Worst future president of the United States

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who will fuck up the world most spectacularly?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Donald Trump (R-NY)	8
Elon Musk (R-CA) (they changed the rules)	3
Kanye West (R-CA)	3
write-in	2
Liz Cheney (R-WY)	2
Andrew Yang (D-NY)	1
Kid Rock (R-MI)	1
Ted Cruz (R-TX)	1
Steve Bannon (R-NY)	1
Jeff Bezos (D-WA)	1
Hillary Clinton (D-NY)	1
Mark Zuckerberg (D-CA)	1
Ivanka Trump (R-NY)	1
Howard Stern (D-NY)	0
Joe Rogan (R-TX)	0
Mike Pence (R-IN)	0
Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)	0
Taylor Swift (D-TN)	0
Mitch McConnell (R-KY)	0
Joe Biden (D-DE)	0
Michael Bloomberg (D-NY)	0
Jeb Bush (R-TX)	0
Tucker Carlson (R-FL)	0
Bill Gates (D-WA)	0
Boris Johnson (R-NY)	0
Alex Jones (R-TX)	0
Charles Koch (R-KS)	0
Bill Maher (D-CA)	0
Bob Avakian (D-IL)	0

― Left, Monday, 17 October 2022 20:13 (three years ago)

state and party affiliation best guesses in some cases

initially I had some down as independents (you know who) but I decided most of them would end up going R anyway

― Left, Monday, 17 October 2022 20:13 (three years ago)

Charles Koch has already fucked things royally.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:22 (three years ago)

Kanye because he would probably incorporate nuclear secrets into his lyrics and get us destroyed.

actually that might be why he'd also be best future president

― stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:28 (three years ago)

Supreme Chancellor Mitch McConnell

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:29 (three years ago)

Bill Maher would be the smuggest, douchiest President

Alex Jones would found some way to get blown up by a land mine his first week

Kid Rock would have a NASCAR track built around the White House and get hit by one of the cars

Elon Musk would attempt to buy the Capitol building

Ted Cruz would begin liquefying since he wasn't invited in the building first

― stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:36 (three years ago)

I thik Elon could fuck evrything up the quickest.

― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 17 October 2022 21:10 (three years ago)

Zuckerberg because he will have complete confidence

― death generator (lukas), Monday, 17 October 2022 21:19 (three years ago)

you really believe Yang would ever turn his back on his new fake party?

― akm, Monday, 17 October 2022 21:26 (three years ago)

Missing Tommy Tuberville.

Still think the next non-Trump Republican President will be a college football coach but Nick Saban appears to be a Democrat.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:02 (three years ago)

Like Urban Meyer doesn't exist...

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:43 (three years ago)

Holtz/Giuliani 2028

― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:53 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:01 (three years ago)

Surprised Ron DeSantis isn't on here.

― MarkoP, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:17 (three years ago)

Glenn Youngkin (R-VA) and/or Larry Hogan (R-MD).

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:29 (three years ago)

are these people real it's hard enough keeping track of UK reactionaries

― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 01:13 (three years ago)

Larry Hogan's one of the last living WW2 POWs, a national hero in his way.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 01:17 (three years ago)

The real answer is probably some TikTok personality none of us have ever heard of

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 03:17 (three years ago)

dril for President, serious vote

― stank viola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 04:09 (three years ago)

Write in vote for me. I’d make a terrible president.

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 11:26 (three years ago)

The Rock / Kid Rock '24

Make America Rock Again

― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:29 (three years ago)

pretty sure The Rock is a liberal so it would have to be some kind of unity ticket

― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:45 (three years ago)

Can you smell what Barack is cooking?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:47 (three years ago)

Swap Kid Rock for Chris Rock

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 13:21 (three years ago)

Left, I am merely anticipating the singularity. Immanentizing the eschaton, if you will.

The Rock / Chris Rock, sure. Add Barbara Bach and put all their ads on TikTok, sure. Why not, at this late stage of human civilization?

― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 14:16 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:01 (three years ago)

Sounds like we are concluding that this fellow is a dud

― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:29 (three years ago)

Or at the very least that he should never be president.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:36 (three years ago)

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