it's all boner this, boner that
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2023 18:55 (two years ago)
https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/harden-my-dick
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 19 January 2023 18:58 (two years ago)
semi/semi-on is a better term
― can you still hit dinngers (gyac), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:00 (two years ago)
classier if you think semillon
― more crankable (sic), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:01 (two years ago)
Thank you wiktionary 🫡https://i.postimg.cc/HkDLmXDm/33-A76208-79-FE-474-F-80-C2-C4233-EA2-A66-A.jpg
― can you still hit dinngers (gyac), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:02 (two years ago)
My father has a hard on and it won't go away.
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:03 (two years ago)
I used to have this cassette, I don't remember it being very good:
http://skateandannoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/hard-ons.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:04 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psoaCxQ6u5w
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:07 (two years ago)
A stauner or gtf.
― A Drunk Man Looks At Partick Thistle (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:08 (two years ago)
I was fortunate enough to see the Hard-Ons open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers when I was about 13, it was amazing xps
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:08 (two years ago)
A kid I grew up with was fond of "stiffy" and that's still the absolute worst.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:09 (two years ago)
xp the were a pretty laddish Oz band, in the Cosmic Psychos/Chats tradition
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:10 (two years ago)
it's the pleat...in the pants
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:11 (two years ago)
Mostly this term makes me think of Pynchon
― imago, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:12 (two years ago)
"inflating the tubeman"
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:13 (two years ago)
I still say this but only metaphorically, as in "Person X has a hard-on for Thing Y"
relatedly (?) I found the recent-ish renaissance of "horny"—a very popular word when I was in junior high, but then I didn't hear it for decades—surprisingly unremarked upon
― rob, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:13 (two years ago)
Bone-on is just more entertaining
― Kieth Encounter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:16 (two years ago)
woody is a perennial fave
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:17 (two years ago)
"Morning Wood" sounds like some lost Beatles tune
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:18 (two years ago)
imagine my confusion when I first heard "Surfer Girl"
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:18 (two years ago)
ZVex Super Hard On guitar pedal...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdbrTIoxJcA...although this video is from 14 years ago and now it's apparently called the SHO.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:19 (two years ago)
Sure they do
― ian, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:21 (two years ago)
The new term is "erectoral vote."
As in, "this photo won 15 votes in the Erectoral College."
― everybody was tofu fighting (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:55 (two years ago)
https://ganbare-jazzmaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/hardoff-logo.png
in other news, i recently saw the word "cooze" for the first time in decades
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:01 (two years ago)
the were a pretty laddish Oz band
they're still going, though tbf not as laddish as when they started (forty-one years ago) (as schoolboys)
― more crankable (sic), Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:08 (two years ago)
A while ago I tried to popularise the term "pant-angle" for when you've got a hard-on for a great folk record. Sadly, it did not catch on.
― emil.y, Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:12 (two years ago)
lol
― budo jeru, Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:40 (two years ago)
On the same theme, could one say "I've got a 'Reason to Believe'" when you've got a (Tim) Hard-in for a great folk record?
On second thought, no, never mind, I'll see myself out
― everybody was tofu fighting (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 January 2023 21:15 (two years ago)
don't be so hard-on yourself
― conrad, Thursday, 19 January 2023 21:41 (two years ago)
xp to rob, "horny" is a revived term that i really like, everyone can relate to it and it kinda democratizes the experience imo.
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 19 January 2023 23:29 (two years ago)
Did the Austin Powers movies revive "horny?" Seems like it became common after the first one.
― nickn, Friday, 20 January 2023 00:01 (two years ago)
I will not stand for the diss of the HardOns upthread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEv91wD9844
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 20 January 2023 00:26 (two years ago)
The diss was cassette-specific, and does not apply to subsequent releases
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 January 2023 00:53 (two years ago)
i think 'horny' as rob is referring to it is a twitterism that happened in the last 5-10 years among zoomers maybe. it kind of means flirty in a social media context, being horny or enacting horniness through flirty posts and dms and the like. idrk if it's related at all to austin powers.
― ꙮ (map), Friday, 20 January 2023 01:01 (two years ago)
yeah during pandemic when I was joining Twitch channels filled with younger folk nightly the word "horny" got bandied about with abandon.
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 01:03 (two years ago)
i thought austin powers said 'randy' not 'horny'
― ciderpress, Friday, 20 January 2023 01:03 (two years ago)
I like the UK use of the noun "horn", as "when I'm hungover, I've got the horn"
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 January 2023 01:05 (two years ago)
xpost he said both
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 01:21 (two years ago)
Re: horny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk
― everybody was tofu fighting (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 January 2023 01:41 (two years ago)
How horny are you?
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 01:56 (two years ago)
https://i.imgflip.com/1yvfed.jpg
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 20 January 2023 02:02 (two years ago)
I like the UK use of the noun "horn"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub02d_4q5x0
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 20 January 2023 18:59 (two years ago)
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSp4hool-7zNFydZxqZppbVDKVNNeBLaAo8dDgPMF99ZwXGzf1DZFxniYVlgRDq8nmxrXFWj-2p&usqp=CAc
― A Drunk Man Looks At Partick Thistle (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:04 (two years ago)
what the christ with that noodle ad
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:04 (two years ago)
i feel like the Large Hadron Collider's rise to prominence must have contributed somewhat to hardon falling off
― Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:10 (two years ago)
Surely there's a porn movie called Large Hardon Collider somewhere.
― nickn, Friday, 20 January 2023 21:09 (two years ago)
Omg that commercial hahaha
― castanuts (DJP), Sunday, 22 January 2023 17:00 (two years ago)
i think 'horny' as rob is referring to it is a twitterism that happened in the last 5-10 years among zoomers maybe. it kind of means flirty in a social media context, being horny or enacting horniness through flirty posts and dms and the like.
“Horny on main” vs. horny in your alt account.
― The self-titled drags (Eazy), Sunday, 22 January 2023 17:27 (two years ago)
IME, hardon & horny have both been in common usage in the NE united states since at least 1993. Before that, I was too young to remember really.
― ian, Sunday, 22 January 2023 17:30 (two years ago)