Chain Restaurants Whose Names Sound Like Slang Terms for Sex Acts, List Them Here

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Beefsteak Charlie
Steak & Shake
El Pollo Loco
Sizzler

Disqualified for overliteralness: In-N-Out

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:10 (one year ago)

Kenny Rogers Roasters

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:14 (one year ago)

Gave her the ol’ Ruby Tuesday

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:15 (one year ago)

Pret a Manger

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:17 (one year ago)

Five Guys

Briania, Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:19 (one year ago)

Five Guys

― Briania, Sunday, June 11, 2023 2:19 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

borderline overliteral

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:24 (one year ago)

D.P. Dough
Au Bon Pain

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:26 (one year ago)

Jack in the Box

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:35 (one year ago)

Fuddruckers
Saladworks
Krispy Kreme
BJ's
Cheesecake Factory
Andy's Frozen Custard

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:42 (one year ago)

Ground Round

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 11 June 2023 20:25 (one year ago)

Dairy Queen

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 11 June 2023 20:27 (one year ago)

Wagamama

ledge, Sunday, 11 June 2023 20:30 (one year ago)

Red Lobster
Texas Roadhouse

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 11 June 2023 20:30 (one year ago)

Beefeater

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 11 June 2023 20:38 (one year ago)

Sub-way

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Sunday, 11 June 2023 20:50 (one year ago)

Panera? I hardly knew her!

sarahell, Sunday, 11 June 2023 21:35 (one year ago)

i mean basically all of them, you know? i mean who couldn't go for a hot Carl's Jr? me and her, we were dunkin' donuts, IYKWIM. Some people prefer eating up all that Krispy Kreme, but not me. And after that, well, I went to eat at the Hard Rock Cafe. Maybe next week we'll get a third for Red Robin.

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 11 June 2023 21:41 (one year ago)

dying here

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 11 June 2023 21:41 (one year ago)

Burger King, Home of the Whopper

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 11 June 2023 22:43 (one year ago)

Smash Burger

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 June 2023 22:57 (one year ago)

Twistee Treat

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 June 2023 22:59 (one year ago)

the ol' lady was in the mood for Wendy's last night, gave her the Biggie Bag

Florin Cuchares, Sunday, 11 June 2023 23:30 (one year ago)

Pup ‘N’ Taco

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 June 2023 00:02 (one year ago)

Australian special:

Red Rooster
Hungry Jacks

hrep (H.P), Monday, 12 June 2023 00:11 (one year ago)

Olive Garden
Jamba Juice
White Castle
Buffalo Wild Wings
TGIF

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 June 2023 00:13 (one year ago)

Whataburger

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 June 2023 00:30 (one year ago)

Pup ‘N’ Taco

El Taco Veloz

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 June 2023 00:32 (one year ago)

Chick-Fil-A

visiting, Monday, 12 June 2023 01:17 (one year ago)

Sonic Drive-In

visiting, Monday, 12 June 2023 01:19 (one year ago)

EAT

fetter, Monday, 12 June 2023 09:29 (one year ago)

Popeyes

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 12 June 2023 12:16 (one year ago)

Cheeseburger in Paradise
Sweet Tomatoes
Velvet Turtle

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 June 2023 12:49 (one year ago)

The Works

jmm, Monday, 12 June 2023 12:53 (one year ago)

I once go busy in a burger king bathroom.

BrianB, Monday, 12 June 2023 12:55 (one year ago)

Coldstone Creamery

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 June 2023 13:35 (one year ago)

Booster Juice

jmm, Monday, 12 June 2023 13:37 (one year ago)

Taco Bell

mh, Monday, 12 June 2023 15:57 (one year ago)

Shake Shack

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 June 2023 15:59 (one year ago)

Rally's Big Buford

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:00 (one year ago)

Long John Silver's

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:39 (one year ago)

Firehouse Subs

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:40 (one year ago)

Hardee's

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:40 (one year ago)

Chicken Guy

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:47 (one year ago)

The Spot

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:57 (one year ago)

Arby's Big Montana

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 June 2023 17:02 (one year ago)

Frisch's Big Boy

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 June 2023 17:03 (one year ago)

The Habit

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 June 2023 17:06 (one year ago)

