Helmets Vs Beanies

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Cut or uncut - which do you prefer and why?

― Geoff, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Euphamisms for circumcision. The things you learn @ 1 in the morning...

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uncut because everytime they peek out and say Hi ! . But i am in love with a Jew so you make do .

― anthony, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

German WWI helmets with spikes on top = CLASSIC.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In the context of the question, Tadeusz's answer = FRIGHTENING.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We discovered a German army helmet in my attic when we moved in. No spike tho. Third Reich vintage. But my house was also used in the underground railroad and by abolitionists soooooooo it evens out.

In any event, I have no time for any one other than my own, but I can't imagine why a woman would enjoy the...um...excess.

― jess, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does anybody have any figures on the stamina issue, ie you have less with the Helmet Model? I've got a decision to make.

― Dave M., Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I've heard that cutting out the 'excess' also means ditching a lot of sensitivity. But my question is: when, ahem, performing orally, what is one to do with the 'excess'??? This question, of course, is posed solely for curiousity's sake...

p.s. im in love with jews too.

― Phil-Two, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do not love Jews as a group. I love a JEW , as in David.
I do not love anybody on birth right alone .

― anthony, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

when, ahem, performing orally, what is one to do with the 'excess'???
Erm, it doesn't exactly get in the way, you know.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Phil does love Jews though. Little pudgy ones. Where did he come from anyway?

― Ally C, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony's original answer now has me pondering life in new ways. And quietly cowering as a result. Being straight, I have no particular preference, though I do find the word 'smegma' to be engagingly ridiculous.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi Qlly! Where? I just came from seeing Plaid with my little pudgy jewish ex. Anyhow, cut is much preferrable.

― Phil-Two, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Evidently the word "smegma" has its origin in a Greek verb meaning "to wash off." The very word representing the dick cheese substance means "clean that repulsive schmutz off your mutton dagger, chump." I think that says a lot.

― Benjamin, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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