the thread to post when you eat a really shitty chicken wing

i want descriptions of said wing and why it sucked and where you got it

ahem

this "fried wing" feels like freeze-dried the motherfucker for astronauts, got turned down for the sale, and put it back in the grab and go aisle. drier than dust, the taste of gristle, and whatever marinade on it must have been from Home Depot's floor.

inexplicably, the rest of the wings in the same batch weren't as bad, but this one was a blight on humanity

SOURCE: ORLANDO REGIONAL MEDICAL CENTER CAFETERIA