Set phasers on PURÉE

she used to have a little, but now, you see, she has a lot

And it's not like you'd have those rocks if she didn't, stop being a fool.

Maybe if she didn't have those rocks she'd find SOMETHING NEW TO SING ABOUT. Why didn't she release a song about getting engaged while being married to someone else? That would have been fantastic!

Ah but self-mythologising is the new black do you see? Jenny from the block my arse. Jenny from the corner of the block with the PVC miniskirt and the nasty earrings I think.

Dear lord, I think we've found the flashpoint of the end of the year. I might actually have to hear this! (So far I've just been tickled by the name 'Styles').

Diva has got to be one of the most overused, misused, pretentious words in any language and Jenny no diva, because NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER despite all the press and everything, all the money, all the boyfriends. She has still never made a fucking thing I would even deign to ring her stupid PR to send me, much less run to shops to buy. I am sick and tired of silly fucking pop stars with their stupid rider requests and their minders and their constant need to prove to themselves and us that they are worthy of respect which they equate with free stuff and being allowed to be demanding, not, you know, making any contribution they might earn actual respect for (and half the time it's entourage folks wanting the respect shown, which is v. angry-making).

The Block my arse, she comes from some tame part of the Bronx, spitting distance from Riverdale, and is too thick to realise where her rocks come from, eg SA diamond mines.

in spite of the bogus message, still the best track she's put since 'Play', hahar

It's no "Ain't It Funny".