lab grown meat vibe check

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Vote with your guts

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OptionVotes
I am a meat-eater and I would 32
I am vegan/vegetarian and I wouldn’t 8
I am a meat-eater and I wouldn’t 6
I am vegan/vegetarian and I would 6


pilk/pall revolting odors (wins), Saturday, 21 January 2023 13:21 (two years ago)

I am a meat-eater and I would

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 January 2023 13:22 (two years ago)

new fuck-marry-kill just dropped

mark s, Saturday, 21 January 2023 13:42 (two years ago)

too soon to tell

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:19 (two years ago)

Yeah of course

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:20 (two years ago)

Bring on the vat meat!!

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:20 (two years ago)

sure why not

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:21 (two years ago)

meat is gross regardless of where it comes from

your original display name is still visible (Left), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:22 (two years ago)

but if it wasn't I'd give it a shot

your original display name is still visible (Left), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:22 (two years ago)

Former meat eater (occasionally will make an exception) and hell yeah, bring on the chickienobs.

change display name (Jordan), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:23 (two years ago)

a nugget in every pot

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:26 (two years ago)

if u can't savor the suffering what is even the point (jk would have no qualms eating lab meat)(a little queasy abt meat in general but if it's what's there i'll eat it. prefer beans, tho. all hail beans)

Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Saturday, 21 January 2023 18:39 (two years ago)

before i respond: is it being cooked on a gas, electric, or induction stove?

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Saturday, 21 January 2023 19:07 (two years ago)

no

pilk/pall revolting odors (wins), Saturday, 21 January 2023 19:09 (two years ago)

sure why not. seems like they could at least nail ground meat

ciderpress, Saturday, 21 January 2023 19:53 (two years ago)

how long does it take to grow this stuff? I could imagine it being quite energy intensive and expensive and not really any serious competition for when the Soylent G corp get's it's own product on the market.

calzino, Saturday, 21 January 2023 19:59 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEx8__ie6bg

Kieth Encounter (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2023 20:14 (two years ago)

Vat grown meat, yes
Vat grown Fleshlight, no

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 January 2023 20:30 (two years ago)

It is super energy intensive. So much so that i'm curious if it will ever be scaled up. Wld try it but don't need

Half Japanese Breakfast (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 22 January 2023 00:29 (two years ago)

Good Bloomberg article about the failure of Beyond Meat and co.

Fake Meat was supposed to save the world. It became just another fad

groovemaaan, Sunday, 22 January 2023 08:13 (two years ago)

Vegan, and voted wouldn't, just because it's gross, and how could meat grown in a vat be better for me and the environment than actual vegetables?

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 22 January 2023 19:27 (two years ago)

yeah i assumed this was 'would you try it at all' and not 'would you eat it regularly'

ciderpress, Monday, 23 January 2023 04:05 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 00:01 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:01 (two years ago)

I am interested in the thoughts of vegetarians/vegans who Would!

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:09 (two years ago)

when I first read about this stuff in Second Nature by Nathaniel Rich I had a grotesque vision of a cinder block sized perfectly marbled filet mignon slowly slithering across a brightly lit laboratory floor :(

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:34 (two years ago)

Mmmmmm...Animal 57-y....

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 01:21 (two years ago)

just pop a straw into that little beauty & you're good to go

Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 03:50 (two years ago)

72%+ acceptance rate here, vibes sound good

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 20:02 (two years ago)

forgot to vote in this but i'm with the majority

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 20:05 (two years ago)

i'm down for this but can we take out our own cells and make meat out of ourselves too.

i'm sure i have to many cells

def jeftones (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 22:17 (two years ago)

omg celebrity meat cells, i am calling dibs on this lucrative business opportunity

your very own loaf of chet haze

Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 22:40 (two years ago)

I ate myself and want to die

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 22:42 (two years ago)

HA!

def jeftones (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 22:45 (two years ago)

ok that is v. v. good

Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 23:33 (two years ago)

forgot to vote in this but i'm with the majority


same

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Thursday, 26 January 2023 13:10 (two years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2023/03/data-lacking-in-fsa-assessment-of-hazards-from-cell-based-meat/

Half Japanese Breakfast (outdoor_miner), Friday, 24 March 2023 14:36 (two years ago)

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/3/29/giant-meatball-from-extinct-mammoth-dna-unveiled-by-food-firm

michel goindry (wins), Thursday, 30 March 2023 09:30 (two years ago)

www.foodunsafetynews.com scooped by al jazeera

mark s, Thursday, 30 March 2023 11:51 (two years ago)

I can't wait to be the first human to get food poisoning from some unknown pathogen that hasn't existed for 10000 years. The Mammoth burger cannot be eaten for some reason like that. The company is just drumming up publicity for it's lab-grown quail products.

calzino, Thursday, 30 March 2023 12:13 (two years ago)

(ice age prions attacking my brain) thatsa spicy meatball!

michel goindry (wins), Thursday, 30 March 2023 12:24 (two years ago)

my favourite moment in recent icelandic* noir (fortitude) is when the cast -- who have encountered some thawed out mammoth meat or similar -- is attacked by giant parasitic hornets that has also thawed out and emerges as a vast swarm from inside one of the character's burping mouths <-- open for a surprise!

*checking this: actually british! but filmed in iceland and set in SVALBARD

mark s, Thursday, 30 March 2023 12:47 (two years ago)

I'm holding out for a Bronto Burger.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 30 March 2023 19:43 (two years ago)

mark s i think you would appreciate DER SCHWARM -- international sci-fi Jaws except instead of a shark the entire ocean rises up to fly @ u face

I'm sad that you wouldn't bother to watch my youtubes (cat), Friday, 31 March 2023 08:48 (two years ago)

I am interested in the thoughts of vegetarians/vegans who Would!

I would try it but given that some existing burgers (eg Beyond Meat) are already too meaty to someone who hasn't had the real thing in 36 years, I think I'd really need to stick at it to get my palette accustomed to it again. And not sure why I'd bother.

Alba, Friday, 31 March 2023 09:34 (two years ago)

Palate, rather.

Alba, Friday, 31 March 2023 09:35 (two years ago)

add to the results a Vegan who Wouldn’t (don’t see a reason why I would) but wholly support lab-grown for otherwise meat-eating humans and pets, etc. I don’t think it’s necessarily “non-vegan”, given the suffering it saves.

francisF, Friday, 31 March 2023 13:12 (two years ago)

a singular mammoth gene called myoglobin

wtf? myoglobin is not a "gene"

c u (crüt), Friday, 31 March 2023 13:25 (two years ago)

my goblin

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 31 March 2023 13:31 (two years ago)

I presume they mean the gene(s) that codes for mammoth myoglobin

michel goindry (wins), Friday, 31 March 2023 13:34 (two years ago)

the gene that contains the code for the protein myoglobin, yah

biology has a lot of very confusing terminology when it comes to heritable trains vs. proteins, phenotypes vs. genotypes, etc

if you're measuring phenotypic data then the height of an organism can be a phenotypic trait which is not what trait means with genotypes at all, etc

mh, Friday, 31 March 2023 13:56 (two years ago)


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