 (three years ago)

Saxby Chambliss

jaymc, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 01:06 (three years ago)

Butch Otter

jaymc, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 01:07 (three years ago)

Reince Priebus

jaymc, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 01:41 (three years ago)

Biden staff:

Zephranie Buetow
Kelliann Blazek
Terri Tanielian
Carahna Magwood
Homer Venters
TJ Ducklo
David Recordon
Jim Secreto

“uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 02:46 (three years ago)

Pierre Delecto

symsymsym, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 03:02 (three years ago)

irl lol

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 03:03 (three years ago)

Nick Sandmann

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 04:15 (three years ago)

Teddy Roosevelt
Ivana Trump
Newt Gingrich

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 12:46 (three years ago)

Lee Zeldin

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 October 2022 21:50 (three years ago)

Liz Truss

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:51 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Wiley Nickel

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:47 (three years ago)

Winsome Sears

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:30 (three years ago)

three months pass...

Blaise Ingoglia

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:32 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Joe Tacopina

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 02:08 (three years ago)

two months pass...

Jim Trusty

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 June 2023 17:21 (two years ago)

^ beat me to it, esp for his occupation

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 16 June 2023 20:10 (two years ago)

Sam Power

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 June 2023 21:44 (two years ago)

Waltine Nauta

with hidden noise, Saturday, 17 June 2023 06:45 (two years ago)

Joe Tacopina

Affectionately known as "Joey Tacopants."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 17 June 2023 17:53 (two years ago)

three months pass...

Tommy Tuberville

Then Pynchon goes into a typical digression about how Tuberville had a minor doo wop hit with his group, The Tubervilles, dipping into the song lyrics for half a page.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 12:30 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Cenk Uygur

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 22:36 (two years ago)

beat me to it

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 October 2023 14:42 (two years ago)

four weeks pass...

Big Jim Justice

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 November 2023 20:11 (two years ago)

nine months pass...

Washington Post columnist Philip Bump

(From today's posts on the US politics thread)

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 21 August 2024 14:50 (one year ago)

three months pass...

Amaryllis Fox Kennedy

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 December 2024 13:20 (one year ago)

two months pass...

McLaurine Pinover

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 March 2025 04:24 (one year ago)

Thank you, was going to add that one myself!

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 March 2025 14:43 (one year ago)

Calamitous Ortbo

pfutt, Friday, 14 March 2025 22:35 (one year ago)

seven months pass...

FIFA president Gianni Infantino absolutely sounds like one that would have popped up in the latter chapters of Shadow Ticket.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 6 November 2025 21:31 (five months ago)

“Google is committed to compliance with applicable sanctions and trade compliance laws,” YouTube spokesperson Boot Bullwinkle said in a statement.

via: https://theintercept.com/2025/11/04/youtube-google-israel-palestine-human-rights-censorship/

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 9 November 2025 11:24 (five months ago)

incredible

starring jean-claude van damme as paving mctasel (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 November 2025 13:23 (five months ago)

one month passes...

“Boynt Crosstown” is one heckuva character name

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 December 2025 11:44 (three months ago)

three months pass...

James Fishback

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 April 2026 21:37 (two weeks ago)


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