Reveal your hateful, ignorant prejudices: which animals do you think would smell like ass despite having no firsthand experience?

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Elephants have always been described as wondrous intelligent creatures, but for whatever reason, I bet they smell like ass.
Otters, too. Very cute, but they look like they smell like assy wet dog, or worse, an assy wet dog eating a wet fish.
I don't know why, but I imagine capybaras smelling pleasantly of roasted peanuts.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 06:31 (two years ago)

Sloths must smell rancid

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 07:12 (two years ago)

https://i.redd.it/wrjhtgf1xe871.jpg

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 07:29 (two years ago)

They say a lot of barn animals smell like ass, but to me, that's the smell of FOOD because animals poo so we can have food.

Worst animals smell was my husky who liked to sleep in dirty corners in the basement and had to be bathed regularly.

Fuck You Know About a Tralee (I M Losted), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:08 (two years ago)

The elephant exhibit at the zoo is always one of the worst smelling areas. That may be because of their enormous poops, I don't know.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:09 (two years ago)

haven't you seen the movies of elephants sucking turds out of each other's asses

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:34 (two years ago)

one of my biggest regrets in life is having seen an elephant pooping

so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:38 (two years ago)

They're basically ginormous mulching machines.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:42 (two years ago)

if u would like to watch the aforementioned films they are marked in Europe as "Salo"

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:42 (two years ago)

This expression mirrors my apprehension at how this non-CG giraffe is going to smell:
https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/moments-from-last-of-us.jpg

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 20:33 (two years ago)

Wesley Willis to thread?

brimstead, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 20:36 (two years ago)

I went to a weird petting zoo in Kobe and I can confirm capybaras smell a bit like wood, and move about as much when being petted by several children. Most unexpected was the binturong which, as advertised, smelt like popcorn.

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 21:10 (two years ago)

eight months pass...

I suspect rhinos smell like butt

STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 December 2023 04:16 (one year ago)

my precious baby rhinosaurs smell like love and magic tyvm

http://i.imgur.com/8kQvcrp.gifv

Mrs. Fifi Greywhiskers, P.S.C. (cat), Saturday, 9 December 2023 09:27 (one year ago)


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