worst film title featuring the word Rise

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my least favorite naming convention, especially when it's used to add gravitas in a franchise where it doesn't make sense (Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies). so pick the worst title from this list. there were a few I've left out that were good uses of the word Rise. write-in if you don't like it.

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OptionVotes
Rise of Skywalker 6
Rise of the Planet of the Apes 5
Rise of the Guardians 3
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising 2
Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans 1
Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj 1
Evil Dead Rise (do not vote for this or i cannot vouch for ur safety) 1
Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior 1
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon 1
Other (write-in vote) 1
Minions: The Rise of Gru 1
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 1
The Dark Knight Rises 1
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 0
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 0
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (not out yet) 0
GI Joe: The Rise of COBRA 0
300: Rise of an Empire 0
Hannibal Rising 0
Carlito's Way: Rise to Power 0


Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2023 18:59 (two years ago)

i have never watched any of the Rise of the Footsoldier franchise but i'm pretty sure they're terrible

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:02 (two years ago)

for me, I think it's Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, because most times this naming convention is used to insinuate that the film will show you the rise to prominence of a character you're already familiar with. whereas nobody knows who the fuck Leslie Vernon is going into that movie. or mistake it to be about the English footballer

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:02 (two years ago)

voted "Rise Of Taj" as being the least intelligible

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:08 (two years ago)

are there any other film titles in the 'x of the y of the z' format aside from Rise of the Planet of the Apes

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:09 (two years ago)

Rise of the Guardians for most utterly uninformative

jmm, Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:19 (two years ago)

xp Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

Josefa, Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:24 (two years ago)

Rise of Nations: Rise of Legends is a science fantasy real-time strategy video game for Microsoft Windows, made by Big Huge Games, and published by Microsoft.

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:36 (two years ago)

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

I remember being mildly annoyed by this title at the time of the film's release, and I think this might be earliest example of this convention aside from 'Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines' (which seems like it might make a little more sense in context, I don't really know, haven't seen either film) so maybe this one. These titles just wash over me now.

Having said that, it does maybe sound a bit like the title of a story in the 1960s Fantastic Four comic, which makes me like it a bit more, but in that case it should be formatted 'The Fantastic Four in: Rise ... of the SILVER SURFER!'

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:38 (two years ago)

xxp pretty much any film about Joan of Arc (The Story of, The Childhood of, The Trial of, etc.)

henry s, Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:38 (two years ago)

xp or rather 'Stan Lee presents The Fantastic Four in: Rise ... of the SILVER SURFER!'

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:40 (two years ago)

tbf, the Silver Surfer rides on a magical flying surfboard which RISES into the air.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:40 (two years ago)

i imagine porns occasionally work this into their titles sometimes?

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:45 (two years ago)

THE RISE AND RISE OF CASANOVA (1977), starring tony curtis

mark s, Sunday, 30 April 2023 20:27 (two years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_(2022_film)

symsymsym, Sunday, 30 April 2023 23:35 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 1 May 2023 00:01 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jap78ouCMsY

Florin Cuchares, Monday, 1 May 2023 00:04 (two years ago)

I've seen 3 of them and they were all middling. Rise of the planet of the apes > terminator 3 > tdkr.

formerly abanana (dat), Monday, 1 May 2023 04:01 (two years ago)

Rise of the planet of the apes has the most confusing title, because it comes before Dawn of the planet of the apes.

formerly abanana (dat), Monday, 1 May 2023 04:07 (two years ago)

I think part of the reason for that is they weren't sure if they'd get more than one movie out of the series initially, so they kinda crafted it as a prequel that could standalone but that could set up sequels as well if the film did well.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 May 2023 04:21 (two years ago)

are there any other film titles in the 'x of the y of the z' format aside from Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Which is why I read the Apes one with Rise as someone's name

Iain Mew (if), Monday, 1 May 2023 11:23 (two years ago)

Hen Fap of the Planet of the Apes

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 May 2023 13:13 (two years ago)

wait, is it called Evil Dead Rise because it's in a high-rise?

jmm, Monday, 1 May 2023 13:20 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVUbc69afoE

astor pizzarolla (unregistered), Monday, 1 May 2023 13:21 (two years ago)

rise of the machines is a godawful movie and somehow there are two terminator movies worse than it

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 1 May 2023 13:43 (two years ago)

worst title qua title is rise of skywalker. sounds as dumb as possible

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 1 May 2023 13:45 (two years ago)

wait, is it called _Evil Dead Rise_ because it's in a high-rise?


Yeah that’s why that’s not a bad one

michel goindry (wins), Monday, 1 May 2023 13:59 (two years ago)

Half the time anything after a colon in a film title might as well say Whatever, Just Watch It You Fucking Plebs

Rogue protocol: first dominion: broken infinity: an ace ventura story

michel goindry (wins), Monday, 1 May 2023 14:07 (two years ago)

Solar System: Rise of the Sun

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 May 2023 14:09 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 00:01 (two years ago)

has anyone seen the 2023 film "Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist"
it's directed by kevin sorbo

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 00:07 (two years ago)

Close thread

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 00:09 (two years ago)

eight months pass...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rise_and_Rise_of_Bitcoin

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 January 2024 16:42 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wYoWdprfD0

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 8 January 2024 18:41 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdJsueRKxYc

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 8 January 2024 18:45 (one year ago)


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