Mr. Chow

henry s, Monday, 12 June 2023 17:32 (one year ago)

“You want the Super Size?”

calstars, Monday, 12 June 2023 18:22 (one year ago)

Crack Shack

ꙮ (map), Monday, 12 June 2023 20:38 (one year ago)

Chili's

ꙮ (map), Monday, 12 June 2023 20:39 (one year ago)

IHOP

ꙮ (map), Monday, 12 June 2023 20:41 (one year ago)

Was convinced Velvet Turtle was made up.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 12 June 2023 20:45 (one year ago)

Spudulike

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 June 2023 20:46 (one year ago)

Claim Jumper
Corner Bakery
Falafel King

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Monday, 12 June 2023 20:47 (one year ago)

Drunken Monkey

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 June 2023 20:58 (one year ago)

Wahaca

nashwan, Monday, 12 June 2023 21:01 (one year ago)

Do the "body part" names count or are they overly literal?

Pink Taco
Twin Peaks

nickn, Monday, 12 June 2023 21:02 (one year ago)

god Twin Peaks is so dire. theirs is also pretty intentional, as is...Pink Taco.

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 June 2023 21:02 (one year ago)

A literal pink taco

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 June 2023 21:03 (one year ago)

Sure (Hooters too) it's intentional but does that disqualify it?

nickn, Monday, 12 June 2023 21:04 (one year ago)

a tangent but one of the things that makes Chili's extra funny as a punch line in any joke is the possessive s. it's deeply nonsensical and creates a grammar shitshow whenever the brand is conjured.

ꙮ (map), Monday, 12 June 2023 21:06 (one year ago)

Most of the chicken places.

Tokyo Chick
Dave's Hot Chicken
Chicken Delight

(just found the following ones!)
Cluck Face
Cluck-U Chicken
4 Fingers Crispy Chicken
Chicken In The Rough
Hot Chicken Takeover
Weinerwald

Chicken Licken

nickn, Monday, 12 June 2023 21:11 (one year ago)

lol @ Weinerwald

ꙮ (map), Monday, 12 June 2023 21:13 (one year ago)

not the name of the restaurant, but once found this dish offered as a signature dish in this one restaurant in Melbourne:

https://i.ibb.co/ssCK3kQ/179835951-10158410247222981-4140097431228185950-n.jpg

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 June 2023 21:16 (one year ago)

Schnitzel Express

calstars, Monday, 12 June 2023 23:20 (one year ago)

Hot Chicken Takeover

winner

broken breakbeat (sleeve), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 00:23 (one year ago)

not gonna lie, i often find myself feeling a visceral need for hot chicken takeover when i'm in columbus oh

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 00:30 (one year ago)

Tim Horton's

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 00:40 (one year ago)

Golden Corral

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 00:59 (one year ago)

How am I first with In-N-Out?

avoid boring people, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 01:09 (one year ago)

mentioned previously and disqualified as "too obvious"

broken breakbeat (sleeve), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 01:13 (one year ago)

Benihana for some reason

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 02:57 (one year ago)

How am I first with In-N-Out?

Animal Style.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 03:01 (one year ago)

Golden Corral

Home of the Chocolate Fountain!

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 03:28 (one year ago)

Cracker Barrel doesn't belong here, really, but they have some kind of tic-tac-toe game you play by inserting pegs in a board and some dude, after seeing Pride advertising, posted this:

My family will not be eating or pegging at Cracker Barrel any longer. Go woke, go broke

— Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi (@ElectionLegal) June 9, 2023

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 04:00 (one year ago)

I saw that and loled but I'm p sure it was on purpose. They do have peg boards tho, it's true.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 04:02 (one year ago)

canadian entry: White Spot and its offshoot Triple O’s

scanner darkly, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 04:11 (one year ago)

y'all ever received an orange julius

Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 04:18 (one year ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marugame_Seimen

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 05:08 (one year ago)

Fogo de Chao

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 06:38 (one year ago)

Blimpie’s is a euphemism for blumpkins

calstars, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 12:07 (one year ago)

Der Wienerschnitzel

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 17:43 (one year ago)

Spread Bagelry
Neato Burrito
Subway

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 17:49 (one year ago)


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