hey y'all wanna go hang out in this naked guy's plane

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it's totally free to stay at his plane for a while if you want, he's cool with it

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:22 (two years ago)

you can keep your clothes on if you're uncomfortable with your body, it's fine

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:23 (two years ago)

absolutely no shoes tho, it is necessary that you remove your shoes. and your socks. no socks. he has special booties for you to wear during your stay. what? it's not weird.

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:25 (two years ago)

what's weird is wearing clothes even when you don't have to, that's what's weird, if you really stop and think about it

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:26 (two years ago)

no judgment against people who say they always want to wear clothes! people can wear or not wear whatever they want

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:28 (two years ago)

except shoes. no shoes. or socks. sorry but your feet will need to completely undress before you can be allowed on board. but the rest of your clothes, i mean, it's totally up to you. if you really prefer to just wear clothes all the time, even when there's no practical reason to do so, or because society tells you that's what you're supposed to do, well that's fine.

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:32 (two years ago)

love the website, straight-up GeoCitites/Tripod/Angelfire vintage style

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:32 (two years ago)

Rest assured, fellow ILXors. I always post to ILX wearing a top hat and tails.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:36 (two years ago)

the shower's perfectly functional but low on frills ("privacy" or whatever). if you're gonna be weird about it, fine; every time you take a shower he can just leave the plane, his plane, which is his home, and which he generously offers to share free of charge for travelers on a budget. no, no, it's fine, really. he'll just leave. enjoy your shower, and please don't worry about the poor old naked man you've banished to the yard as if he were nothing more than a mangy cur, instead of a kindly free-spirited iconoclast who invites strangers into his home and who still harbors an unfashionable belief in the fundamental goodness of other people, which apparently is a pretty outdated thing to think. you can also use his personal toilet if you want.

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:37 (two years ago)

Don't step upon the inboard aileron since it's not rigged at all at this time and thus would suddenly rotate down, sending you instantly to the ground in a dangerous fall through sharp edged metal structures

Okay, sounds great.

emil.y, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:38 (two years ago)

naked deathtrap

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:43 (two years ago)

he seems cool, I'll go be naked in his house

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:47 (two years ago)

by which I mean plane

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:47 (two years ago)

oh another thing about the shower though? the dang old water heater can handle about one good warm shower but then it takes FOR•EV•ER to heat up another batch of water so maybe it would be more practical, not to mention environmentally conscious, to... haha, you know what, never mind! just a silly little idea... unless? 😳

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:55 (two years ago)

fyi your cell phone won't work here lol

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:57 (two years ago)

please don't bother the neighbors, not even a little bit. best not to let them see you at all, actually, or your vehicle either. it's really important that they basically have no idea you're there and aren't able to give police a description of your appearance you need to respect their privacy, okay

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 19:04 (two years ago)

I read it but I didn’t see anything about clothing optional?

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 19:08 (two years ago)

buckle up, buttercup

Incidental nudity, naturists, and revealing guests or models

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 19:12 (two years ago)

how could i forget to mention that the whole plane is made of fresh, delicious gingerbread, and that visitors are encouraged to eat as much as they like! no, really! help yourselves! no, really. eat it. eat the fucking gingerbread. and then take your shoes off, real slow.

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 19:18 (two years ago)

why is this tour not called "(s)naked on a plane"

mark s, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 19:45 (two years ago)

Guess The City:

south view

north view

let us now celebrate ama ‘piano’ smith & the clowns (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 20:29 (two years ago)

awesome, shared my full screen at work instead of just a window out of laziness, so my colleague just saw this thread

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 20:44 (two years ago)

asking them if they are interested in this amazing proposal

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 20:53 (two years ago)

Google maps has a few (thankfully) exterior shots of the plane

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 21:28 (two years ago)

sorry to make you uncomfortable

let us now celebrate ama ‘piano’ smith & the clowns (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 21:43 (two years ago)

...again...

let us now celebrate ama ‘piano’ smith & the clowns (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 21:50 (two years ago)

pretty tidy, considering

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 22:08 (two years ago)

this thread is wonderful, thank u cat

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 22:43 (two years ago)

although maybe silby is right that this guy is cool and not creepy. i hope we get to the bottom of this. perhaps we learn that each perspective is true, a la rashomon.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 22:45 (two years ago)

anyway, i don't want to go hang out in this naked guy's plane, just for the record.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 22:46 (two years ago)

I would like to have my naked body pierced by metal i am saint sebastian

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 23:27 (two years ago)

wow I did not fully read all the disclaimers

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 23:28 (two years ago)

a buddy's coworker says he visited the plane, and there was no (obvious) nudity - it's near Portland OR

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 23:30 (two years ago)

3. The freight van currently aft of my aircraft might be moved to an out of sight location on the west border of my property someday. It's currently supported by chaotically located logs and is immensely heavy, and thus isn't thoroughly safe. So please remain at least one meter distant from it at all times.

This seems like something amazing someone else should go see and then (assuming they are careful) come back and tell me about

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 16 February 2023 01:57 (two years ago)

just need the right John Wilson theme

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 February 2023 02:08 (two years ago)

Classic thread title

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 03:29 (two years ago)

“I wear no clothing when indoors unless required for task related protection or warmth*, and I sleep and shower as the day's logistics dictate rather than on a predictable schedule. ”
Bruh same

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 03:32 (two years ago)

Keeping skid marks off of every seat cushion is a task

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 February 2023 03:54 (two years ago)

as a nude model, i have been looking for an airplane home

President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 February 2023 04:11 (two years ago)

Rare footage of him at his most miserable (fully clothed and doing laundry) at 1:20 in this clip

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Thursday, 16 February 2023 05:11 (two years ago)

Don't worry, there's also a terrifyingly ghostly shot of him (chest up) showering in his weird indoor shower tube.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Thursday, 16 February 2023 05:27 (two years ago)

Naked in the rain on the plane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jYnDeZAIx0

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 16 February 2023 11:32 (two years ago)


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